User blog comment:*mynameischrome*/why though/@comment-4998552-20160511235942

a minecraft joke? he makes me want to dig up three pieces of sand and smelt them in my furnace, use the glass created thereafter and craft a glass bottle, fill the bottle up with water from the ocean, find iron in a cave and craft a bucket, fill the bucket with water and pour it on lava to create obsidian, mine nine pieces of obsidian and create a nether portal, travel to the nether and obtain nether warts, use the aforementioned water bottle and nether wart in conjuction to create an awkward potion, kill a spider and use its eye with my awkward potion to brew a potion of poison, extract sugar from sugarcane and find a mushroom and another spider eye to craft a fermented spider eye, use the fermented spider eye in conjuction with my potion of poison to brew a potion of harming, travel back to the nether and break some glowstone, use the glowstone dust with my potion of harming to upgrade it, drink it, and kill myself.