User blog:Kellysinaga/Kelly Sporks Her Past Blog Posts: Episode 1 (Captain's Log 070314)

''Welcome to the first iteration of KSHPBP. Today I'm just going to take a random blog post from my archive of past blog posts, and spork them in no order whatsoever. As you can see, commentary will be in italics.'' ''This one's from 2014. Back when I was a weeb/6th grader. Oh God why. So, let's start!''

DANG. I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN 1000 YEARS WHEN YOU BECOME CYBORGS AND EAT CAKE EVERYDAY AND VANELLOPE BECOMES PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD AND STARFLEET DEFEATED A HORDE OF TALKING SPACE NOSES

''Ooh boy, capslock RandomXD humor that I thought was funny back then. Oh, and also niche Star Trek/WIR jokes or something like that. I still like both Star Trek and WIR (lowkey, though) but I just think the whole "I'm a potato lol uwu" humor pretty much annoying now, honestly (who doesn't?)''

(Kinda) Good News, thoEdit
I'm makin' a game after 2 weeks of the EEEVVVIIILLL that is Mid Tests (or, 'Continual Assessments'_). It stars a girl and a hella old GBC that she got for her 5th birthday.

The pro's name is Litvak. idk tho

''And I never made that game! Heck, I forgot this even freaking existed until I reviewed this blog post 4 years later. The character in it was never even used anymore for the past 4 years.''

I'm too busy and I just died in a pool of chocolate milk.Edit
OKAY.

I'M PROBABLY GONNA BE REALLY BUSY THIS WEEK BECAUSE I HAVE dA COMMISHES

AND I HAVE TO COMPLETE THE GAME, ILLUSTRATE A FANLOID, RE-DRAW AN UTAU, AND STALK JEROME

''Says past me, not knowing that one commission isn't much of a big dealio, and it's for a tiny profile picture pixel icon. Oh, how much of a naive child I was. I never completed the game either, but I did draw the OC (though didn't redraw the UTAU). Stalk Jerome? What was I thinking? Oh, I was a Team Crafted fangirl back then (when the fandom was actually alive at the time)''

Yume Nikki fangames.Edit
While my parents are in Singapore of a medical check-up and things like stuff like that like, I'll be playing games and getting fat on pizza.

Spoilers: I didn't play any fan games (my old Mac was, well, that) and did not gain extra weight on pizza.