User blog:Omgitskittykatty/All of the Futurama 'bastard' edits and some I'm just guessing

"You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!"

"Dream on, woman. I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack into a river and toss the river in to space!"

"Jam a bastard into it, you crap!"

"Holy crap! That bastard's itchy!"

"That dirty, double-crossin' bastard!"

"You bastard!"

"We can't, you bastard."

"Filfthy, toothless nerd-bastard!"

"Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard."

"You bastard!"

"Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!"

"...bastard son of Momon..."

"'You are one, devious ''bastard." "That's what it says on my vanity plate!" (shows "1DVSBSTD")'''

"Amazing. Some dumb bastard has nearly a million other dumb bastards following his every twit."

"[burps] That's my bastard!"

"That lucky bastard. I say 'kill it!'"

"Zapp, you magnificent bastard, do you take Munda to be your lawful... [alarms whoop] Alien ships approaching..."

"You precognizant bastard."

"By shootin' you, you bastard!"

"Go, you bastard."

"You know the answer, you scurvy bastard!"