Moon

(Intro)

(Cuts to Sarge and Jacob talking to Sarge behind a jeep where a war is going on)

Jacob: So, General sent a person to the moon. I-

Sarge: I know, I know. I've always wanted to go to the moon.

Jacob: If you smarten up a bit, you can go to the moon, like you always wanted to.

Sarge: Oh my God, that is such a good idea, I just started coming up with it!

Jacob: But I came up with the idea, plus that makes no sense.

(Sarge pulls up a joint and smokes it)

Sarge: It totally does!

(Sarge pulls out a rocket launcher and fires it at an enemy tank)

Sarge: Right on!