User blog:Lemon Atheist/Hat exposed

G-guys

this is serious

I know this might be abusrd

but

holy shit you guys

like

seriously

Hat is a monster

now you might know Hat as your average talking Kinder Surprise Egg but as it turns out he's a monster

last night I was coming home from Furcon 2018, it was funny, we did some pooper sticking and I peed in my diaper.

then I saw HIM...

Hat...

He was in an alleyway

I was about to say hi but I noticed something...

something horrifying...

his hands weren't hands anymore...

they were horrifying claws...

he had a tail a disgusting rate like tail

and he was eating something...

when I looked I realised that he was eating a starving African child

I asked him why, why would he eat a starving African child, doesn't he know that other starving African kids could've eaten that kid

then he turned his hair 360 degrees

and said

in a disgusting raspy tone

"dahl"