Talk:Wario/@comment-27178869-20140514234629/@comment-4780559-20140514235615

I imagine Wario getting drunk and having a one-night stand with a woman(who unbeknowst to him has reality-warping power). He gets out of there(without calling her, that jerk) and 9 months later, she basically leaves Hailey at his doorstep. This is why Hailey is mean to Wario, as she has never known her mother and thinks that Wario cant understand her.