User blog:EliNinja/Dudemovie - Exclusive Sneak Peak

NOTE: This is not the full script for the movie, as the script is being produced as we speak, but will not be posted as a full script until completion. (The lights go back on, and the M.O.S. has disappeared) (The crowd mumbles, wondering where the M.O.S. is) Some guy from the Crowd: Where's the Mayor of Space? Some gal from the Crowd: HE'S GONE! (The crowd begins shouting "WHERE IS HE?" "OH MY GOD, I'M SCARED, WAAAHH!!" "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, MAN?" "EESPUUR!") Another guy: RIOT!!! (A riot begins) (People are sucking eachother's nipples) (People are punching eachother, ripping out eachother's teeth) (Some guy tases another guy) (The riot continues) (The screen shows Dude on the computer) (The gang watches as he searches where to get a new TV) Dude: God Dammit, where can I find a new God Damn TV? (Dude is shocked) Dude: The place for a new TV is at Washington, D.C., which is like I bunch of miles away. Dude: & It's hella expensive! Dude: SHIT! (Dude flips a table) Dude: SON OF A MOTHER FUCKING BUTTLICKING SHITFUCKING ASSFLINGING DICKSUCKIN BITCH OF THE YEAR, 1998!!! (Dude punches the remains of the exploded TV) (Dude gets electrocuted, and faints) Skitz: Oh my God, Dude! NyanGir: OH SHIT! IS HE OKAY? Krazy: This is horrible! (Dude wakes up) Dude: Phew, my life just flashed before my eyeholes.