User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/I ♥ Kilts // Jessica Plz // Original Song

Disclaimer
Jessica Plz is supposed to be utter bullshit. That's the joke.

Lyrics
(upbeat bagpipes, accordions and pianos)

(happy voice) I heart kilts

And also leprechauns

Oh shit wrong country

Can I get anything right?

(out of tune) I haven't been doing anything right ever since I have been born

I mess up everything I do

Why do I bother to liiiive?

I'm gonna kill myself tomorrow

What is the point of liiiife?

(happy again) I HEART KILTS