User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/AYYYY IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY

Today it is the 23rd of July, which means tomorrow will be the day of Christmas in July Eve, where we all finally wrap our presents and hide them under... nowhere because in this heat if they're under trees they'll burn. And it's a sin to burn gifts so... you have to please senpai.

But on Christmas in July, we finally see the happiness on the people on TV's faces when they're done with this fake crap.

It's like 7am where I am so get ready for some breakfast LLAUs.

A few minutes ago I asked you: what's on your Christmas list?

And Hat, my disgruntled minion, was the only one who felt confident enough to share his. So here is Hat's christmas list in a gallery.

It's like a merry beautiful song that elves once sang to their fathers. The 12 Days of Hatmas... in July. SING ALONG, KIDS!


 * On the 12 days of Christmas,
 * Fiction Foundry gave to me
 * 12 Mexican sex slaves
 * 11 MAC 11s
 * 10 virgin sacrifices
 * 9 concentration camps
 * 8 maids for f---ing
 * 6 years underage
 * 5 golden r--jobs
 * 4 French Jews
 * 3 Hitler C---s
 * 2 and a half men
 * And a What's New, Scooby-Doo? Season One DVD!

Happy very offensive Christmas from Hat and me...

IN JULY