The Beginning of the Beginning - Part 1 (transcript)

The Beginning of the Beginning - Part 1 is the first episode of WeirdWorld. It is about the show's protagonist, Bob, exploring the land of WeirdWorld, after being transported there due to his father's portal.

Transcript
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 * (The camera zooms through a house's window and into its sitting room)
 * Narrator: Meet Bob, your average 12-year-old kid. (Cut to Bob sitting on a couch holding a game controller, which he frantically presses) With a not-so-average family. (Cut to another room, where a white-haired, bearded scientist is experimenting using pieces of rock. His wife walks in.)
 * Bob's Mother: (to Bob's Father) What are you doing, fusing pieces of rocks together? I told you that crap wouldn't work.
 * Bob's Father: I'm making a portal!
 * Bob's Mother: How can you make a rock portal? And what are you gonna do with it anyway?
 * Bob's Father: You don't know anything about science, do you?
 * Bob's Mother: See you around, GLaDOS. (walks off) (starts shouting) IT'S DINNER TIME, BOB! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
 * Bob (from another room): Come on! I just have to make one more cat explode!
 * (We see the family cat, who is ginger, walk in, shivering, presumably from what is on the game screen)
 * Bob's Mother: Halo Kitty again? I told you that Snuffykins doesn't like that!
 * (He walks to the dinner table, shrugging his shoulders)
 * Narrator: As you can see, Bob's parents aren't necessarily the best. But, one day, everything changed either for the better or for the worse. I'm not bothered which option is true, you pick.
 * (We see a time card saying "TWO MONTHS LATER")
 * (Bob is in a spaceship, eating dinner. A giant Big Mac bursts out of his chest, snarling. He wakes up screaming.)
 * Narrator: Fooled you. That wasn't the moment that changed Bob's life. This is.
 * (After getting out of bed, Bob creeps into his dad's science room, where his dad is snoring with his head buried in the half-formed portal. Bob takes his father's head out of the portal, and starts kicking the portal, until it breaks apart and the light receding from it turns green. Suddenly, Bob also turns green and then disappears. The screen turns black.)
 * (Right after, we see Bob go through a purple spiraling vortex. Dogs, spaghetti, and cans of Coca-Cola appear all around him.)
 * Bob: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! HELP ME! IS ANYONE THERE? CAN YOU HEAR ME? (He falls onto a giant candy cane)

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