User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/How to Get Popular on The 'Tubes (Your Video Ideas on LLAU)

Hey, ever so slightly not yesterday I asked you, how do I get popular on YouTube? How do I get dat Tube scrilla? How do I get those views, those likes, those comments? This is what I should upload.

Upload seven russian pornographies a day.

Alright, so I had some ideas for this but I decided not to because they were kinda dumb and edgy. Think of Hat who got stuck in Russia - that's what they sounded like.

''Upload videos about me walking around, then it quickly becomes more eerie and chaotic with every video. ''

Do it. Come on I know you have a channel. GET HUNKED

''Kidnap Carly Rae Jepsen, and slit her throat, and rape her. Then grind her body in a giant grinder. Sell her as burgers for homeless people. Capture it all on tape.''

What the hell is wrong with you? You're screwed up, Hat, man. You're screwed up.

Wait so I kidnap a popstar which is already very hard to do, try and slit her throat and then molest her... okay so I deserve to serve a life sentence already, but now I have to make McCarly's out of her? Burger Rae? Jepsen Bell? I don't know, these sound terrible. I'm tired. I'm sorry.

Become a cancerous react channel and clickbait.

So I should become a spreading, evil Fine Brother and then make poor kids react to Trisha Paytas and call it "SIX YEAR OLDS DO IT WITH YOUTUBER"? Cool cool.

And finally...

Make a rant video about how I was raped by a Minecraft user.

Sorry, I can't. Leafy's probably already done that one, man. I know, he's done it all. There's no ideas.

I have a challenge for you. Design a new amiibo!

Give me your funny answers and I'll feature them in the next episode.

YOU KISSED MY BEST ROSS! Or something to that effect. (talk) 21:42, July 5, 2016 (UTC)

Krazy: And Stacy, you're no better. When was the last time I saw you even doing anything with your gender?

Stacy: That-- That doesn't make any sense.

Krazy: NEITHER DOES THIS WHOLE THING! If we made sense, then I would be a real person, gender-flip machines wouldn't exist, Bagel wouldn't be able to talk or wear a hat, Eli wouldn't be... blue or whatever.

Eli: (offended) Hey! I'm a chameleon!

GENDER-FLIPPED

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