User blog:Superhappyyoshis/Sharkrill's Life Timeline

Hey! I thought this timeline of Sharkrill's life would be a horrible page, so a made a blog post

Years 0,1,2 and 3
BLA BLA BLA it will take forever!
 * May 24th, 1975- Sharkrill is born
 * May 31st, 1975- Sharkrill learns how to talk, his first words where"Mommy, Sharkrill boo boo!"
 * June 1st 1975- Sharkrill's Grandad dies. This marks as one of the worst moments of his life.
 * June 18th 1975- Sharkrill meets Shank, his first freind.
 * June 13th 1975- Sharkrill eats a salmon, this is the last time in his life he eats fish.
 * June 14th 1975- Sharkrill eats his first seal.
 * June 22nd 1975- Sharkrill accendentilly eats a human and almost gets killed by some hunters. This marks as the WORST moment of his life.
 * June 30th 1975- Sharkrill is forgiven and gets back his love from his dad.
 * July 3rd 1975- After 2 months of eating parts of seals, Sharkrill grows teeth and eats seal whole.
 * July 10th 1975- Sharkrill reads the book Jaws and saw the movie Jaws and finds out that not all movies have a happy ending for Sharks.
 * July 30th 1975- Sharkrill has a fake camera and thinks it's real. Later he finds out it is fake, and thinks that he can eat a mermaid.
 * August 22nd 1975- Sharkrill has his first day in school.
 * October 31st 1975: Sharkrill has his first Halloween and dresses up as a Candy Bar.
 * November 24th 1975- Sharkrill has his first Thanksgiving, but good toys become rare because next up was Christmas.
 * Christmas....BLA