User blog:Omgitskittykatty/Gender-Flipped.

Rated TV-14-DLV.

(Choir) # Genders don't matter


 * 1) It's what your mind thinks is right that matters


 * 1) But this is a moral lesson at the start


 * 1) It should be at the end


 * 1) But who the heck cares? #

Me: Dudes.

Wario: What?

Me: Cloning machine.

Dude: Are you sure that's a cloning machine?

NyanGir: Yeah, it says "Gender-Flip Machine" on it.

Me: Advertising reasons.

Skitz: Aw, yeah.

Wario: I'm not going in there. *shoots himself*

Dude: What the hell was that?

Me: Get in the damn machine!

Dude: Okay, geez.

(they all get in the time machine)

Skitz: Woah, why is my chest becoming smaller?

Dude: Son of a bitch!

NyanGir: Oh, shit.

Me: Get the hell out of here!

(I try to get out but gets shot by a random gun)

Me: Son of a bitch!

(I turn into a female)

Me: What the hell?

(Skitz is a man)

Skitz: Where the hell are my...(Dude interrupts): Holy. Freaking. God.

Wario's random gun that shot me: Yo, you can me in da pornshizzles!

Dude: Shut the hell up, you son of a gun.

Gun: I technically am.

Dude: I said shut up!

NyanGir: I'm gonna be like freaking Superman!

Me: You don't have any super powers, so...

NyanGir: I have hopes, you douche.

-PART 2-

TBA.