User blog:*mynameischrome*/Chrome News 10

This is Chrome News 10, but you probably knew that already.

REEL NUS

 * REEL NUS IS DAT THE FAKE NUS IS THE REEL NUS

FAIK NUS

 * I THINK I INVENTED THE WORLD'S FIRST TELEPORTATION MACHINE
 * I LIED
 * HAHA
 * WAIT
 * OR DID I
 * NAH
 * LYING
 * HA

Stupidity Meter
The stupidity meter is still on vacation, so instead we will have to use the Paradox-Making Meter.

(paradox starts)

uh

you might wanna run

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