Da Meelk n' Creem Moovi Seekwul/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the 2017 animated film Da Meelk n' Creem Moovi. The script is not yet finished.

Note that each scene is in the order of the DVD's scene selection order. All text on screen appears in italic in the script when shown.

Scene 1: The World of Eten
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 * (The BaconStudios and Bacon Cinema logos play)
 * (We begin with a pan across fields, water and cities and towns, eventually reaching Eten when the narrator says "The world of Eten!")
 * Narrator: The world. Nature. Isn't it incredible? Lush fields of grass, the deep salty ocean, cold, dark caves, and civilisation, bustling towns and quiet villages. This world allows everything to grow, everything to breathe, everything to live! What an awesome responsibility nature takes on. And by these trees stand a beautiful kingdom. The world of Eten! However, little do the townsfolk of Eten know about magical powers hidden beneath their kingdom, a power capable of any task, whether it be travelling to Neptune in seconds or just making a cuppa. Unfortunately, magical powers have the power to attract villians who would do anything to get their hands on magic for evil-doing. Criminal mastermind Kriminellen one day stole the power. The beginning of his journey to the magical power is where our story begins.
 * (During the opening credits, we pan down a small hole reaching to a light at the core of the Earth. This scene lasts around ninety seconds)
 * A feature production by BaconStudios
 * And Bacon Cinema
 * Written by BaconMahBoi
 * Directed by David Bowers
 * Starring Ralf Hat
 * BaconMahBoi
 * Alexander Armstrong
 * Stephen Fry
 * and Sue Elliott Nicholls
 * DA MEELK N' CREEM MOOVI SEEKWUL