User blog:EliNinja/Dudeshow - S2 E2 - Headbutt

S2 E2 - Headbutt - After NyanGir headbutts a legendary toaster Dude owns, she is brought into a coma and has a weird dream.

Headbutt
(Screen shows the gang at Dude's house)

Dude: Friends, I here present to you,

Dude: One of the best,

Dude: Undamaged,

Dude: toasters of all.

Chrome: .........Does it cause ebola?

Dude: KRUME, PLZ!

Chrome: ....sorry..

Dude: Mregh! Anywho,

Dude: Here, it's golden, no touching it.

Dude: I'll be right back with butter, a knife, and a loaf of bread.

(Dude walks to the kitchen)

(NyanGir stares at the toaster, suspicously)

Skitz: What's wrong, NyanGir?

Skitz: Is it the golden-ness or something?

(NyanGir raises her head)

Skitz: Nyan, no!

(NyanGir raises her head higher)

Skitz: Don't do it Nyan! Stop!

(NyanGir stands on top of the couch)

Skitz: NOO! For the love of Christ, PLZ!!

(NyanGir smashes the toaster to bits with her head and passes out)

(Skitz stares at the toaster, terrified)

Skitz: oh............gawd......

(Screen shows Dude in the kitchen)

(Dude whistles and stuff)

Skitz (off-screen): AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude: Le GASP!

(Dude runs to the living room)

(Dude, looking at the toaster remains, is Shocked)

Dude (Scared): who......did.......this.........?

Skitz: I don't mean to snitch on anyone but........

Skitz: Nyan.......kinda'

(Dudes eyes are narrowed at NyanGir, who is currently passed out)

Skitz: (sigh).....Okay, NyanGir headbutted the toaster and destroyed it....

Dude: HUH?!

Dude: Wait, I don't see any bruises on Nyan's head....

Dude: oh wait, there's blood on her forehead....

(Screen cuts to the gang at the hostpital)

Dude: So, is NyanGir gonna be oka--

Chrome (pointing at Skitz): Is Skitz on her period, yet?

(Skitz, blushing, pushes Chrome to the ground)

Chrome: What? I was kidding.

(Skitz growls angrily at Chrome)

Dude: Chrome, there's no need to ask if a girl's on her period out of nowhere.

Chrome: I was curious!

Skitz: Anywho, is Nyan gonna be fine? Or........no?

Doctor Assbat: She....is currently in a coma.

Dude: Le GASP! Again!

Doctor Assbat: They is currently no evidence of any cerebral damage, but she may be in her coma thingy for quite a while.

Dude: Damn, what has she done?

(NyanGir falls in the middle of nowhere)

NyanGir: What, where the hell am I?

(Random things appear and stuff)

NyanGir: Wut da hell?

(Everything turns into stuff)

NyanGir: Whuh?

(NyanGir zooms into a different universe or something)

NyanGir: HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

(Everything turns black for about 13 seconds)

Weird Guy: HUGAGUGAGUGAGUGAGUAGUGAGAUAH(barf)

(NyanGir wakes up, scaring everyone)

Dude: um..... wut

NyanGir: I will never headbutt hard stuff.....AGAIN!

(NyanGir looks at a thingy in the hospital room suspicously)

Skitz: Aw gawd...

Dude: Not again.....

The End!