User blog:Omgitskittykatty/Let's Review: Holez!

Krazy: Hi. I'm Krazy and welcome to Let's Review. Today I'm reviewing all the season one episodes of this show called Holez (made by Curiousgorge66) that have a transcript. Let's do this.

Introduction
Krazy: Okay, Holez is apparently an American adult animated comedy which is animated and produced by Klasky-Csupo and Disney Television Animation, first airing on ToonNick on March 9th, 2014. In reality, it's a fanon show by Curiousgorge66 that was March 22nd, 2014. Gorge says it's cancelled for some reason. It's apparently a spin-off of The Bagel Show, created by IAmBagel, who has hella shows. Let's take a look, eh?

Episode 1: "Holes Pilot"
Krazy: Now I'm gonna review "Holes Pilot," the first episode and pilot of Holez. It starts with no title card or theme song, just Bagel walking in a forest, for some reason saying that he should've brought his shoes, even though there's no mud or anything that could make Bagel's feet dirty referenced in the script. Suddenly, he sees a hole and he asks what it is.

Bagel: What's this [censored]?

Krazy: Then the hole... turns into a doughnut and Bagel is surprised... obviously.

Bagel: Oh, my [censored] God!

Krazy: Okay, so for some reason Meat Loaf plays in the background and Bagel calls Y-Guy an ass just because he asked what the doughnut was... keep in mind, they're nowhere. No location is referenced in the script, so apparently Y-Guy, KM, Derpy, Chrome and Wario just came outta nowhere, with YouTube, CD or a record player with them... I dunno either. So everyone screams after Bagel flips Y-Guy the bird, which becomes normal as the series goes on. Derpy shouts "oh, my [censored]", which I don't think makes any sense. KM says he's "somewhat offended"; Bagel then chokes him because he said what he is... that happens a lot in this series as we go on. Wario then appears with "GET THE [censored] OUT!"... of the forest, that is, then after Bagel tells him to shut up, Chrome defends Wario... with "shut up" again... this goes on for a while.

Bagel and Chrome: You! You! You!

Krazy: Then Chrome says he doesn't believe he met Bagel... or that he has a show. That show was Life After the Epic Animals... which isn't a show. Does he mean The Epic Animals: Epiclogue? Then they do the tiring "shut up" thing again. Chrome says that they shouldn't do this again, which I agree with. Bagel then screams "SHUT UP!" and Chrome says "this is crap." What's crap? The episode? In the list of episodes, the next two episodes, "From Doughnut to Human" and "The Bust Mod," are about Holez turning into a human and finding out she's a girl, respectively.

Episode 4: "Nom Nom Gluttony"
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