Texting

Texting is an episode of Randomness Everywhere.

Transcript
Gold: LOL ROFL STATUS UPDATE LOLOLO BLUEIT LOLOLO BOOKFACE LOLOLOLO POO PILE LOLOLO CATLULZ LOL LOL LOL REPOST LEEDLELEEEEEEE DISLIKE LAAAALAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLOXRO LALALALALALALALALA CRAFTMINE LALALAAAA TUBEYOU LALALAAAAAA ROTFLOL ROTFLOL ROTFLOL NUTELLA BACON EPYKS LALALALALALL LOWLA LOWLA LALALAAAAAA SALAD HANDS LALALAAAAA

(Paper smacks the iGlobe out of Gold's hands)

Paper: Gold, stop texting on that crap pile.

Gold: It's not a crap pile! It's a tablet, just moderately crapped on! I ran out of platinum toilet paper.

(screen shows the iGlobe with golden poo on it)

Gold: Well, I love the iGlobe! There's so much you can do on it!

Paper: Like what?

Gold: There's the Internet... SquatOrSit... The Internet... ... ... The Internet...

Paper: Grrr...

(person comes to Gold)

Gold: Congratulations! You are the first one to be able to afford the iGlobe! Here's your money back! You can have your tablet for free!

(gives big check)

Gold: YAY! NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

(person gets out of Gold's house)

TBA, John. Umad?