The Chrome Collab

The Chrome Collab is a project by the makers of Chrome's Show of Chromeyness. It aired as an 11-minute "episode" of the show, filling up the timeslot for a usual episode of the show. It airs occasionally on the programs Chrome's Show of Chromeyness airs on.

Plot
(Users will write the entire collaboration. For example, I will begin with one sentence. Then another user edits this page to continue the plot with another sentence. Only one sentence per user.)

Chrome is sitting on the couch at home,