User blog comment:Chaossaii/we're never gonna dance again/@comment-31183579-20161228222451

I just came from the future, and oh my gosh, it is BAD ARTICLE ONE: MASS SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THE EMOJI MOVIE TOPIC ONE: Mass suicide by lots of people, estimated 5,000,000 people. From the days of August 1, 2017-August 14, 2017, the release date of THE EMOJI MOVIE. Including names of Zach Dreanderson, and David Skincarson. TOPIC TWO: DONALD FREAKING TRUMP APPROVED A NEW RULE!!! The Emoji Movie IS BANNED From Amarica!