User blog:EliNinja/Iggy Butts - Episode One



This is the first blogisode of Iggy Butts. I hope you like it!

Theme Song
They call me Iggy Butts

''Good Mornin', how are you? I'm Iggy Butts''

I live a normal life

like any normal person,

'cept my face is like a butt, it's like an actual ass!

But most don't find it weird

Pilot
Boston, Massachusetts, July 9th, 2015

(Screen shows Iggy's hotel room door)

(Screen cuts to Iggy dancing in his room)

(Iggy's roommate, December walks in and dances with Iggy)

December: Hey, Ig

Iggy: AGH! (falls and gets back up) Oh, hey December

December: Howsit here, boi?

Iggy: Decent, December...Just decent

December: Why were you dancing?

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: I was...happy, I guess

<p style="text-align:center;">December: Why did you stop?

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: I though I was embarrasing myself, heh heh..

<p style="text-align:center;">December: Continue, man!

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: I'm...not sure

<p style="text-align:center;">December: Pleeeeeeeeez

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Fine, ok.

<p style="text-align:center;">(Iggy and December continue dancing)

<p style="text-align:center;">(One-person laughter is heard, and Iggy and December stop dancing)

<p style="text-align:center;">(Iggy and December turn their heads)

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Hey, who are you?

<p style="text-align:center;">Billy: Hey Ig, it's been a while, do you remember me?

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: OOOOOHHHHOHOHOOOO!!!!

<p style="text-align:center;">Billy: Hmmm? :)

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: You used to always be there for me when I was like, 8, man! What happened?

<p style="text-align:center;">Billy: I had to run some errands, and appearently those "errands" lasted 20 years....(singing) how old are you now?

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: wut?

<p style="text-align:center;">December (singing): How old are you now?

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Stop

<p style="text-align:center;">Billy and December (singing): How old are you nooo-ooww?

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: I turned 28 yesterday.....

<p style="text-align:center;">Billy: Oh, oka-

<p style="text-align:center;">December (singing): Merry birthmas to yoooouuuu!

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: ....um...

<p style="text-align:center;">Billy: Hurrah!

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Shut up, Bill..

<p style="text-align:center;">Billy: NEVAR!....Okay, i'll shut up

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Soooooo....you guys wanna-

<p style="text-align:center;">December: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

<p style="text-align:center;">Billy: Wut is it?

<p style="text-align:center;">(December shows Iggy and Billy an article on her phone)

<p style="text-align:center;">December: BOSTON'S SNOW PILE MELTED!

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Ugh, finally

<p style="text-align:center;">Billy: I bet everybody in Boston's having a party.

<p style="text-align:center;">(Screen cuts to a "Boston Snow Pile Sux" Party with many people and then cuts back to Iggy, Billy and December)

<p style="text-align:center;">(December cries and hugs Iggy)

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: It was just a SNOW PILE!

<p style="text-align:center;">December: I know (sniffles) but it was the only piece of December left!

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: So, I don't care, I don-I don't give a shit about winter

<p style="text-align:center;">(Iggy smokes a bong)

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: AAAAUUHH!!! That's some good fu-

<p style="text-align:center;">(December punches Iggy in the groin and runs out of the room)

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy (getting back up from the punch): ....Man, that actually turned me on a bit

<p style="text-align:center;">Billy: Yeah, man, it's like she has the power to give you a mighty bo-

<p style="text-align:center;">In Loving Memory of the Boston Snow Pile

<p style="text-align:center;">March - July, 2015

<p style="text-align:center;">'''I don't live in Boston, so why should I care? lol'''

Credits
<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy Butts: Pilot

<p style="text-align:center;">Written by EliNinja

<p style="text-align:center;">Starring:

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy Butts

<p style="text-align:center;">December Winterson

<p style="text-align:center;">and Billy the Headfly

<p style="text-align:center;">Character Art by EliNinja

<p style="text-align:center;">©MMXV by EliNinja. All Rights Reserved.

<p style="text-align:center;">Thanks for reading!