User blog comment:MattBoo 2/We Wish You A Merry Jingly, We Wish You A Merry Jingly, We Wish YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!/@comment-24085663-20131220174147

What I'm doing this Christmas:

1. Be more god damn active.

2. Have presents.

3. Sleep.

4. Breathe.

5. Spit fecal matter out of my bottom.

6. Number five just with pee not poo.

7. BE MORE GOD DAMN ACTIVE.

8. Eat.

9. Kill Santa.

10. SLEEP.