False Advertising

False Advertising is the first episode of Unnecessary Squad, I premiered on The Navy Raptor Network on September 15th 2015. {{Episode|title = False advertising|series = Unnecessary Squad|seasonnumber = 1|episodenumber = 1|airdate = September 15th 2005|creator = Onion Senpai|writer = Onion Senpai|director = Onion Senpai

Synopsis
The Gang finds out that the only way to sell a product, is to lie about it.

Transcript
(The Gang's watching TV)

(on the the TV, a man is siting and playing video games)

Man: Oh god, I love my Skrooyastation, it's so fucking amazing, OH YES, I love it SOOOOOOOO FUCKING MUCH, b-but nobody gets to play, except for me, because it's mine, and I love it more than my parents, who I killed, in order to play this for the rest of my life.

(a bull bursts in)

Man: OH MY JESUS, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

Bull: HEY! YOU STILL PLAYING THE OLD, WEAK SKROOYASTATION?

Man: Um, yes,mmmmm, love it so-

(The bull impales the man)

Man: OH GOD THAT HURTS! WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!

(The bull throws the man against a wall and the roof collapses on him)

Bull: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF THE ULTRA SKROOYASTATION?

Man: Oh god, I think you ruptured my kidney

Bull: THE ULTRA SKROOYASTATION HAS 9 BIT GRAPHICS, BUT THE OLD ONE ONLY HAS 8!!

Man: Oh god, I can't feel anything

Bull: SO BUY IT NOW, OR I'LL BEAT THE EVER LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU!

Man: I only had one kidney, I sold my other one to buy my Skrooyastation!

Narrator: I'VE GOT BUY IT, I'VE GOT TO BUY! BUY! BUY!

Man: Oh geez, I see Angels.

(the commercial ends)

(Al-X looks at his Skrooyastation)

Al-X: Inferior

(Al-X blows up his Skrooyastation with a bazooka)