User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/NEW POKÉMON DESIGNS (LLAU)

Hello there everyone and welcome back to LLAU. The show where I ask you questions and you answer them. But today it's changing. LLAU is now called POOP. Peculiar Octopi Occupy Pianos. What does that have to do with LLAU you ask?

Nothing. Nothing at all. LLAU won't focus on your answers. It will now focus on religion...

Welcome to POOP - where we talk about Gods and how they have changed the world and made it as great as it is now. I am here with my fellow POOP Peasant, Hat.

So, you say you've found a religion that will change this world's depiction of religion overall - what is this religion that you have founded?

Hat: Well, first of all I'd like to thank you for letting me on the show.

Me: Yes.

Hat: It's called Jakalakaism.

Me: Weird name.

Hat: That's offensive to my religion. I've been triggered! (alarm sounds) Get out.

Me: This is my show!

Hat: Augh, technicalities. So my religion, Jakalakaism, is basically Islam.

Me: So you ripped off a religion?

Hat: (slightly irritated) Yes I did, fellow POOP Peasant. Except we worship Bohnur.

Me: Your God is called "Boner"?

Hat: He is God of the Desert and he will kick your ass straight to the pyramids if you offend his child! (silence) Anyway, you can't love anyone except Jakalakaismismisms. Minorities are non-existent. Women can only clean kitchens. No exceptions, fellow POOP Peasant.

Me: (starts scrubbing the floor) So what about elderly people?

Hat: Andy Griffith, our main Rabbi, has claimed that people over the age of 60 are old enough to die of natural causes. And we can't waste our Jakalakaismismisms, so they must commit suicide. It's death if they refuse as well. So it's pretty crap either way for elderly people.

Me: Interesting. Next time on POOP...

''Haha APRIL FOOLS! I'm so funny! (*sarcasm*) LLAU season 3 is actually coming tomorrow. Your new Pokémon designs will not be wasted. As always, I have a question. Create a new superhero!''

Thanks to Hat for being my fellow POOP Peasant and making up his own religion for the whole purpose of this stupid joke.  

YOU KISSED MY BEST ROSS! Or something to that effect. (talk) 19:52, April 1, 2016 (UTC)