User blog:*mynameischrome*/Mario's Coma

(totally not a rip-off of Ash's Coma, you know, the one with the bad fan-fic ending.)

I have a theory that Mario is in a coma. I'm making this blog because I mentioned this theory in Candhfan's blog.

So, the entire Mario series is Mario in a coma. How could hills have eyes, how can Luigi jump that high, and how did turtles mutate to stand on two legs, and how does the king of the koopas breathe fire? How did mushrooms begin to grow a face, and how do giant bullets travel so slow, and have eyes and arms?

Well, the only logical explanation would be that Mario is just a regular plumber in reality, who lives in Brooklyn with nothing special about Mario. But once he went into a plumbing accident, and now he's in a coma. This explains why there's things that make no sense, like Mario growing a raccoon tail, floating pennies, the monster piano, jumping into painting dimensions, and many other things that can't be possible in reality.

Luigi was Mario's partner who helped him unclog toilets. He looked up to Luigi. He was his best friend, so when Mario went into the coma, he dreamed that Luigi could do more then he could.

Peach is Mario's girlfriend or wife in reality. Mario loves Peach, and Peach loves Mario.

Bowser is Mario's mean boss, like Foreman Spike in the original "Wrecking Bros.". Bowser, in the games, is so towering and powerful, but Mario can always beat him because he wants his boss gone. The goombas and koopas are actually the workers that love to bully Mario and Luigi.

Fawful and Midbus are workers of the rivaling company of the plumbing company, who is more successful then Bowser. So Mario, Bowser and Luigi hate Fawful and Midbus. The Dark Star represents Fawful and Midbus' motives and power over the plumbing company.

Dimentio is a comedian that Mario sees on that one TV channel all day. But then he got fired for doing something bad or messing up an act. Mario was saddened by this, so he dreamt that Dimentio was bad.

The Paper Mario series is what Mario dreams of when he was paperwork to fill in for his job.

Lakitus are bully workers that beat up Mario. The spinies hurt Mario in the games, so that can represent punches and blows Mario takes from it.

Mario's favorite food is Mushrooms, so he imagines if he eats one in his coma, he grows and gets powerful.

1-UPs are an expensive kind of mushrooms Mario can't afford in reality, so he dreams of tasting one in the dream. That explains why they're slightly rare in the series.

If you have any more things you would like to explain, leave them in the comments.

-Chrome