User blog:Omgitskittykatty/UGH. I regret this but I'm gonna make a Holez uncensored thing

Holez: Fuck! I can't believe this shit!

Bagel: Oh really? Fuck it!

Holez: I'm tired of being anorexic!

Bagel: Oh no! Time to get the fuck back in my room!

Holez: This WG soda will do the trick!

(Holez drinks the soda, and grows to 230 pounds)

Chrome: Hey girl. I- (hearts pop) like you.

Bagel: Why you little- (chokes Chrome)

Holez: Stop it, you damn bitch!

(Holez drinks more soda, and grows to 800 pounds, ripping off her clothes)

Bagel: What the hell is this?

(Holez tries to make a middle finger, but can't)

Chrome: That's the price of overeating! Come on, Bagel! Holez is not coming to my party!

Holez: That's all? Bagel is going off without me? Let's see about that!

(Holez drinks a lot of WG soda and grows to 50' and 6633666 pounds)

Holez: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!

Bagel: And so I said-

Holez: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!

Chrome: You were saying?

Bagel: I said-

Holez: ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

Bagel: Holy shit! It's my sister! She's a monster!

Chrome: I'd better get the fuck outta here!

(fades back into Holez's bedroom, she wakes up terrified)

Holez: No WG Soda! I'll just binge!

(4 hours of binging later)

Bagel: Holy shit! You're 900 pounds and naked!

Chrome: That's the price of overeating! Come on Bagel!

Holez: Let's see about that!

(binges more, grows to 3636 pounds)

(4 hours later)

Holez: BAGEL!

Chrome: Hmm?

Holez: BAGEL!

Bagel: Holy shit! It's my sister!

Chrome: She's a monster!

Bagel: Why you little- (chokes Chrome)