User blog:KingKool720/Sophie is Love: Episode 9

>Be me

>Be 15

>Be at Phys Ed

>Be playing hockey

>Brings laptop

>Be pirating PB&J Otter episodes

>One kid comes over and stares at the screen

>They say PB&J is dreck

>"What about Sophie B. Otter?" I ask

>"Sophie is dreck, too" one kid says

>They THROW MY LAPTOP TO THE WALL

>The kids give me Wet Willies and beat me up

>I pray to Sophie and PB&J

>It starts to smell like Giggle Melon in the shower room

>Sophie and PB&J break through the wall

>They throw the kids to the lockers

>Peanut breathes Giggle Melon in their face

>Sophie, Jelly, and Baby Butter shove hockey sticks up their hairy nostrils

>I thank them

>and they vanish into thin air

>Sophie is love

>Sophie is life