User blog:Positron has already been registered/The Sammyclassicsonicfan Show Episode 1: Don't Hate on Classic Sonic

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Sammyclassicsonicfan: DON'T HATE ON CLASSIC FRICKIN SONIC YOU FRICKS!

IF YOU'D STOP BEING IMMENSELY CRITICAL ABOUT CLASSIC SONIC NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE EVER FRICKIN HAPPENED!

SHUT THE FRICK UP ABOUT YOUR FRICKIN MODERN SONIC, BECAUSE THOSE ARE FRICKING OVERRATED!

JUST GIVE CLASSIC SONIC A CHANCE AND STOP LIKING SONIC ADVENTURE OR SONIC 06!!!!!!

PLEASE DONT HATE ON IT ANYMORE!!!

AND ANOTHER THING - IF YOU FRICKS WOULD FRICKIN LIKE CLASSIC SONIC, SEGA MIGHT BRING CLASSIC SONIC BACK!!!

AND ANOTHER THING - IM 15 YOU FRICKIN FRICKS!!!

(jumps around and slams his sonic plushies into the ceiling while screaming)

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