User blog comment:EliNinja/Elijah News - Issue Eleven/@comment-28776531-20150115214342/@comment-24032250-20150115235432

I might make a tumblr soon.

It's gonna be a "Best Guys" ask tumblr probably.

So.....yeah.

wanna eat Bagel?

Bagel: Wait, WHAT?!

Elijah: Don't worry Bagel. When you go numb due to this passing out gas I found on the street, death won't be so painful, especially when you ARE a food product. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Bagel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO