User blog:*mynameischrome*/Chrome News 13

It's been a while, hasn't it? Chrome News is back. Expect more.

Real News

 * Scientists identify a new species of elephant shrew, named Macroscelides micus. (new elephant, hoorayyy... eh.)

The Stupidity Meter...
...is broken. Forever.

No. No. No. Nonononono.
No. We never ASKED for this. We never even WANTED it.

don't hug me i'm scared has a series for four more episodes

and the KICKSTARTER WAS ACTUALLY FUNDED WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE--

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