User blog:*mynameischrome*/CURIOUSGORGE66'S ADVENTURES IN A NUTSHELL

this blog is rated n for nutshell

in a world in chaos... only one hero can save humanity and an entire separate species of girls because reasons...

actually the world isnt in any chaos whatsoever everything is pretty much completely normal and gorge just likes to screw things up

MEET OUR MAIN CHARACTER

GORGE, THE BRAVE HUMAN BOY -- determined to save the world from a very minor threat that will impact absolutely nobody whatsoever and can easily be stopped by local police, he wields a... s-soda... sprayer? w-what?

a... soda sprayer... that somehow effects villains...

um... h-how? does he spray it into their eyes or makes them slip?

nope.

he just.

sprays soda. on them. and they're hurt.

...because... r-reasons.

BUT HE HAS A WAY MORE POWERFUL SWORD THat's only for backup but ITS A SWORD THAT CAN BEAT VILLAINS SO EASILY WHY

also he blew up a restaurant

for

no reason

does this make gorge vilan????????????

and lets not forget

TIMMY TUR-- wait timmy turner (squints at script) uhhh whAT

TIMMY T-TURNER

H-HE STOLE

OKAY SO HE STOLE SOMEONE FROM ANOTHER SHOW

AND

and

gave him a completely different personality

he doesnt even have his fairies anymore

hes just a normal kid with a knife

you heard me right

gorge gave him

a knife

to cut things with

his exact words

"Knife!"

he's

he's about to free em

about to free an entirE SPECIES

COME ON TIMMY YOU CAN DO THIS YOU CAN SAVE US ALL YOU CAN SAVE OUR HOPES AND DREAMS SAVE THE GIRLS YOU SAVE THE WORLD COME ON DON'T LET US DOWN MAN

also DORES

...who was named dores because he might be "mistaken for cores"

...who is cores? like just cores in general? just. cores? a common word? are you talking about cores in the house? the core from undertale? or literally just ANY CORE THAT COULD EVER EXIST

last time i've checked the word "cores" isnt copyrighted

...

(cough cough react cough cough)

also he wants to... uh... inflate an entire species.

y-yeah... um... i mean inflate them.

screw it im not explaining it i don't get paid enough for t

STARRING

soda-addicted restaurant bomber

character stolen from another show with a drastic personality change and a knife

overused pb&j otter oc aka bar of soap

stickman with an inflation fetish who's name was altered to avoid a copyright that doesnt exist

robo, the character who couldn't be chrome because i didn't want my character to be used and i saved him from impending doom

and last but not least

COREY IN THE HOUSE

10/10 A TRUE MIRACLE OF MODERN ART TEN OUTTA TEN TEN OUTTA TEN AHUNDRED OUTTA AHUNDRED BEST SHOW BEST SHOW