The Pizza Movie 2/Transcript

This is a transcript for the film The Pizza Movie 2.

Part 1- Opening Credits
(Nickelodeon Movies logo)

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(Paramount Pictures logo)

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(Mr Pookie Productions logo)

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Text: Nickelodeon Movies, Paramount Pictures and Mr Pookie Productions present an all new, all epic movie!

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Written and Directed by Mr Pookie

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Also written by Omgitskittykatty

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Text: Starring Mr Pookie, Aidan Cook, Liam Neeson and Zophi as our favourite foods.

(Silhouettes of the gang appear)

Narrator: Please introduce: SLICE, PEPPERONI, CRUST, CUCUMBER AND CHEESE!

(Silhouettes stay the same)

Narrator: SLICE, PEPPERONI, CRU-

(Silhouettes turn into the gang)

Narrator: AH, YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW YOU ALL!

(Explosion is heard)

Slice: Well someone's happy.

Cucumber: CUE LOGO!

(Logo appears. The gang all climb up one of the letters and stand in heroic poses. Cucumber falls to the floor)

Cucumber: CUE MOVIE!

(Screen turns black and movie begins.)

Part 1- InternetIdiotz
(The movie begins with the gang watching a funny video on PooTube)

The Gang: HA HA HA!

Pepperoni: Ah, InternetIdiotz are the best thing since toilet paper. I just wish they had a movie or something.

(Pepperoni clicks on another video. The word "Ad" pops up)

The Gang: Ugh.

Computer Voice: Today, two idiots will rise and bring justice and idiotic stupid stuff to the world!

(Picture of the InternetIdiotz appear)

Computer Voice: InternetIdiotz: The Movie!

(The gang all exchange happy looks)

Slice: AAAIIII!

Pepperoni: HE HE HE HE WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Crust: THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE HEATED TOILET PAPER!

Cheese: YOU'RE GOSH DARN RIGHT IT IS!

Cucumber: FANBOY SCREAM! FANBOY SCREAM! FANBOY SCREAM!

(The gang all scream, except for Cucumber who keeps saying "FANBOY SCREAM!")

TBA

Part 21- Credits
A film by Mr Pookie

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Written by Mr Pookie and Omgitskittykatty

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Directed by Mr Pookie

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Starring Mr Pookie as Slice & Cucumber

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Aidan Cook as Pepperoni

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Liam Neeson as Crust

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and Zophi as Cheese

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Guest Starring Joseph Garrett as Sun and Moon

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A film based on The Pizza Show

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Originally Created in Scotland, UK

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By Paramount Pictures, Nickelodeon Movies and Mr Pookie Productions

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(Picture of the gang)

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Cast

(Characters from the movie are seen during cast)

Mr Pookie as Slice, Cucumber and Eseehc

Aidan Cook as Pepperoni and Bouncer

Liam Neeson as Crust

Zophi as Cheese

Tom Brooke as French Fry

Gary Cady as Assistbot

Jessica Hynes as Pink Wizard

Lizzie Waterworth as Green Wizard

Christopher Lloyd as Black Wizard and Headmaster

Brian Blessed as Blue Wizard and Santa

Madeline Duggan as Eclis and Rebmucuc

Charlotte Gainsbourg as Inoreppep

Karen Gillan as Tsurc

James Bolam as King Cheeseburger

Kate Ashfield as Queen Hamburger

Wendy Craig as Female Students and Female Pizza Country Citizens

Daniel Craig as Male Students and Male Pizza Country Citizens

Jill Gascoine as Mrs. Derp

Tara Strong as Ms. Fudgecake

Elijah Wood as Chris McLolpants

Joseph Garrett as The Sun and The Moon

IAmBagel as Narrator and Computer Voice

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Film no. 2

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(Mr Pookie Productions logo)

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(Paramount Pictures logo)

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(Nickelodeon Movies logo)

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A delicous movie from 2017

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NEXT YEAR: THE PIZZA MOVIE III

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THE END- Well I guess not really because we still have a post-credits scene. POST-CREDITS AWAY!