User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/David Bowie 1947-2016

He died right after his birthday and right after he released his new singles and new album, which sucks. He died of liver cancer, not like cancer of the foot or something random, which is understandable because he used to smoke quite a lot. And I just wanted to mourn, I won't go too far because his son even said he wants privacy.

Why him and not terrible people that are causing war in other countries? Why him and not terrible musicians and people that are douchebags and are doing terrible things? Why him and not EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW? The say only the good die This guy was one of the best British men in the world according to me and the British public, the 29th to be exact. And it sucks, he was a great inspiration for me. And if you look at Jessica Plz, you can tell that there's a lot of David Bowie influences in the fact that their style is so eclectic. Anyway, parody electronic rock bands aside, he was a great men but he won't rest in peace because of all the news coverage.

He's in a better place now... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_on_Mars_(song) Mars. ]

Also I wanted to do something slightly less special... young, but we've had a rebellious attitude to old stuff for quite a while now, so fuck that, let's go with Green Day's logic: nice guys finish last.

JESSICA PLZ ALBUM PROMO
The new Jessica Plz album is coming about soon: it's called...

SHAMPOO.

With songs like "Lurk".

I just wanna lurk, lurk, lurk

"Don't Kiss Me Under the Misletoe (Ugly Stepmom)".

Don't you fucking dare kiss me

I'm pretending to love you but I really don't

I'm not gonna kiss you cos you're goss

Ugly stepmom

"I Heart Kilts":

I HEART KILTS (bagpipes)

"Booty Candy":

SHAKE THAT BOOTY CANDY

Our hoes ain't gettin' nun if they ain't got a sweet bun

and finally. "Shave that Goatee":

Shave that freaking goatee, it was worse than the pedostache

I know you got it from all the hot guys in your gay porno stash

Coming February 7th, 2016.