User blog:Omgitskittykatty/Pokémon: Foosiahnz

Episode 1

"Metapod Doesn't Care"

Narrator: Hey. I'm da narrator. I'm gonna read dis story, fellas, yo. My home-dog.

Koffing: # Hey, yeah #

Metapod: Dang it. I hate this guy.

N: This is Metapod. He dun't kaer.

K: # Hey, yeah #

M: Ugh!

K: # How you doin' lately, lady? #

M: Yeah, he's singing about me bein' a lady. I dun't kaer.

N: That's Koffing and he's suuuuuuuuch a buttface.

K: Hey, yeah--Ahh!

[Koffing accidentally goes in to Metapod and they fused into Metafing)

Metafing: (Metapod) Yeah, we fused. I dun't kaer.