User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/Jessica Plz // 'Shampoo' Album Reveal

DISCLAIMER
Jessica Plz is supposed to be as dumb as humanly possible. There is no meaning to the lyrics at all!

Jessica Plz, the dumb electronic cartoon rock band I made up that everyone loved to hate, is back with a brand new album called Shampoo. Their new single "Lurk" was released 17th December, 2015 and their Christmas single, "Don't Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe (Ugly Stepmom)" will be released on the 21st December. The album is a funkish alternative rock album with some songs using jingle bells ("Don't Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe"), bagpipes ("Lurk," "I ♥ Kilts") and finally, bags of Skittles ("Booty Candy"). The album's faster tracks ("Booty Candy," "Shave That Goatee") have been compared to comedy rock band, Ninja Sex Party. The next single will be released January 5th, 2016 ("Booty Candy") before the album on February 7th (Bagel's birthday).

Singles

 * "Lurk"
 * Genre: Funk rock, rap metal, alternative metal, electronic rock
 * Released: 17/12/15
 * "Don't Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe (Ugly Stepmom)"
 * Genre: Christmas music, pop rock, jangle pop, Beatlesque music
 * Released: 21/12/15
 * "Booty Candy"
 * Genre: Rap rock, glam rock, speed metal, disco
 * Released: 05/01/16