A Pirate's Life For Me.

A Pirats life for me,is the 11th episode of the Nickelodeon series,Nicky.

Transcript
Shows Brandon's Lab

Brandon: YES!! We're finally at 11 episodes,hurrah!!

Nicky: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH. Bubby bwoke the 4th wall!!!

Brandon: Oh,sorry. Now,what was I doing again?

Nicky: Derp.

5 HOURS OF THINKING LATER.....

Brandon: Oh yeah!! I was gonna make a Mutate-Inator. Then,i'll make an army of super soldier rats and conquer the world. MWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Nicky: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootay?

Brandon: Sorry. Now,let's see,Red Wire plus Rainbow Wire =..........

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zombie Unicorns fly out.

Brandon: Okay,so not R and R. Let's try Blue Wire plus Red Wire.

Nicky barfs rainbows.

Nicky: Yummy!!

Brandon: Ugh. Let's go with Yellow.....and Purple.

The Mutate-Inator turns on.

Brandon: It's alive!!

Nicky: Technically,an inanimate object is not alive,but powered.

Brandon: Wha---?!

Nicky: Derp.

Brandon: Ooooooooooooooooookay???? Allright, Mr. R????

Mr. R: Squeak!!!

Brandon: Look! Come into this bright beam.

Mr. R: Uh-uh.

Brandon: It tastes like cheese.......

Mr. R: SQUEAK!!!!

Mr. R runs into the beam.

Mr R.: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Nicky: Wook,Bubby! Me set it on Pirate.

Brandon: NOOOOO!!! Can this get any worse????

Mr R: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!! Gimme your treasure!!!

Nicky: Uh-uh!!!

Mr R: Arr.

Brandon: Mr R! That kind of language is unacceptable.

Mr R: Pft. I aint' Mr R,I am Captain Ratbeard!

Captain Ratbeard shoots the Mutate-Inator at the other rats.

Captain Ratbeard: Allright,my crew,pillage em'!!!

The pirats take all of Nicky and Brandon's money.

Nicky: Meanie!!

Brandon: Bah!!! You won't get away with this!!!

Captain Ratbeard: To the city,boys!!

Brandon: Nooo!!! Awwwww. Z-0002,it's a Code Rainbow Barf.

Z-0002: YES,SIR!!

Z-0002 opens a door in Brandon's Lab.

There's traps,poisons,and more.

Brandon: If the rats were ever to rebel,I had this prepared.

Brandon gives Nicky a giant poison hammer.

Nicky: Awwwwwww,yeah!!!

Brandon: GET EM'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicky and Brandon engage in a huge battle against the pirats.

Pirat: Uh-oh!!

Nicky whacks the pirat,and he flies and knocks down all of the crew.

Nicky: Strike!!

Brandon: And for the grand finale.....RTG. AKA Rat Trap Gloves.

Captain Ratbeard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

POW! BOOM! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Ratbeard is sent flying.

Nicky: YEEEEEEEESSS!!!

Brandon: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Captain Ratbeard: No.

Nicky: Hey,wut about me money?

Brandon: And mine?

Captain Ratbeard: THEY'RE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNE!!

Nicky: Rats.

Brandon: Literally. Bad pun intended.

THE END!!!