VECTOR LAND (location)

"WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE VECTOR LAND. PLEASE AGREE TO THE VECTOR LAND RULES STATED TO THE LEFT."

VECTOR LAND is a green box that is big enough to fit two towns.

GAMECUBE SHOP
The GAMECUBE SHOP is a wooden shack that sells

Rules
The rules were mentioned in a list at chromeyness.com.
 * 1) READ THE RULES.
 * 2) IGNORE RULE NUMBER 1.
 * 3) IGNORE THOSE RULES ABOVE.
 * 4) DO NOT RUN.
 * 5) DO NOT SPIN.
 * 6) DO NOT CROUCH.
 * 7) DO NOT RUN WHILE SPINNING.
 * 8) DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT RUNNING AND SPINNING WHILE CROUCHING.
 * 9) IF THERE IS AN IMPLOSION, STARE DIRECTLY AT IMPLOSION.
 * 10) IF THERE IS A FIRE, DON'T BOTHER PUTTING IT OUT.
 * 11) IF YOU SEE SOMEONE RUNNING WHILE SCREAMING, IGNORE THEM AND CONTINUE WITH YOUR DAY.
 * 12) THERE IS NO OPPOSITE DAY.
 * 13) DO NOT TRY AND BREAK OPEN THE EXIT.
 * 14) DO NOT EAT VANILLA PUDDING. IF IT IS POISON, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO EAT VANILLA PUDDING.
 * 15) YOU CAN ONLY EAT CHOCOLATE PUDDING WHILE JUMPING.
 * 16) BROOMS ARE ILLEGAL.
 * 17) BACON IS ILLEGAL.
 * 18) EAGLES ARE ILLEGAL.
 * 19) ILL EAGLES ARE LEGAL.
 * 20) IF THERE IS AN EMERGENCY, DO NOT DIAL 9-1-1. ACCEPT YOUR FATE.
 * 21) IF YOU ARE TOO TALL TO ENTER A DOOR, DO NOT ENTER DOOR.
 * 22) IF YOU ARE TOO SHORT TO ENTER A DOOR, PLEASE ENTER THE DOOR.
 * 23) DISCOING IS ILLEGAL.
 * 24) DON'TTRYTOESCAPE
 * 25) PANCAKES ARE ILLEGAL.
 * 26) WAFFLES ARE ILLEGAL.
 * 27) DO NOT READ THIS BACKWARDS.
 * 28) STEALING IS LEGAL.
 * 29) MONEY IS ILLEGAL.
 * 30) BILL GATES DOES NOT EXIST.
 * 31) DON'TTRYTOESCAPEDON'TTRYTOESCAPE

Trivia

 * Apparently, the owner of VECTOR LAND is Chrome's Gameboy.
 * Oddly, there is one Papa Squeegee restaurant.