Relative Day: Transcript

Relative Day is the 59th episode of Curiousgorge66's Adventures.

Cast

 * Gorge
 * Chrome
 * Bagel

Transcript
(a banner is being placed up with reads "Relative Day")

Gorge: Wow. I didn't know the banner could come up really fast.

Chrome: Yes, it's relative day. Janice Fitzgerald is coming today.

Bagel: I think Hagel is coming.

Gorge: I think my sister already knows about this...

Chrome: You have a sister?

Bagel: And you didn't tell us?

Chrome: Look! There's the Loud family!

Gorge: Wait, there she is!

(cut to a bus dropping off a female figure)

Gorge: It's been so long...

Julie: Yeah, I heard you've been fighting evil figures and a dimensional overlord. Me, I've been fighting demons and Japanese monsters.

Gorge: Chrome, Bagel, this is my sister, Julie.

Julie: Nice to meet you.

Chrome: She looks nice.

Julie: That's not the half of it! (Julie turns on some J-rock)

Chrome: And she's interested in Japanese culture!

Julie: Japanese anime, you mean.

Chrome: OK.

Bagel: Gorge, tell Julie what's been going on since you parted ways.

Gorge: Well... first, there was this villain named Dores... he used to be my friend until Nova blackmailed him... and then he made up a ridiculous plan which could easily be stopped... and then he threatened to take out Crazville and everyone living there with it... and then, long story short, this otter came and I don't know why... and then we faced Nova in a big brawl... and then a bunch of stuff happened over the summer, Halloween and Christmas... Nova was stealing stuff related to holidays... and then I wrote a poem and made a film for theaters that ended up in a film festival... then The Barber got cancelled and replaced with "The Creamies" which itself got cancelled... and then Chrome and Bagel opened up a haunted house near my house... and that's about it.

Chrome: Wow, that's a lot of backstory!

Gorge: I know. All that in 1 year and four months, nonetheless!

Julie: Oh, yeah. During my travels, I defeated demons, fell in love with several anime characters, defeated Japanese monsters, the usual stuff you see in Japanese anime.

Chrome: Not as much backstory, but it's great.

Julie: Is that an Invader Zim anime watch?

Gorge: Thanks for noticing... I'm borrowing it from GIR and I need to take it back soon.

Julie: OK.

Gorge: Let's see... I've also been to a lot of places. Heck, I even have a stash of Caffeine-free Sun Drop in my basement.

Julie: I have a stash of Mountain Dew Voltage in mine.

Gorge: Oh, right. I have a Coke sprayer. Oh, and a backup sword in case the villain is too strong to defeat with Coke.

Julie: I use anime-style weapons because I watch a lot of anime.

Chrome: You read too much manga.

Julie: I know, because I love anime.

(TBA)

Trivia

 * A year and four months alludes to how long Curiousgorge66's Adventures has been airing at the time the episode was aired.