Thread:DerpyPanda24/@comment-11402229-20150421021300/@comment-11402229-20150421021859

If he bans ya, it's gonna hurt

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too,

He's the first member of the admin crew.

Huh

Bagel

Bagel Chan is here.

This admins got style, so listen up gals,

He can eat a potato to suit his mood.

He's brash and arrogant when he needs to be,

He can flaunt his stuff and climb up trees.

If you choose him, you'll not choose wrong,

With a fuck and a shit he's one cool admin.

Huh

Bagel-Bagel Chan

He has no experience at this, he is no face,

This admin has a funny face.

He can kameiyamayai when he needs to

And stretch his thingy out just for you,

Inflate his peanuts just like a balloon.

This awesome admin digs this tune