User blog:*mynameischrome*/Chrome News 9

It's Chrome News 9. Featuring the guy all of us hate: FEELS!

Real News
Expect everything you see on the real news. By that I mean another bad thing happening somewhere.

(clears throat)

everybody got the feels

that's real news bro

Feelometer
100% feels.

oh why the feels

Events

 * April 1st (Tuesday): april feels day (oh the feels)
 * March 31: april feels day eve (two april feels days)

New Video
YAY A NEW SEGMENT

is one of my videos

every chrome news

from here on

here it is

enjoy

get your buttered popcorn

what you're allergic

i don't care

fine

here's regular popcorn

want a diet coke or a regular

regular okay

i would suggest the diet one for you anyways

release the neurotoxin

i mean the video

no cupholder for you

i'm forcing you to hold that cup of coke for ten minutes

okay

begin film

but wait is that seat comfy

no

too bad

you don't like the popcorn

eat it anyways

the coke tastes funny

drink it now

enjoy