User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/Forceful Distortion (feat. Snoop Dogg)

''​[one-minute long orchestral intro. after a while (30 seconds or so), synthesizers start pumping over the orchestra and crashing drum beat. after the intro, the orchestra dies down and we have a psychedelic trip hop beat.]''

​​Snoop Dogg: Come on, lizzle kizzles, let's calm down a bizzle

While you motherfuckers mumble-rapping, I'm making the beat fizzle

I got cash, money, scrilla coming out the wazoo

You know I'm saying this all so I can't relate to you...

At all? Because I am your superior

You are inferior

If you think you got a chance of stepping up to my level, you're delirious

​[orchestra starks kicking up again, with a choir vocalising throughout this part of Dogg's verse.]

Snoop: ​I'm making it rain, getting them girlies

While you ​boop-boop ​are still down in the dirty

Surburban cities

Basically what I'm saying is: your life is shitty

And I can't believe you would ever pump this shit

Or any of this party mumbo-jumbo, it's the same shit

"I'm better than you, I get more bitches than you

<p style="text-align:center;">I drive faster cars than you, but I still need to be pitched by autotune"

<p style="text-align:center;">''​[the orchestra suddenly stops playing while the choir continues to vocalie and Krazy has a kickass keytar solo. probably the first one in existence, before his bridge.]''

<p style="text-align:center;">​Krazy: ​I can't talk

<p style="text-align:center;">Without going off-topic

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm being forced...

<p style="text-align:center;">Distortion.

<p style="text-align:center;">​[sudden psychedelic/funky synth while orchestra continues to play.]

<p style="text-align:center;">​Snoop: ​I got them stainglass windows, with that shit flow

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm so-so, at least I ain't in a ditch though

<p style="text-align:center;">Getting dough even though I know I do not deserve it

<p style="text-align:center;">I can rap about anything, i can be perverted

<p style="text-align:center;">But you kids'll still love it.

<p style="text-align:center;">​[the doggfather maniacally laughs while the synth fades out and all we hear is the orchestra and Snoop.]

<p style="text-align:center;">Snoop: ​Oh, shit, and this ain't a diss

<p style="text-align:center;">It's more targeted to me than anyone else

<p style="text-align:center;">I don't wanna make beef

<p style="text-align:center;">I don't want to shit on rappers, no, kids, I'm shitting on me.

<p style="text-align:center;">​[silence]

<p style="text-align:center;">​Snoop: Damn.

<p style="text-align:center;">​JESSICA PLZ

<p style="text-align:center;">​THE CINNAMON PROJECT

<p style="text-align:center;">​COMING AUGUST 2017

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