User blog:*mynameischrome*/Chrome News 5

Oh hoorah!

Stuff
Ukrainian police clash with rioters (aftermath pictured) protesting against new anti-protest laws. Egypt approves a new constitution.
 * It got so cold outside that a stray kitten outside got stuck. We brought her in... she got frostbite on her paws and she was shivering... little runt. Literally, her name is Runt.
 * The dwarf planet Ceres is observed to be releasing water vapour.
 * Scientists in Brazil identify a new species of river dolphin.
 * Scientists measure the optical spectrum of ball lightning for the first time.
 * Archaeologists discover the tombs of Sobekhotep I and the previously unknown Abydos Dynasty pharaoh, Seneb Kay.

(and yes I did copy from Wikipedia)

Game News
Everyone's heard about Polybius, right?

You know, everyone was playing it and had a good time? Depends on what you define as "a good time"...

Polybius is fake. It always will be.

Stupidity Meter
The future is stupid.

News

 * Homestar Runner had a sale on stuff, so it might return very soon...
 * Pyro says "I'm a toaster" and "who in the world told you not to play with fire?" in his quotes.

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Conclusion
Well, my conclusion is that too many bad things are happening in the news. One person gets killed, hurricanes, earthquakes, earth destroyed? Earth is going downhill...