User blog:EliNinja/Dudeshow - S1 E9 - Acrophobia

S1 E9 - Acrophobia - Skitz has to overcome her fear of heights when the rest of the gang go on an extreme rollercoaster called "The Killercoaster".

Dedication
This episode of Dudeshow is dedicated to writer and voice actor Steve Viksten, who worked for succesful shows such as "Hey Arnold" (aired from 1996 - 2004), "Rugrats" (aired from 1991 - 2004), "Duckman"  (aired from 1994 - 97), "Recess" (aired from 1997 - 2001) and "The Simpsons" (started in 1989). He will be remembered, always.

In Loving Memory of Steve Viksten, July 19th, 1960 - June 23rd, 2014

Theme Song
Early to bed

Early to rise

Picking my nose

Wasting my time

These are my good habits

These are my bad habits

But I never stop, feeling fine

Acrophobia
(Screen shows Dude and the gang at the Fandford Amusment Park (FAP), going to the "Killercoaster")

Dude: Killer!

Krazy: Coaster!

NyanGir: Killer!

Skitz (weakly): Coaster....

(Dude, Krazy, and NyanGir look at Skitz, frowning)

Dude: Aren't you excited for the ride, Skitz?

Skitz: Not really...

Krazy: Why not?

NyanGir: Why the fuck aren't 'cha?

Skitz: I just.... I'm uh..., I'll be right back.

(Dude follows her to the bathroom)

Dude: Skitz, why aren't you happy about going to the rollercoaster.......

Skitz: because.... I'm... I have.... oh Dude...

Dude: Just tell me Skitz.... why the hell aren't you happy about the ride?

(Skitz starts crying quietly)

Dude: Skitz, what's wrong?

Skitz: I HAVE ACROPHOBIA, OKAY?! I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!!!!! OKAY?! DUDE?!

(Dude looks at Skitz, frightened, then attemps to run away, with Skitz stopping him)

Skitz (with tears): I'm sorry, Dude. Just, please don't tell anyone.

Dude: Don't worry, I won't. I'm no snitch.

(Flashbacks start)

Dude (flashback): Krazy stole money from a purse!

Krazy (flashback): Dude!

Dude (flashback): NyanGir stole Kayem's phone

NyanGir (flashback): Dude!

Dude (flashback): Dad stole your lipstick, Mom!

Dude's Dad (flashback): Dude!

(Flashbacks end)

Dude: Okay, maybe I am quite a snitch, sometimes. Come back out when your ready.

(Screen shows Dude huddling with NyanGir and Krazy, with Skitz still in the bathroom)

Dude (whispering) Skitz is afraid of heights, but don't tell her I said that.

Krazy: Okay.

Dude: (whispering) sorry I snitched though. You can snitch on me near the end of this episode.

NyanGir: Okay, here she comes.

(The 3 quickly dishuddle as Skitz comes back)

Dude: Ohai.

(The gang gets on the rollercoaster)

(The coaster reaches up all the way to above the clouds)

Dude: Here we go!

(The coaster goes down)

The gang: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (plerp)

(Screen shows the gang at the hospital)

Skitz (smirking): Welp... seems like..... the grass..... IS much greener..... on the other side.

Krazy: Dude told us you have acrophobia!

(Skitz attempts to kick Dude, but accidentally pulls a hammy)

Skitz: Ah, crap! Pulled a hammy. Oh God.

Dude: Tee hee.

The End. ©2014 by Dude2000.