User blog:Omgitskittykatty/Foookowqoqpqopdpwppdoydoopp - Random things you didn't need to know.

# Two random transcripts of the day... kinda... week... kinda... kinda... month... # Ah, the Hell with it.
without names. Also, the transcript is translated to German then back to English.

/ Comin 'up next, Bejeweled ! // (Man snorting and crying)No way, brah. I can not take this ( bleep) pressure. ( Sniff ) No jewels, brah. // Which brings me to word ... tonight Gamers .Who is a gamer? Who does not ?With the Wii and games like Rock Band, it's open , what was once withdrawn hobby to light the teemin ' masses.Now it's trendy to like games, we are ( bleep) market !But with more people playing " games are not that mean we get to play more games ?No.Instead, we 're gettin ' bastardized versions of what was once classic games . A perpetual Easy mode filled with quicktime events and mini-games .When was the last time you played a really great game ?( Silence)Thought I ! They are few and far between .It is a time for this ( beep) to stop . This is a message to all you auto- aimin ' Madden rosterin ' , Wii bowlin " ( beep) :We have not for years as a social outcast to see you ( beep) ( beep) on this .We memorized the ultra combos.We wrote pages of passwords.We defeated the Robot Masters , knocked out Tyson and saved the ( bleep) princess.I know what we are, and you're not. // Which brings me to word ... tonight lawsuit. /-"Nerd Rage" (Vocals) / The backup Busters! Where nothing can go wrong! / / Me not so sure. / / Make it hot! / / (Blarg) / / No! Do not cross streams! / / Oh, God! Oh, God! It's everywhere! Hmmm, that's what your mother said ... Hey, this is kinda cool ... Dad? / / Son! / / Dad! Quick, how did you die? / / I have three kilos of raw plutonium in the Ecto One! You did not drive it, have you? / / No. .. /-BACKUP BUSTERS!