User blog:Cosmo is a Featherman/Stuff that Patrick says in season 1

It's a giraffe! WHAAAAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIIIIIIIIS? FIRMLY GRASPIT! Does dis look dangewous? AHAHHAHAHAHHA AHA AHA CHEATING AHA! SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS! I DONT WANNA BE A POLICE MAN ANYMORE. IM SCARED ALIEN HUNTING! ALIEN HUNTING! I'm squidward squidward! Squidward squidward squidward! Shoot! That was my last quarter! HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!!! I CANT EVEN TELL THE BATHROOMS APART CAN WE SAY SHOES FROM TEXAS ARE DUMB?