User blog:KrazyKrisKrumbs/I Don't Like Bagels Because they Taste Horrible and Disgusting and I've got the Animal Instinct

HERE'S A STORY OF THE BAGEL-HATERS

In 2002...

ugh this is boring I'm gonna do it in rhyme

In 2002

Constiptated people got cool hair dos

And then a guy tasted a bagel

AND BAM!

There came the Bagel-Haters!

With saws

And yo mama's butt

There came teh Bagel-Haters!

With knifes

That could slice and cut!

Listening to the DK Rap

Thinking it couldn't get anymore crap

Looked in the window

And saw a sign

"Ban Bagels Now...

They Hurt My Inner Spine"

Here came the Bagel-Haters!

They tried and horribly failed!

Here came the Bagel-banning failures!

That died soon of cancer!

THE END

Also, watch Mew Mew Power or I'll rip you into halfs you sons of bitches!

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Also

it's my birthday soon.

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