User:*mynameischrome*



"Yeah, brilliant, take one more look at your precious human moon, because it CANNOT help you now!"

- Wheatley

Hello fools-- err, lovely tourists, and thanks for buying tickets to my lovely world-- err, profile tour. Please keep your arms in legs inside the vehicle or we have to use a cattle prod on your arm or leg.

If you disbehave, please stand on the red line and be evaporated into stardust. Please refrain from screaming or else we'll give you something to scream about. Please refrain from using guns, smoke bombs, or pretend to be a ninja. If you do, we'll hire a real ninja to "take care of you".

If you find a problem with your chair, please talk to the chair and sort things out. If you still aren't happy, please throw your companion chair into the incinerator.

Please don't spell words with your calculator, then we will get calculators catapulted at your popcorn. It had extra butter too. If you are allergic to butter, we will pour butter on your popcorn instead.

Also, if you experience a future you telling you to get off the tour, don't listen and shove him into the incinerator. If you see random electricity from the metal on the tour bus, please tell the driver and get off the bus. If the future you comes back, get back on the bus and accept your horrible fate.

Enjoy the tour.

I was being sarcastic, don't enjoy the tour.



Facts
Ah, here we are. The facts and knowledge, coming to a theatre near you.


 * I'm actually a robotic search-and-destroy cyborg sent to, well, destroy you.
 * This tour will probably kill you.
 * My real name is . Oops, created a paradox, start running.
 * I'm a fan of the following: Pokemon, Kirby (Mario can go jump in a pit or something), Portal, Minecraft, Zelda (kinda-ish), Cartoon Network (the irony), Jimmy Nutrin, that one deranged Pikachu, that one little robot and finally, err, any evil betraying stab-ya-in-the-back looney who laughs evilly and is in a CGI cartoon or any fanfiction, movie, blah blah blah, you get the point, this is becoming quite long. Literally, those are the people everyone obsesses over.
 * I like the templates that are userboxes and quotes. With quotes you can hide a million references in there and nobody will ever know! Ha!
 * My favorite food is a tie between the pear and dumpling soup.
 * I'M EVIL MWAHAHAHA

Friends

 * IAmBagel
 * Invader Rob
 * Knowledgable Marksman (alts: KM Bot)
 * KrazyKrisKrumbs
 * MattBoo 2 (alts: MattBoo)
 * Zophi (alts: Cittz, S k i t z)
 * Dude2000
 * Mr Pookie (alts: Skullbones123)

Don't Know Much

 * Sr.Wario
 * Stelios7
 * Wacko2
 * NermalTheBunny
 * Eggium

Enemies

 * MeeksMan
 * Robbieglobbie (alts: Robuscus2013)
 * Pingux2012
 * Curiousgorge66
 * Your Mom

Continuing the Tour!
Now that you've seen my many friends and many enemies, now it's time to go to the pizza place, but first,

ALL HAIL THE HEEELIIIXXX FOSSSILLL.

Now that hailing the helix fossil is done, let's order some pizza!

Hello, can I get 12 big meks and 2 pizzas for the wonderful tourists? Oh, and put extra anchovies on it! Trolololo! Now that you have eaten and is now satisfied, just a reminder -- read the tour rules at the top of the page! OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE-

Now that you have reread the rules... I hope... now it is time for FATHER SON BONDING. BOND WITH ME JIMMY. Err, I mean, the gallery.

Gallery
Ah, so here we are chaps, the gallery. You are not to see your picture in this gallery. You may not complain about this gallery. You may not talk about the gallery. You may not look at the gallery. You may not live while looking at the gallery. Have fun not looking at the gallery!

Also, the answer to life, the universe and everything is actually 43. That book was a lie, and so was the cake... that thing tasted like cardboard. At least it was for science... you monster.

Gallery of Evil!
Mwahahaha. Better then the old gallery above, here's the evil gallery! Just take a peer at some of the most EVIL things. Evil spelled backwards is "live", which is very ironic.

Quotes
"Space space space wanna go to space comets orion stars galaxies universe planets."

- Space Core "BRVR wants you to suffer the same way he did."

- BRVR "IMA FIRIN MAH LASAH! BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

- Shoop Da Whoop "They told me if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would die!"

- Wheatley "FOOLS"

- Chrome

Also I hid a bunch of references for no apparent reason (obsessing over stuff and trying to get people to notice via cryptic clues and hints is fun haha don't kill me)

End of Tour
Ah, we're at the end of our tour! Please buy exploding merchandise at the exploding gift shop, and more information on the next tour on our exploding next tour sign. Have a nice day-

(tumbleweed rolls by)

Huh? Where did you go? Did you leave already? Seriously, where are you-

(looks at the Gallery of Evil)

Hmm. You might have done this! Wait a second... maybe Gallery did this. (gasps) OR MAYBE THE FACTS WERE TOO MUCH FOR THEM TO HANDLE! WHERE DID THEY GO? Hmm...

I now know the TRUE culprit. Evil laughter Spongebob! Admit you did this! (gasps) YOU DID! YOU MONSTER! THOSE WERE MY PAYING TOURISTS! What? You mean they didn't die? They just went to the exploding gift shop? Oh, what a relief-

(boom)

AWWWWWWWW NOT AGAIN

What? Oh, it's ! You survived that? Well then, I hope you enjoyed the tour! Check out the burnt remains of the gift shop! Try to look at the burnt remains of the next tour sign! Have fun, come back soon! Don't let the non-existant door hit you on the way out! Wait, there was a door? And it got burnt by the explosion? Oh well! Don't let the burnt remains of non-existant door hit you on the way out! CIAO.

Exit door (which is burnt and non-existant)