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We're drifting apart.

Our friendship is broken.

''Indubitably! We've made mistakes.''

So much is unspoken.

Inexorably.

Last week I wanted to watch our favorite cooking show.

''But you left the room to watch women's tennis. That was really quite a blow.''

When we were eating lunch at the palace of Versailles,

I ordered you potato chips but you said you wanted fries.

Well, I like French fries.

Since when do you like French fries?!

We're drifting apart!

The sweater I bought you doesn't match your skin tone!

We're drifting apart!

I made you curtains to clash with your throw rug!

It's like we are two sides of a very dented coin!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Without you, I feel like Béarnaise sauce without the top sirloin!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">I don't know why this friendship train has suddenly derailed!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">We used to be two snowflakes, now we're just two chunks of hail!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">And as that hail hurtles toward Earth, they drift further apart!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">They're like two frozen daggers ripping through my broken broken heart!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Two separate, lonely chunks of hail just falling to their doom!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">They hit the ground with a thickening end-of-friendship sonic boom!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">I'm sorry that I failed you!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Oh, no! 'Tis I that failed you!