User blog:EliNinja/Jordan and Rain



Jordan and Rain go to filming school to improve their filming skills.

Jordan and Rain
(Screen shows Jordan and Rain at Jason's backyard)

(Screen cuts to Jordan and Rain doing some kirate moves with Jason as the cameraman)

(Jordan and Rain are making kirate noises as they are doing their moves)

(Jordan does a Kamehameha-ish move on Rain)

(Rain fakes a death)

Jordan (Japanese accent): I have defeated you, Rain-sama!

[JORDAN CARTER | AGE:TEN, ACCUPATION:FILM MAKER/ACTOR, SKIN:BLACK, SEX:MALE, GRADE:5]

Rain: No, I knew this would happen! Deeeaaauuggghhh, bleh.

[RAIN POLEMAN | AGE:NINE, ACCUPATION:FILM ACTRESS, SKIN:WHITE, SEX:FEMALE, GRADE:5]

Jason: Cut!

Rain: Wow, that felt good. Jordan, you were all "KAMEHAMEHA!", and I was all "DEEEHUGGGHH" It was so crazy!

Jordan: Yeah, that was kinda' awesome.

Jason: I know, right?

[JASON SUMMERS | AGE:NINE, ACCUPATION:CAMERAMAN, SKIN:TAN, SEX:MALE, GRADE:5]

(Jordan, Rain, and Jason watch the film, disgusted)

Rain: Ew, Crap! who made this garbage?

Jordan: Uh, I think we made this garbage.

(Rain and Jason are shocked)

Rain: No, no, no, no, no, Noooo! we worked really hard on this, Jordan.

Jordan: We're in the garbage we're watching now.

Jordan: We did all of the moves in the film.

Jordan: AND, We made this.

Jason: Holy Crapamoly.

Rain: NOOOOOO!!

(Rain falls on Jason's living room couch)

Rain: Wait a minute, can't we just go to filming school to improve our skills in filming and stuff.

Jordan: Hey, that's a great idea!

Jordan: Once we get out of filming school, we'll be..

Jordan and Rain: Filming Masters!!!

(Screen shows Jordan and Rain at filming school)

Teacher: Hello, class. I are the teacher.

Class: Hello teacher.

Teacher: Today we will be learning about camera angles.

Jordan: Besides picking my nose and eating cereal, this could be a breeze.

Rain: Totally.

(Jordan and Rain fo a fist pump)

(A montage shows how Jordan and Rain learn about camera angles, film expressions, etc.)

(Screen shows Jordan and Rain getting out of school for the day)

Jordan: Man, that was awesome.

Rain: I know, right?

Jordan: Yus! Now let's see how we would do at an action film, now!

(Jordan, Rain, and Jason watch the revised version of their film)

Jordan: Hey, now wer'e not it garbage, but we're in awesomeness!

Rain: Yeah!

Jason: Holy PISS! We could be frickin' rich off of this!

Rain: Yeah, we could!

All Three: LEEEEZ GOOOO!!!!

The End. ©2014 by Dude2000.