User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/GENDER-FLIPPED 3.0: Coming November 4th

[Close-up of Krazy's face.]

Krazy: Dude!

''[Zoom out to show both Krazy and Dude sitting in a police vehicle with personalised police outfits. Dude is driving.]''

Krazy: When was it ever a good idea to steal a police car and their outfits?

Dude: There's no such thing as a good idea when you're this apesh-- crazy... Krazy!

''[Dude laughs maniacally while Krazy looks at the steering wheel. The wheel is covered in pleghm, which Krazy traces his thumb in.]''

Krazy: They hide DNA-tracking devices in their outfits, I'm sure.

[Krazy digs in the police outfit's pocket and finds AL-KEY-HOL-O-METER 5000.]

Krazy: (whispering) Yes.

''[Krazy obliviously rubs his finger against the sensor... which puts him in electronic shackles.]''

Krazy: What the Shuckle-shackle?

[The AL-KEY-HOL-O-METER 5000 states the Miranda warning in an electronic voice.]

AL-KEY-HOL-O-METER 5000: ''You have been tested positive for Methylenedioxymethamphetamine which means you must be arrested and taken to jail. You have the right to remain silent...''

''[Krazy repeatedly presses the 'OFF' button with his nose however it starts to shackle his nose. He exclaims in a nasal voice.]''

Krazy: Nooo! Dude, why did you take drugs?

[Dude pauses and thinks for a while.]

Dude: I don't know.

''[Krazy looks with contempt at Dude until it is revealed that Nyan is watching from a portal, which she later disappears from. A cosmic-looking Nyan is trapped in the Alternate Reality Travel Dimension, which appears to be thousands of portals in a blank, green atmosphere with lime green and white stars.]''

Nyan: Well...

[She shudders.]

Nyan: Never going to the Dude Is A Crazy Drug Addict Reality again.

''[We see the Gender-Flipped house in the DIACDA Reality. Stace and Bagel are talking to each other.]''

Stace: You want some food?

Bagel: What do we have?

Stace: Uh...

[She walks slowly into the kitchen and looks in the fridge.]

Stace: Drugs, drugs, more of Dude's drugs, Dude's Drugs, Don't Touch or Die, drugs, more drugs... Tic-Tacs?

[Bagel pauses.]

Bagel: Sure, throw 'em here.

[Stace throws the Tic-Tac box to Bagel, who starts eating one then pauses before swallowing one.]

Bagel: Yeeaaaah... these are drugs.

Gender-Flipped 3.0.

New Episodes Every Friday Starting November 4th.