User:IAmBagel

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Well, well, well. Look who decided to just barge into my userpage. Next time, ring the doorbell. Don't just break the door down. Anyways, for the 2 people who don't know who I am, I am..well, as my username obviously suggests, Bagel. I am an admin on this wiki and I've been editing since January 2012. Feel free to leave a message on my message wall if you wanna say hi or stuff like that .Unlike most of the admins, I'm not usually that serious and I'm usually kind of a random person. For any new users here, I suggest you go read some articles such as The ACS or The Bagel Show. I'm online everyday  because I have no life.



Friends

 * MattBoo
 * Rob
 * KM
 * Wario
 * DerpyPanda24
 * JJam
 * Eggium
 * Collector
 * SSK
 * Cand
 * Kelly
 * Web
 * Stacy
 * Wacko
 * Chrome
 * GPS
 * Krazy
 * Tj
 * Nyan
 * Mr Pookie/Skullbones
 * Destroyer
 * Scrit
 * Tanner
 * Chaos
 * There's others as well but I'm too lazy to list them. Or just leave a message on my wall if I forgot you.

Fun Facts..Or Fact Funs..Or Whatever

 * All of my shows on here contain a show-within-a-show about a barber who murders people.
 * My favorite television series is a tie between South Park and the early seasons of SpongeBob SquarePants
 * My favorite movie is The Lego Movie  and if you dare say it's bad I will eat your family.
 * My favorite Youtuber is a tie Shadow759 and Game Grumps
 * My favorite internet series is The Nostalgia Critic
 * My favorite video game franchise is Sonic The Hedgehog
 * My favorite video game genre is Platforming
 * My favorite month is June.
 * My least favorite month is a tie between August and January.
 * Despite my username, I have never eaten a bagel in my life.
 * I don't like hateful parodies. It's fine that you dislike a show, but pointing out every single flaw you have with it in an obnoxius manner and insulting people who watch it just isn't funny.
 * I am a Brony, but I'm one of those bronies who WON'T annoy you with Ponies.
 * I have 4 cats. (I had 6 at one point. One of them died back in 2007 due to old age and one of them died of a liver disease back in October 2013. So now I just have 4)
 * My favorite comedy movie is Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
 * The Bagel Show is my personal favorite show out of all of my shows on the wiki. My all-time favorite show on the wiki would have to be-*shot*
 * Although I don't watch anime much, my favorite animes are Sgt. Frog and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
 * My drawing skills are...ugh. I usually rush while making art, so my art usually comes out as half-assed. I'd say I'm a decent artist when drawing with pencils and paper, but not on computers.
 * My favorite channel is Cartoon Network (Oh, the irony).
 * I am a master at dramatic readings.
 * I plan to make Y-Guy and The Epic Animals into real television shows once I'm an adult.
 * I am straight. In other words, I like boobies. Women's boobs.
 * I was born on February 7.
 * The worst show I've ever watched was Secret Mountain Fort Awesome. It's so horrible that I didn't put it in italics when I just typed that.
 * I live in that one state that has the badger.
 * I don't pay attention to all that religion stuff.
 * I'M AVAILIBLE, LADDIEESSSS
 * This one time me and my dad were driving to our house but we saw this religious dude at our door wanting to tell us about all that religion stuff so we said "fawk dat shit" and drove away for about 5 minutes.
 * Mah parents are currently going through a seperation, a lot of my friends from school have abanonded me but you guys are awesome and give me support whenever my life is hell
 * I read Homestuck and I also read it's kinda-sorta spinoff show-within-a-show thing, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
 * When I leave this wiki (which probably won't happen for a long time), I won't dissappear from the internet entirely. I plan to make a YT series (just think of it as a friendlier version of The Dumb Illogical Adventures of Bagel), and, if possible, be part of an Abridged series.
 * I prefer instrumental music more than actual songs
 * More coming soon!

Current Projects

 * The Epic Animals (Episodes and the movie)
 * The Bagel Show (Episodes and the movie)
 * CircleCity

Projects on Hiatus

 * Y-Guy (Lack of motivation and enjoyment)
 * Mysteries (Too busy with other stuff)

Cancelled Shows

 * A crapload of shows I made that I deleted because they were so damn awful.
 * The Future is Stupid (Lack of motivation)
 * Marble Guy (Simply didn't find it interesting)

FAQ
Because other people are doing it

Q: Why did Y-Guy become popular even though it was terrible?

A: Some guy owed me a favor 

Q: Are you really a bagel?

A: Maybeh

Q: How did you become an admin?

'''A: I dunno. Things just happen.'''

Q: Was 2012 on this wiki really as bad as you say-

A:  YES

Q: Who is your best friend on the wiki?

'''A: I don't have one. I like everyone equally'''

Q: Favorite show?

'''A: I just said that in my facts list. Pay attention more'''

Q: Favorite book series?

A: dunno

Q: Favorite superhero?

A: Spodermen-err..Spiderman

MORE QUESTIONS COMING WHEN THEY COME

Favorite Quotes
''“James Cameron Doesn't do What James Cameron Does For James Cameron. James Cameron Does What James Cameron Does Because James Cameron is...James Cameron”'' — South Park's interpretation of James Cameron

“THE SOCK RUSE WAS A...........DISTACTION” — Hella Jeff

“i HAVE the car” — Hella Jeff

“For your health” — Dr. Steve Brule

To-Do List
Because I forget stuff

Other Places Where You Can Stalk Me
DeviantArt: http://iambagel.deviantart.com/

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBagelPerson

Tumblr: http://thatbagelperson.tumblr.com/

..What, you're still on my page? You read to the bottom, it's finished! Go read something else.
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