User blog comment:Stelios7/Where has Noah gone?/@comment-4239147-20120407171629

Noah built a boat to transfer all his pet lions to the zoo. However, he was captured by Mexican Arabian pirates who only spoke Gibberish. Noah was then taken to Monkey Island. There, flying pigs brought him to King Kong. King Kong stole Noah's kidneys and sold them on EBay.

That's what happened to Noah. I think...