User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/Just Call Me Bong (Coming November 2nd, 2015)

''[Krazy pops his head out from behind a wall. He is for some reason in a ninja costume.]''

Krazy: The coast's clear?

Unknown assailant: Yup.

Krazy: Alright, let's go.

[Krazy is about to jump up to the roof of a building when a couple is walking with their pones to their heads playing Pokémon Go.]

Man: Oh, my God! Look, babe, I found an Octillery!

''[The man uses his Pokéball on Krazy. He is not amused.]''

Man: Oh, come on! That hit him!

Woman: Honey, Octillery's not in the game yet. But look I found a Sandslash.

[The unknown assailant is revealed to be Drillhead.]

Woman: Oh, crap, no, it's a Snorlax.

[A singular tear runs down Drillhead's right eye.]

[The end.]

Hello there, I'm Mrs Chanandler Bong! But you can just call me Bong. Actually, please don't--that's the title of the show now? No, change it!

[Arguing from the producers.]

You know what? I quit. I quit, you [blurred-mouth swearing]!

''[Blurred-mouth swearing continues as we zoom out to a news reporter in a news studio who is showing the video live on television. News banner appears saying: "Watermelon King drunkenly stumbled into church and got stung by a jellyfish. R.I.P.: His buns were very juicy"]''

News reporter: Looks like she's had too much Mrs Chanandler Bongs!

[Obviously pre-recorded canned laughter and typical jingle music plays as a still image of the news reporter sticking his thumbs up, creepily and fakely smiling and squinting his eyes is shown.]

It's the Mrs. Chanandler Bong Sketch Show

But you can Just Call Me Bong