User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/NEW NEWS: BRIT Awards 2016 Edition!

Hi and welcome to NEW NEWS, I'm Mrs Chanandler Bong your host today on NEW NEWS!!

The BRIT Awards 2016 have already had quite a lot of hiccups.

First of all, Ant & Dec were stage-bombed by a model wearing nothing but thin black underwear and I swear Ant had a boner for the rest of the awards show (so far).

Dec set off the smoke alarm by using a flamethrower and also hosted the show from the mens' room.

The "beep guy" (as Ant & Dec called him) missed Adele swearing but muted the unoffensive words. You (bleep) a shit (bleep), beep guy.

Also Drake appeared in Rihanna's performance (which was terrible) and he looked exactly like he came out of the Hotline Bling video.

New News will be updated AS THEY HAPPEN. You can find results and stuff on news' sites.

Hopefully Kanye West doesn't perform and get bleeped for about 95% of his performance again and hopefully Madonna doesn't trip. David Bowie's death hasn't been mentioned yet, but it's probably gonna be the end.

Tune in to New News every Wednesday!