User blog comment:HomestarSB9/Homestar Rants Episode 1 - Nick Studio 10/@comment-67.61.210.169-20130317162545

Recently, I was watching SpongeBob on Nick, and all of a sudden in the middle of it, this crap interrupted it for an "important announcement" featuring a stupid robot saying "poo"!

Grrrrr'rrrrrRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICK, THIS IS THE LAST TIME, THE LAST GOD DAMN TIME I AM WATCHING YOUR ABOMINATED OBLIVIOUSLY STUPIDLY RETARDEDLY COCKY FERTILIZER-SELLING CROSSWALKERY!! I AM MOVING OVER TO NICKTOONS, CARTOON NETWORK, AND THE HUB!!!! AT LEAST THEY DON'T INTERRUPT THEIR SHOWS HALF WAYS!!!!! BECAUSE IF THEY START THEIR EVEN CRAPPIER NICK STUDIO 10 REPLICATIONS AND I AM WATCHING AN IMPRORTANT MLP SPECIAL AND THIS S**T INTERRUPTS IT I AM GONNA STAB SCEWERS TO THE CABLE BOX, SLICE THE TV IN HALF WITH AN AXE, AND PERSONALY BLOW MY FIRECRACKERS, AND LOANS DOWN THE TV'S GOD DAMN CHIPS!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

[hyperventillating, calms down, sighs]

Nickelodeon, you came from the s**t to plain s**t.

~MattBoo