User blog:Omgitskittykatty/Gender-Flipped: A Day Without Dude

TV-14-L.

(12 - Contains strong language.)

(Choir) # Where is Dude?

(Choir) # And why do we care?

(Choir) # We're just singers who don't get paid. Hey! Pay us, you morons!

(Choir) # Pay us, pay us, you morons! #

(Krazy) Ah, shut up.

(cut to the "Name Making Lepers" factory)

(Stacy) OK, gang...

(NyanGir) Gang? Dude's still not here.

(Krazy, offscreen) Does that mean I can get an episode?

(NyanGir / Stacy / Kayem) NO!

(Stacy) Wait, Kayem?

(Kayem) Krazy hired me as a replacement.

(NyanGir) Krazy? You knew about Dude and ya didn't frickin' tell us?

(Krazy) Yeah. Ya know why?

(Stacy / NyanGir) NO!

(Krazy) Because you pissed on my head last night!

(NyanGir laughs nervously) Erm... That was Stacy.

(Stacy) Screw you then.

(Cut to a factory where Dude is captured in the evil clutches of Lord Hater...)

(Dude) Oh come on, Hater, I'm a girl!

(Lord Hater) Call me Lord! When you call me Hater, it hurts my feelin's!

(Dude) Oh, come the hell on!

(Lord Hater) Please!

(Dude) NO!

(Lord Hater) Oh come on, at least have dried out dog food!

(Dude) I had that for breakfast.

(Lord Hater) You had nothin' for breakfast!

(Cut to a street)

(Stacy) OK, guys. I know where the factory is.

(Krazy) How?

(Stacy) I found it during the break we had. Dude and Lord Hater were talking so that gave me time to think about it. And plus...

(Stacy, offscreen) ...it's the only damn bulding in this street.

(Krazy) Wait...did you just say 'damn'?

(Stacy) Yeah. So?

(Krazy) Just uh, surprising.

(Nyan) Can I get a word in edgewise here?

(Krazy / Stacy / Dude / Keyam / Lord Hater) Shut up, Nyan.

(Nyan) If this treatment continues, then I'm leaving.

(Cut to the factory)

(Dude) I'm just thinkin'... who gives a shit about your names? I'm just gonna call ya Lord Poopieface for now.

(Lord Hater) I will fuckin' kill you!

(Stacy, Nyan, Keyam and Krazy burst into the building)

(Stacy) Not if I have any damn say about it... / (Nyan) Not if I ever have anything to do with it...

(Stacy) Nah, it's ok. You can say your thing. / (Nyan) Oh come on!

(Stacy) Ya know what, let's just kill this douche. / (Nyan) I thought it was better for YOU to say your line-Oh, okay.

(Nyan) So...uh...yeah, let's do this!

(Stacy puts a bomb in Lord Hater's mouth)

(Lord Hater) Oh, crap!

(Lord Hater flies out of the window)

(Nyan) Well that happened.

(Dude) Shut up, Nyan.

(Nyan) I'm leaving.

(Nyan, under breath) Jackass.

(Dude) What was that!? My hearin's not so good!

(Nyan) '''JACK! ASS!'''

The end.