User blog:HomestarSB9/Homestar Rants Episode 4 - New Sponebob

Here is a rant, about New Spongebob.

Notice: Might contain spoilers

Jokes
At first, New SBSP used toilet humor (aka The Humor That Makes You Throw Up). But fans got pissed off. So they made the show worse. In one episode, SweetBob and Hellatric are dumb enough to play tag with a eel.

SpongeBob
He's losing abilities, like being able to survive in nature (Nature Pants), a big brain (Boating School, and I'll talk about his new brain later) and a Rock On singing voice (Ripped Pants, Band Geeks and the Movie). Now his brain is the size of a quark and he stalks Squidward 24/7, he wants to fuck him. He must be infulenced by videos on RedTube (I've been on the homepage like 10 times, and it's not pretty, it's a porn site)

Patrick
I said SpongeBob had a brain as small as a speck. If you we're to say Fatrick had a brain that fucking small. Think again! He doesn't even have a brain. He was dumb in old SBSP too, but in a good way. Now he's dumb enough to go to a amusement park, naked.

TBA