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Dudeshow - Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot.

Pilot
(Screen shows Dude, Krazy, Skitz, & NyanGir outside)

Dude : (sighs), us friends, outside, in the morning. The only times I go outside in the morning are when I have to go to school.

Krazy : Yeah, well at least it's the weekend, we would have to go to school if this was a weekDAY.

Skitz : Weekdays suck, Kinda, I guess.

NyanGir : So, Sir Dude Sir, what should we do out here?

Dude : Gee, I don't know. Maybe explore nature or some shit ?

Krazy : Hey, I think that's a good idea.

Dude : DOOOO YOOOOU?

Krazy : .......I mean, I guess.

Dude : Okay! Let's explore nature!

Skitz : UGH, this is getting boring already.

NyanGir : Totally.

(Screen cuts to the woods)

Dude : Okay, Welcome to "Dude's Tour of the Forest", or as they say say in french "Visite de la forêst de Dude".

Skitz : Meh, french enough.

Dude : Yes it is, Yes it is.

(Bear roars)

Dude : HOLY FUCK ING SHIT, RUN GUY AND GALS!!!!!!

(The guys & gals run)

(They find a hiding spot)

Dude (heavily breathing) : Okay, I think we lost him...

(long silence)

(Out of nowhere, The bears does a loud suprise roar.)

Dude : OH MY GOD!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!

(The guys and gals run again)

Krazy : Uh, I don't think exploring nature is a good idea anymore, Dude.

Dude : Maybe...or...something!

(Dude pokes a beehive)

NyanGir : Uh, Dude, poke it harder and there will be a swarm of--

Dude : I DON'T GIVE A FUCK !!!!

(Dude swings at the hive)

(A swarm of bees come out of it)

TBA