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Teenage Mutant Genderless Nerds

Teenage Mutant Genderless Nerds

Teenage Mutant Genderless Nerds

They don't have genders 'cos...

Krazy screwed up!

Gender-Flipped: Genderless: the finale

episode six: "teenage mutant genderless nerds"

Narrator: Let me introduce you to the Teenage Mutant Genderless Nerds, four nerds that were plagued to have no gender by a machine made by the evil Steller, what you users would know as Stelios7. However in this universe, he is an antagonistic Japanese man with aliens inside him and robotic armour because robots and aliens make everything better. We know him as the Shredder. Hey, that kinda rhymed. I should a poet. Alright, (voices becomes muffled as he pushes mic) screw this, I'm out!

''[We see the Gender-Flipped gang in a sewer with weapons. Morningsplinter is seen meditating, but he's really thinking about how pizzas should be outlawed. Morningsplinter is the TMGN's leader, however he's also an insane deity. His eyes suddenly perk right open. He kinda sounds like Lemongrab.]''

Morningsplinter: Roll call!

''[All the gang salute in a straight line. Clockwise, Stacy is first.]''

Morningsplinter: Staceonardo!

Staceonardo: Here, Morningsplinter, sir!

[Krazy is next.]

Morningsplinter: Krazatello!

Krazatello: Hey, ever wonder why Eli or Dude or whatever isn't Dudeatello?

''[Morningsplinter stares at him. Blue fire is seen in his large, gaping eyes.]''

Krazatello: I mean, good morning, Morningsplinter, sir!

Morningsplinter: It's 9pm.

Krazatello: I'm a mutant who's lived in the sewer for 16 years. I have no sense of time.

Morningsplinter: Good enough, you dingus.

[Dude is next.]

Morningsplinter: Rapheli!

Rapheli: Raph-Eli? Really? We're serious? I'm really Raph-Eli? Okay. Umm, here, Morningsplinter, sir!

[Bagelangelo is next.]

Morningsplinter: Bagelangelo, you little troublemaker.

[Bagelangelo speaks in a goofy voice.]

Bagelangelo: What did I do?!

[Laugh track.]

Morningsplinter: Shut up and join your brothers.

Staceonardo: Hey!

Morningsplinter: Damn it. Brothers and sisters! Alright! Damn feminists.

[Staceonardo is triggered.]

Staceonardo: I heard that!

Morningsplinter: I don't care, look, this is very important. It's time for you to mature and grow up because tomorrow you'll have to defeat your worst enemy. He's at large, brainwashing criminals to do his dirty deeds. Steller shall be defeated. You're the only beings in the world that can defeat him.

''[Suddenly, Morningsplinter's clothes rip off. He creepily smiles rapidly and shoots blue energy at Krazatello and also at the sewer door.]''

Morningsplinter: Except me! Hahaaahahaha!

[Morningsplinter flies away, maniacally laughing.]

Rapheli: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart?

[All murmur in agreement.]

Krazatello: Yeah, dude.

Staceonardo: I'm down for that.

Bagelangelo: Uh-huh.

''the end... maybe forever?''