User blog:EliNinja/EliShorts - Samwich

Jessica: Hey Eli, you eating your sandwich?

Eli: ...........

Jessica: Eli?

(Sandwich Land)

Jim: Billy, Ken's been shot in the head!

Billy: Quick! get him to safety!

Eli: .............

Jessica: Eli!

Billy: Quick Doc! We're losing him!

Doc: hang on! hang on!!

Eli: ..............

Jessica: Ugh!

(Jessica gets up on table in front of Eli)

Doc: I'm sorry, Ken, but your friend has died.

Ken: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! BIIIIIIIIILLLLYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Eli's jaw drops)

Jessica: HEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!! ELIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Eli: AH!

(Eli punches Jessica)

(Jessica Falls to the ground)

Jessica: ...........oowww........................

Eli: Oh GOD!! WHAT HAVE I DOOOOONE??????!!!!!!!!!

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