User blog comment:Mrs Chanandler Bong/If Syndicate were Pokémon/@comment-27014070-20161126014925/@comment-27062334-20161126153056

John Cena would be fighting-type and have heavy Attack and decent Defense. His Sp. Atk and Sp. Def would be low and he'd have a signature ability called Invisibility - you can't see him for two turns. His HP would be pretty low however his Speed would be really good. He would evolve into JOHN CENA. His Defense and HP would be even lower, however its Speed would be increased heavily, up to par with his Attack. His Sp. Atk and Sp. Def wouldn't change, however his ability would - it is Unexpected, similar to Zoroark's ability Illusion. For three turns, JOHN CENA would turn into a random Pokémon from its typing. For example, someone could send out a Throh but then after three turns, the text would say "That's not a Throh! It's a different Pokemon!... and his name is... JOHN CENA!"

Or he could be the boss of the evil team. One Admin would say "We have disappointed our leader! And his name is..." And then he would appear and rekt everybody on your team.