User blog comment:SuperSaiyanKirby/SSK Hates Episode Two: SSK REALLY Hates Nick Studio 10 and current Nickelodeon/@comment-8471655-20130806001206

P.S. Not only did Nick have its own app, but Cartoon Network is doing so too (actually CN did first and then "Nick" as it calls itself did it). And in competition terms, the Cartoon Network app is kicking butt!

The Cartoon Network app looks very decent and I might get it soon. And its stuff looks great. Regular Show's Best Park in the Universe (* At This Moment in Time) game was by the looks of it right when the commercials said it was epic, and the Beemo app seems so interesting and cute. And the Nick app? Good God... where do I start?

To show you what I mean, here's one commercial for each app.



The Cartoon Network app commercial isn't the best commercial I saw, but it's not bad. Cartoon Network wanted to make sure people would be excited for their app, and they did it very decently and pretty well and they're not doing it too much to the break of annoyance. Not to mention it WAS kind of funny. Poor C. And, I'm actually looking forward to this app.

And the Nick app? Jesus cow slapper, Nick, you're trying WAY too hard here! Oh, let's not forget! THAT GOD DAMN CYCLOPS! I remember first seeing this commercial. When this... thing popped up, this was how I reacted...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN DID MIKE LOZOWSKY MAKE WHOOPIE WITH A CAVEMAN?!?!"

This cyclops passes Jeff the Killer and Splaat in scare level for me! If I always get prepared with a doggy bag when I'm eating/sick and am watching Nick now.

And not only that, but this commercial is annoying and the app itself looks crappy and unappealing. If you like show interruptions, cheap gross-outs, corny teen dramas, and a self-caring money loving poor excuse of a company that shares the same name of something classic (no, not you, Disney, go home, you're drunk), then this so-called "app" is just the nonsensical waste of celluloid for you.

I'd choose the Cartoon Network app in ¼ of a nanosecond over this half-assed crap any day.