User blog:*mynameischrome*/Chrome News 8

Hello and welcome once again to Chrome News!

Real News
It's been a while hasn't it? Anyways, just in case all of you are too lazy to check CNN, here's the real news.

So Flight 370 has almost been found, I think. I didn't read it all either. And also, I also have spring fever right now. You can probably guess that I hate spring by now, but it's just there to torture you while it can.

Fake News
real news is fake news

but this is fake news so of course that's a lie

Smartness Meter
The Stupidity Meter is taking a vacation to Florida, the state of getting-a-tan-and-surfing-and-summer-all-day.

boy i wish i went to florida

and this guy goes every month.

Anyways, the Smartness Meter reads that 11% of people today are smart. The dumbness... it draws closer.

Anyways, that's it for today. Also, there is a meteor outside Bagel's house right now. Bbbbaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii.