User blog:KingKool720/Sophie is Love: Episode 4

>Be 10 y/o atm

>been 1 year since I've had that kawaii experience

>here I am

>at church

>I worship PB&J Otter and Sophie

>I recorded all the episodes

>Everyone thinks I'ma scrub cuz I worship cartoon characters and an OC

>I say "oh, it's never otter, this is only the beginning"

>At the playground, I sob while sitting on the bench

>my friends are teasing me

>"Sophie is love," I say. "Sophie is life."

>during class

>Our teacher talks about God

>The God sounded a lot like PB&J and Sophie

>She's spilling the beans

>I got so mad my face turned as red as a tomato

>hnnngggg

>"SOPHIE IS LOVE," I holler. "SOPHIE IS LIFE!"

>My teacher is about to strangle me

>I thought I was going to die

>so I said my final words

>"HEIL SOPHIE! HEIL SOPHIE! HEIL SOPHIE!"

>All of a sudden

>the whole room reeks of onions

>Sophie and her caasins barge in

>Oh my Arceus

>My saviors have arrived just in time!

>Sophie rips my teacher in two and takes out her eyes

>Sophie squeezes the eyeballs onto a pair of toast

>she takes a bite

>"Delicious!" she says.

>PB&J take a bite.

>"mmm..." they moan.

>Peanut hands the eyeball toast to me

>Yum

>They kill all of the students (except me) for not believing in them

>After that, Sophie orders me to kneel down.

>Meanwhile

>no kids have made fun of me ever since

>Sophie is love

>Sophie is life.