User blog:Onion Senpai/Life is terrible, do drugs you pussies

Hello fellow sociopaths that can barley function as air wasters, PyrounderaalaertTVishere The Hacker here, and today I'll tell you why life is terrible and why you should do drugs.

Yesterday a cyborg Nazi ninja in a wheelchair severed my legs, my best friend was eaten my Shia Labeouf, my girlfriend shot up her school and got lobotimized, and worst of all I dropped my KFC, so fuck life and do drugs, don't evrn eat, just do drugs, say yes to drugs.