User blog:Cosmo is a Featherman/Teh werld Ov FeaDArNeM ep wun emerjincy brawdkest

FeaDArNeM: Ohh boi I gat a noo buk

(FeaDArNeM opens his book)

FeaDArNeM: PAEJ WUN

MEANWHILE IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY

SPONGEBOB WENT TO THE KRESKY KREB

FeaDArNeM: effeffess

FeaDArNeM: PAEJ TOOH

FUCK THIS PAEJ I HATE IT FILL IT WITH FIRE PLEASE

FeaDArNeM: fock thas buk

Net peatarsun: I roet dat buk

Skidwurd: heer arr yur unyins FeaDArNeM: Giv mi thoos

Unyin wun: ur suked

(FeaDArNeM gits suked bai a vakyum)

Vakyum: yumm thet wus a Gud meel

FeaDArNeM: wel Thes stenks

Rendem gi: I haet graevety fells

FeaDArNeM: I du nawt caer

(FeaDArNeM gits oot a teevee)

FeaDArNeM: letts si wats awn

Rendem gi: Thet es spewpy but betar thin graevety fells

FeaDArNeM: thet es nawt spewpy

Teevee anownsar: Now thet WGGT Sined awff Wee well aer cartewns

(Kenny the shark theme song plays)

FeaDArNeM: OOO OOO

rendem gi: wy dew yew liek Kenny teh shark

FeaDArNeM: Bec...

Rawbie: [Heard outside of the vakyum] OOO NOOO I EM GUNNA MESS TEH BUSS

Rendem gi: CUM BAK HEER RUNT

(Rendem gi chaeses Rawbie)

Noos anownsar: WEE ENTARRUPT KENNY DA SHARK FOR EN EMERJINCY BRAWDKEST. A persin Weth a redd propellur awn ther hed et's steelin' peepul's i site so tri tew ketch them befoor he steels al teh I site.

Nat peatarsun: OOO NOOO

Hew es teh persin Weth teh redd propellur awn ther hed? Maek yur predikshins an get ready for ep tew