The Great Beguru Returns: Transcript

The Great Beguru Returns is the 36th episode of Curiousgorge66's Adventures.

Main

 * Gorge
 * Bagel
 * Chrome
 * John
 * Hope
 * Daccino
 * Doug / BatDoug
 * Molly the Cougar
 * The Great Beguru

Minor

 * Animal Control Man

Transcript
Gorge: Well, I've been hiding that gem in here. Ever since that fateful day...

(flashback to where Gorge wishes Sophie was older)

Gorge: Well, I guess I could... release The Great Beguru again. Now that Sophie's back in Canada...

(Gorge's hand shakes as he reaches for the gem)

(a flash is seen)

(The Great Beguru appears)

The Great Beguru: Ahh... What is your wish?

(outside)

Hope: Are you crazy?

John: Why would you summon a genie?

Bagel: And how did you summon him again?

Daccino: The Great Beguru's power is more complex.

Chrome: Well, I have a wish for him.

Gorge: Well, uh...

(Molly the Cougar arrives)

Molly: Well, look who finally decided to show up, now that the otter's gone.

The Great Beguru: And look who needs a makeover.

Chrome: Please don't do it!

Bagel: We don't know what might happen!

Daccino: Ice Cream Cougar, we guess?

(Molly's fur springs up and changes formation)

Gorge: That's what will happen.

(Molly's paws begin to change)

Gorge: Awkward, I guess?

(Molly starts swelling up)

Gorge: Is she supposed to do that?

(Molly starts growing taller)

Doug: What's going on?

(Molly's face begins to change)

John: Awkward.

(Molly's voice changes)

The Great Beguru: That's it for the makeover.

(Everyone else is shocked)

(Animal Control arrives)

Animal Control Man: RUNAWAY BEAR!

Gorge: What's happening?

Animal Control Man: A bear ran away.

Gorge: WHAT?

Chrome: Well, that's awkward news.

Gorge: It's not. He's mistaking Molly for a bear.

Animal Control Man: Molly's a cougar. Not a bear. Let's go, boys!

(Animal Control leaves)

(Gorge holds the BatDoug costume up)

(Gorge puts it on Doug)

BatDoug: BatDoug is back!

(The Dougmobile appears)

BatDoug: Come on!

(Everyone gets in the Dougmobile)

Gorge: Well, this is the worst thing we've been in.

(Gorge gets a call from Molly)

Gorge: Hello?

Molly: Yes. I'm at the local animal shelter. Please save me!

Gorge: It's Molly. She's at the shelter.

BatDoug: Vroom, vroom!

(The Dougmobile changes direction)

(Everyone arrives in the shelter)

Hope: It's a huge place!

(Everyone walks in)

Gorge: I know.

Animal Control Man: Hello?

Gorge: I'm here to see Molly.

(the Animal Control Man laughs really hard)

Animal Control Man: Boy, you make me laugh so hard! Sorry, but she's not here.

(Everyone leaves in anger)

Gorge: Now what?

Chrome: Let's break in!

Gorge: If we do that, we'll find ourselves in jail!

Chrome: OK, then.

Gorge: To my house!

(Everyone gets in the Dougmobile)

BatDoug: Vroom, vroom!

(BatDoug drives recklessly to Gorge's house)

Gorge: Bumpy ride!

(The Great Beguru appears)

The Great Beguru: What's your wish?

Gorge: I wish you could turn Molly back!

The Great Beguru: OK.

(Cut to Molly being kicked out)

Molly: Glad I'm back to normal.

(Cut to Gorge's house)

Gorge: Thanks.

The Great Beguru: Want me to turn her back?

Gorge: No thanks.

(The End)