User blog:Kayem-san/What If...?: KM Never Joined

Drama would accumulate. Irrelevancy would continue. Web would still be trolling. Then, a civil war within the wiki would break out due to juvenile arguments. Since everyone would still have crat, blocking would be impossible so users would instead VANDALIZE their adversary's articles. Amidst the article vandalism, innocent articles would get caught in the crosshairs and vandalized as well. Then, users would bring the drama to Community Central. Certain users would get blocked by staff, only thus angering more users. The Nick Fanon Civil War would then bring Community Central into their conflict. As a last resort to end the chaos, Wikia staff would press the red button. Red buttons are never good. The wiki would implode painfully. However, unknowingly to the staff, the impact of the implosion was so mighty that it would utterly obliterate every other wiki, thus ending Wikia altogether. Wikipedia would then bury its younger cousin. Depressed, Wikipedia wouldn't know what to do. Then, Google takes advantage and buys Wikipedia for one trillion dollars. Users of Wikipedia would be forced to create a Google+ account in order to keep their accounts. Angry, YouTube and Wikipedia join forces to stop Google, however, they lose horribly. Having violated their contract, Google completely takes control of the two websites and renames YouTube "GooTube" and Wikipedia "Googipedia."

This would have all really happened if I didn't join. Word to the wise: be grateful, nigguh.