User blog comment:SuperSaiyanKirby/Merry Thankseaster!/@comment-24085663-20131128193452

(takes hat) I LOVE YOU

(in bed) Hey, so where do I... (zooms out to see me trying to print a document)

(10 years later, hat is just slightly sober) What did yo say?

Hat: I was drunk, okay?

(me, also drunk is on a profanity spree) I don't care you ***damn s***-faced ba***rd.

(in graveyard) WHAT HAVE I DONE?