User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/LLeftovers (llau extra)

So this is the shit I have yet to put in an episode, from your answers. Basically a big pile of leftovers that have been left in the fridge. This is essentially a blooper episode of LLAU:

L​et's

​L​earn

A​bout

Yo​u

​Close enough. Throughout the past year, I've asked you a lot of shitty questions. Here are your scrapped answers.

​What should be a new sport in the Olympics?
''Rape. ''

Thanks, Hat.

​Design some Olympic merchandise!
​Stuff's ass.

​Thanks, Hat.

​​Fill in the blanks:
I won't go into detail but I gave you guys madlibs lyrics and the only person who responded was Thatstuff, saying that he would participate when he finds creative ideas. He never did.

​WTF is funk pop?
Homestar, may he rest in peace, responded with this:

​A pop funko is something that can be used as a dildo.

​You're not wrong.

​What is a better acronym for LLAU?
YTQAPGDCSISYSTFURNBIBTLSOOY.

Which stands for...

Yo, These Questions Are Really Gosh Damn Cool So I Suggest You Shut the [bleep] ​Up Right Now Before I Beat the Living [bleep]​ Out of You.

Thanks, Hat.

​Fill in the blanks #2
"___ pls, it's ___."

​Lord, please, it's just that I didn't know she was 17.

''​Daddy, please, it's really painful. You will impreg--''

​Neeeevermind.

​Worst song lyrics?
Chaos gave me a Basshunter lyric, ​"I will keep my magic sparkle brighter and higher for you"​. That sounds straight out of a badly translated Japanese love song.

My personal worst lyric is the nonsensical lyric from German electronic band Scooter, who once sang this:

​I want you back so clean up the dish / By the way, how much is the fish?

​This week's question is: What celebrity deaths do you except to see in 2018? Leave your answers in the comments below or tweet me @cactusinthebank with the hashtag #LLAUdeaths. Thank you for reading, everyone, Mrs Chanandler Bong out!

Mrs Chanandler Bong 03:00, January 6, 2018 (UTC)