User blog:*mynameischrome*/DUNDERepisode 2: frisk LEARN TO cook

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 * frisk:
 * undyne: (BURSTS THROUGH WALL) FRISK UR GONNA LEARN HOW 2 COOK FOOD
 * frisk:
 * (cut to undyne house)
 * undyne: the first ingrediant to spaghetti is PUNCHED BRICKS SO PUNCH THAT BRICK U SCRUB
 * frisk: (pap)
 * undyne: good my child you are LEARNING NOW SCREAM AAAAAA
 * frisk:
 * dunderdyne: i know u can
 * frisk:
 * undyne: why
 * frisk:
 * billy:
 * DYNE: NOW LETS MAKE SPAGHET FIRST YOU PUT THE ROCK INTO THE SPGAHETTI (SLAAAM) AND THEN YOU APPLY ASPIC (BLORB) AND PLAIN WHITE SAUCE (IRNGIJMXIFHMMMIFXHUMHFUHFIMJ)
 * frisk:
 * undnye: and then you PUNCH I T
 * frisk: (pap x2)
 * undyne: yeees
 * frisk:
 * (sudden CHARA)
 * chara: hey guys are you cooking
 * frisk:
 * undiner: OH MY GOD CHARA GET OUT U MURDERER
 * chara: i only wanna cook why u gotta be so rood fish lady (donates 73,000 to charity) (gives to the poor) (finds a cure for cancer and mass produces it free) (ends poverty, famine, discrimination, crime, war, etc) (literally makes world peace)
 * undyne: NO TO SOLVE PROBLEMS WE MUST BE VIOLENT (undyoes-- i mean undoe everything chara did with VIOLENCE) now
 * chara: u monster
 * frisk:
 * undyne: NOW WE MUST COOK
 * frisk:
 * chara: :)
 * undyne: papyrus help us cook
 * papyrus: okay (helps)
 * undyne: NOW WE MUST APPLY BURNING HOT TEA
 * frisk:
 * papyrus: (applies) NOW WHAT
 * undyne: now we APPLY ALL THE ANIME EVER
 * alphys: OH BOY
 * undyne: yeeeaaaa
 * alphys: hehehehe (pours anime in the spaghetti)
 * undyne: hehehehe (pours more anime in the spaghetti)
 * @oldmanchaos: finally i can get the animeness that i lost in the war back (eats whole spaghetti) (is anime)
 * undyne: lol that only lasts 2 seconds because we only applied the crappy bootleg animes
 * @oldmanchaos: u immature lil fishsCRUB (LOSES animeness) noNonNnnoNnonoNoNoNoNonooNoonOoOoOoOOOooOooOoOo
 * (pan to sky as everyone laughs)
 * (everybody burns up in the eventual explosion of the sun as everything mankind has ever made is dead)