User blog:EliNinja/Iggy Butts - Episode Two



This is the second blogisode of Iggy Butts! Sorry I took so long :P

Enjoy it anyways!

Theme Song
They call me Iggy Butts

''Good Mornin', how are you? I'm Iggy Butts''

I live a normal life

like any normal person,

'cept my face is like a butt, it's like an actual ass!

But most don't find it weird

Tree Cat
(Screen cuts to Iggy watching Adventure Time)

Finn: EAT MY SWORD, ICE KING!

Ice King: No.

(Finn screams in agony and melts)

Iggy: Heh, heh, heh...I don't even-

Woman (from outside): HEEEELP!

(Iggy jumps out of the window)

(Iggy falls on the woman)

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: IggyMAAAAAAAAANZ!

<p style="text-align:center;">Woman: My cat got up on that tree somehow!

<p style="text-align:center;">Cat:......woof.

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Don't worry, I'll kill him!

<p style="text-align:center;">Woman: Yay! I'm starving!

<p style="text-align:center;">(Iggy climbs up the tree)

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Hi.

<p style="text-align:center;">Cat:..........suck my a-

<p style="text-align:center;">(Iggy shoots lazers out of his eyes and cooks the cat crispy)

<p style="text-align:center;">(Iggy comes down the tree with the burnt (and dead) cat)

<p style="text-align:center;">Woman: yay, let's have breakfast!

<p style="text-align:center;">(Screen cuts to the woman and Iggy having cat breakfast in Iggy's kitchen)

<p style="text-align:center;">Woman: Da lish!

<p style="text-align:center;">Billy: Yup, Iggy must be the American Cordon BLEUUUUGH!

<p style="text-align:center;">(Billy rots and turns into a zombie)

<p style="text-align:center;">(December pops out of Iggy's stomach)

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: We forgot about December!

<p style="text-align:center;">(Iggy pats December's head)

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Don't worry, you can eat cat later.

<p style="text-align:center;">December: yey....

<p style="text-align:center;">(December hugs Iggy with her breast covering his entire face)

<p style="text-align:center;">(Iggy falls out of his chair)

<p style="text-align:center;">MEANWHILE

<p style="text-align:center;">(Screen cuts to the Evil Guys Corp.)

<p style="text-align:center;">Janet: the sandwich is still saving the world, sir.

<p style="text-align:center;">EGC Leader: Fuck you, Janet.........Fuck your fucking soul.....

<p style="text-align:center;">Janet: Sir, I can eat the sandwich, I promise, I won't dissapoi-

<p style="text-align:center;">(EGC Leader is revealed to look like Iggy and punches Janet and rapes her hard)

<p style="text-align:center;">EGC Leader: This isn't about the FUCKING GODDAMN SANDWICH, YOU VAGINA!

<p style="text-align:center;">(EGC Leader munches a part of Janet's massive chest)

<p style="text-align:center;">EGC Leader:...This....is about my douchebag brother...

<p style="text-align:center;">(Flashback to when the EGC Leader, who's actual name is Roger, and Iggy were 7)

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Hey ROOOOOOOGER! Come out and plAAAAAAAy!

<p style="text-align:center;">(Roger comes out of a window)

<p style="text-align:center;">(Iggy and his old friends shoot Roger's face a bunch of times)

<p style="text-align:center;">Roger (tearful):....Why?

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Because fuck you, asswipe!

<p style="text-align:center;">Roger (crying): I didn't fucking DO ANYTHING!

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: Exactly, You barely DO ANYTHING! BECAUSE YOU are a waste OF TIME AND SPACE! KILL YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!!

<p style="text-align:center;">(Iggy rapes Roger like he always did since they were 4)

<p style="text-align:center;">Roger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

<p style="text-align:center;">(Screen cuts to Roger crying and running away from his house at the age of 10)

<p style="text-align:center;">Iggy: AND DON'T FUCKING COME BAAAACK!

<p style="text-align:center;">(Screen cuts back to the present)

<p style="text-align:center;">Roger: Someday, Iggy...SOMEDAY I will kill you....Just like I always wanted to...

<p style="text-align:center;">(Hysterical laughter is heard from Roger)

<p style="text-align:center;">Janet: Uh..sir-

<p style="text-align:center;">(Roger repeatedly punches Janet's boobs)

<p style="text-align:center;">FIN.