User blog:Omgitskittykatty/Illiminitu life. GOODBYE.

Hello guys I've got like three things to talk about cos I'm f--king boring--

KITTY'S KAWAII UPDATES.

(transition: Friends theme song)

Friends
I bought the complete first season of that sitcom that spends 10 hours a day airing on Comedy Central UK. The first season contains such episodes as the one where Joey plays Al Pacino's butt and the one where this Italian guy's cat runs away. Those would be the best titles ever - The One with Joey as Al Pacino's Butt and The One with the Italian Guy's Runaway Cat. (sarcasm btw)

Song parody
Third Eye Blind's "Semi-Charmed Life" - you know the song that goes dodododododdddooooo - with some words replaced. Let's do this shit. It is shit I'm bad at these things.

Doo doo doo, Illuminitu ''.. ''

I'm packed and I'm holding I'm smiling, she's an eye, she's golden She lives for me, says she lives for me Ovation, her own motivation She comes round and subliminally messaged me And I make her creep, into Disney movies Do ever what you wanna do, creeping into Little Mermaid Keep on smiling, what we go through One stop to the pyramid (pir-mid) that divides you

And I creep into your life like a kids' film

Make another subliminal message to creep out kids Come on like a freak show takes the stage We give them the messages we play

I want something else, to get me through this <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">Illuminitu kinda life, (mwhaahah) <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">I want something else, I'm not looking when you message me

 I AM IN EVERY KIDS FILM ' AND EVEN SOME ACTION THRILLERS ' EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS  A LIE IT'S JUST ILLUMINITU (Doo doo)  <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">The sky was gold, pyramids rose <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">I was taking looks of it through my eyeholes <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">And I wish I could get back there, someplace back there <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">Smiling in the pictures you would take <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">Illuminitu, will lift you up until you break <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">It won't stop, I won't come down <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">I keep stock with the tick-tock rhythm, I bump for the drop <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">And then I bumped up, I took the shit that I was given <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">Then I bumped again, then I bumped again <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.3999996185303px;line-height:19.1428565979004px;text-align:center;">I said... (chorus here) I QUIT.

The Documentaplz
it's coming soon get off my freaking case