User blog:KingKool720/Sophie is Love: Episode 1

crrrrated by goerger and stuff

I am a big fan of Sophie, I watched all 69 seasons but I did not like the fact that the 1337th episode would be the last movie, as billy mays would say, you shitting me? I WANT MORE SOPHIE!!!!!:'(

On one peacefull day I was walking to work with my ban hammer when I came across (kekeke came across) something, it was a soffghie DVD!!!!!11111!!!!, I thought w00t and I went to watch it but then I remembered work, FUCK YOU WORK I thought, then my feet sprinted back to the house, I was so happy!!!!!111!!!!111!!!!1!!11!!!

I rammed the DVD into my player and it started with words writen in hyper realistic blood..."sophie 666 edition n stuff do not watch plz destroy" I said u w0t but I thought it was a glitch (tho IT WASNT A DAMN GLITCH) so I continued whhatching.

The blood soon turned red, brown, magneta and orange in a weird way and went straight to the movie, it showed Jelly Otter (ZOMG ITS JALLY!!11), I was amazed, then Jelly said my name and then said this "Oodelay! We are in your house right now, look in the basement" then the video ends. I rushed to my basement door and opened it, what greeted me was nothing, I was upset and I closed the door and turned around......

It's all the pee bee and jay uter characters!!!!111!!11111!!!!!! o and sophie da oc <3

Jelly greeted me in her squeaky voice. "Hello" she and Sophie says, I prayed to the otter lords and I said that I will do anything for them. "Well you can do this" Jelly said.

Jelly put her hand in her right shoe and pulled out a plastic pill bottle, she took out a pill and swallowed it and put her other hand in her left shoe and got a drink and drank it, she passed it to sophie and repeated the same thing, she let go of the pill bottle at this point and it rolled to me, I looked at it, it said "Viagra Pills".

I knew what was coming to me.

Ernest Otter advanced towards me, but before he could say anything, A SKELETON POPPED OUT. So now im died.

TAH EDN