User blog:EliNinja/EliShorts - Crazy Old Friend

Chrome: Eli, are you sure you want visit your old girlfriend, Lilz, from 100 years ago?

Eli: Yeah, sure, pretty much!

Chrome: Didn't you say she tried to kill a bunch of people once?

Eli: ah, that was just some party, she got a little drunk, who cares?

Chrome: ........I'm scared...

Eli: Don't worry, it'll be fine, friend!

[20 MINUTES LATER]

(Lilz tries to kill Eli and Chrome with a chainsaw)

Lilz: NXCNDUUFHFNFNXXNCNCNFNNCVHHVHVHFBVBVHFNNFNFMFMFNGJFNVNFNFNFNFNGJFNFNFKFJ

Eli: SHE'S GONNA KILL US FRIEND!

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