User blog:Candhfan621/meh

I'm not able to post this on tumblr at the moment, so, here. you can have it.

WELCOME TO TF2 SMACKDOWN! Made using the Hunger Games Simulator

Let’s get started. (BTW, I’m using Ruby and Sapphire from Steven Universe)



Why a bag, tho?

Even two people from different districts can get along and go on a fishing trip.

TO THE MOON, YOUR HIGHNESS!!!



He was just tryin’ to give you some bacon. Jerk.

Gems who hunt together stay together.

RED ILLUMINATI

In that he throws a “lollypop” over RED Pyro’s head.

(The lollipop is actually an axe)

And now, our fallen tributes.







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