User blog:EliNinja/Nickelodeon Fanon Channel Upfront 2015



TEH UPFRONT FOR stufwutever

Chapitur One: Da BrandRe
The Nickelodeon Fanon channel has rebranded on March 1st, 2015 (which was GaSday, but NOBODY CARES ;

Question 1: Why is the new logo a blimp?
Becuz blimps are awesome

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I'M DONE

(slams the door)

Question 2: Why is the rebrand so colorful?
Becuz the channel needs a moar colorful enviroment if it wants excitement into it.

THINK ABOUT THE KIDS, MAN!



FINAL QUESTION (wo0t): Why are the new mascots called "Plumps"?
OKAY THAT'S IIIIIIIT!!!

(guns the questioner woman)

(bullet bounces off the questioner's tit)

(bullet shoots the Upfronter's eye)

AGH, MY EYE (blegh)

Mr. Moose
EliNinja's new show about a Canadian "potato moose".....from Canada

Premieres March 10th, 2015

Da Plug
A new game review show hosted by two people who like playing classic video games.

Premieres March 17th, 2015

Short Theater
A bunch of shorts watched by some puppets.

Premieres March 20th, 2015

Chapytar DREEEEEE: TV Everywhere
Yey, Nickelodeon Fanon has finally been picked up by Sling TV.

Now you can throw acid on your ACTUAL TV



Chapater Fork: A new app (Wo0T wO0t)
Yesh, a new iOS Nickelodeon Fanon app with games and vids will come to app stores on October 5th, 2020 March 19th, 2015 (lol not really)



TEH END
Welp, that ends this upfront.

Time to die

(kills everyone)