User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/2016 IN A NUTSHELL

If you're interested in what particular nut it is, it's hazelnut.

​Warning
This is Jessica Plz, guys. It's supposed to be truly idiotic. But this one's alright. This one isn't from the perspective of a bunch of idiots. This is simply a song.

​Lyrics
There's a vaccine for Ebola

Solar-powered planes the whole world over

2016 is amazing

David Bowie died. (oh)

There's more tigers, and more pandas

Child mortality's down everywhere

2016 is wonderful

Alan Rickman died. (oh)

Lure modules near hospitals

Elephants are safer than ever before

2016 is just so great

Carrie Fisher died. (bummer)

(doo-doo)

Making progress in Alzheimer's prevention

(doo-doo)

''Guess who's donating coffee? Starbucks''

2016 isn't too bad

George Michael has died. (sad)

Death by heart disease

Suicide, illnesses, all decreased

Two brothers saw colour for the first time

Thanks to scientists

Teacher delivering books

to villages without schools

People overcome depression, survived cancer

and families grew

200 strangers went to the funeral of

a homeless veteran from World War II

who had no family

800 hostages saved by Nigerian Army

Toys 'R' Us making special exceptions for autistic kids

Leonardo DiCaprio won a freaking Oscar, yes

See, not everything is bad in 2016

Celebrities died, but many people survived

Who would've died

Do you see what I mean?

Debbie Reynolds, Zsa Zsa Gabor

Chris Harris and then Craig Sager

Andrew Sachs and Florence Henderson

Leon Russell and Leonard Cohen

These people lost their lives

I'm not gonna deny that it's true

But think about all the good things

2016 brought to you.

R.I.P. 2016, 2016-2016.