User blog comment:Mrs Chanandler Bong/Q&A/@comment-26887831-20161030122836/@comment-27062334-20161031190913

Greetings Onision... i mean onion

1. I don't; I sexually identify as a watermelon.

2. The meaning 'off' life is pi. And by that I mean pie. Yum

3. The author of the journals is Bill Cipher's pet penguin that he totally has and they didn't just make it up for the Gravity Falls in Antarctica toyline

4. Okay. -continues to point switchblade at Onion-

5. Hahahahahaha no.