The Credit Addiction: Transcript

The Credit Addiction is the 23rd episode of Curiousgorge66's Adventures.

Main

 * Gorge
 * Timmy

Minor

 * Sophie
 * Spoiled Kid
 * Tax Collector

Transcript
Gorge: What's this thing?

(tears off the wrapping)

Gorge: It's a credit card!

Timmy: What are you gonna do with it?

Gorge: Caffeine-free Sun Drop, a new dress for Sophie, etc.

Timmy: How about no Caffeine-free Sun Drop? You've got a truckload in the basement!

(Cut to Gorge going shopping)

Gorge: Okay...

(Gorge gets a dress for Sophie)

Cashier: Okay, that'll be $10.00.

Gorge: Just put it on the card.

(Cut to Gorge entering Walmart)

Gorge: I need something to stop Dores.

Spoiled Kid: Gimme that!

Gorge: Hey!

(The spoiled kid buys up a lot of stuff)

Spoiled Kid: Just put it on the card!

(Gorge walks out of Walmart while the spoiled kid throws the card at him)

(Cut to Gorge's house; Gorge is holding his card)

Gorge: I can't believe he did that!

Timmy: What is it?

Gorge: Doesn't he know that credit card usage like that results in bills?

Timmy: No.

(the tax collector arrives)

Tax Collector: Here's-

Gorge: Uhh... A spoiled kid used a lot of credit to pay for stuff.

Tax Collector: Okay then. Here's your NEW bill!

(Gorge gets out $10)

Tax Collector: Thank you for pointing out the facts.

(Cut to the spoiled kid's house)

(The Tax Collector arrives)

Spoiled Kid: Go away!

(The Tax Collector opens the door)

Tax Collector: Here's the bill.

(The bill reads: "Total cost: Everything you own except the clothes you're currently wearing")

(Cut to Gorge's street, where the spoiled kid is living in a box)

(The box is repossessed)

Spoiled Kid: That teenager just ruined me!

(the spoiled kid's right to live on the streets is repossessed)

(the spoiled kid is thrown into a desert)

(a few days later, the spoiled kid is dead)

(the spoiled kid's body is repossessed)

(Cut to Gorge's house)

Gorge: I hope he learned his lesson.

(END)

Trivia

 * Gorge was using the credit card to only buy two things; the spoiled kid, after swiping the card from Gorge, racked up Gorge's credit card debt.