User blog:Lemon Atheist/The Story of My Life

I was born long ago in a distant land, at the age of 13 my entire family was killed in an ant farm accident, I became homeless on the street sucking dicks for cocaine, sometimes I'd get a BBC but other times I would have to try not to bite off a chinese cock, I was depressed, but then I met Chrome

and my life

changed

forever

Because he was such a little bitch, I used him to gain poltical power and ultimatley become the emperor of the internet for a few months which is like a century in internet time, I used those months to perfect my connection to the force, so I was able to see a person's every memory and every thought just by looking at him. I of course used this power to crush those rebel scum and kill my enemies but then I stumbled upon a mind so disturbing, so depraved that I had to quit my postion as emepror and become their apprentice.

That person was Hat

THE END