User blog:IAmBagel/Another KRA Sneak Peak Sorta Whatever

NOTE: This series is kinda/sorta suggested for a mature audience. Make sure your mommy is reading the script with you (Lol)

This isn't the finished version of the script, I still need to add more and fix some stuff:

(We cut to Yirby’s house)

Yirby: Ahh..what a peaceful morni-

(Ding-Dong!)

Yirby: Coming!

(Yirby opens the door, and sees Kirby)

Yirby: Kirby? I-Is that you!

Kirby: I don’t know. Why don’t you tell me. I’m pink, I’m round. *Grabs a beer bottle, sucks it up, and gains a beer ability*

Kirby: And I can gain powerful abil-*feels glass coming down his throat* HOLYSHITTHATWASABADIDEA*passes out*

Yirby: Dude, I haven’t seen you since college! What’s up?

(Silence because Kirby passed out)

Yirby: You okay?

(Silence again)

Yirby:….*kicks Kirby*

(We cut to Kirby sitting on Yirby’s couch with an ice pack on his head)

Yirby: So, what have you been doing since college?

Kirby: Living on the streets, drinking beer, mooching off strangers, drinking beer, attempting to rob people, drinking beer, A-

Yirby: *interrupts* Wait. You have no place to live?

Kirby: Pretty much. My parents moved back to Dream Land and I have no idea where the fuck my relatives are. Probably trying to get far away from me as possible.

Yirby: Wow.

Kirby: I know. Got any beer?

Yirby: No.

Kirby: *grabs Yirby and points a gun at his head* I’m sorry, what was that?

Yirby: I don’t have any beer.

Kirby: You’re tempting me to shoot.

Yirby: *Sighs* Fine, I’ll buy beer for you.

Kirby: Good. *points two guns at Yirby* Buy TWO.

Yirby: Finnneee…..*exits the house*

(Is about to go into the car, when he realizes that the car isn’t there)

Yirby: Eh?

(Looks around and sees the car crashed into the neighbor’s house)

Yirby: Oh crap! The neighbor’s gonna be pissed!

(Yirby sees note on the ground)

(Note Reads: Dear Yirby. In the past millersecond, I went to see if I could still drive. Evidently not. Sincerely, Kirby.)

(Pinkie Pie walks out of the house)

Yirby: Double crap! She’s gonna notice!

(Yirby tries to sneak around the neighbor’s house)

Pinkie Pie: HEY! ASSWHIPE!

Yirby: *sighs* Hello, Pinkie. What appears to be the problem?

Pinkie Pie: I’LL TELL YA WHAT THE PROBLEM IS! *Holds up a gallon of milk* I CAN’T OPEN THIS F***ING MILK GALLON!

Yirby: Uhh…sorry about’ your luck?

Pinkie Pie: OH, AND THERE’S THIS CAR IN MY HOUSE. I’M KEEPING IT. IT’S A GOOD DECORATION.

(Pinkie Pie walks back into teh house)

Yirby: *Sighs* There goes my car..

(Yirby continues to walk)

(Meanwhile)

(Kirby is sitting watching TV)

Kirby: Ugh. Nothin’ to watch.

(Door knock)

(Kirby opens the door)

(Nigel is at the door)

Kirby: Got any beer?

Nigel: Noooo…who are you?

Kirby: George Freaking Washing, no duh!

Nigel:….

Kirby: Okay, fine, I’m Kirby. Yirby’s friend from college.

Nigel: Oh. Got any hookers?

Kirby: What?!

Nigel: I said: “Got.Any.Hookers?”

Kirby: No….why do you ask?

Nigel: Oh, no reason….got any porn?

(Kirby slams the door)

Kirby: Pervert.

(Meanwhile)

(Yirby reaches the Gas Station)

Yirby: Hopefully they have beer here.

(Yirby enters the Gas Station)

Random Person: WELCOME TO THE MAGICAL GAS STATION LAND!

Yirby: What the?

Random Person: WHERE YOU WILL FIND: SODA,SNACKS,AND MOAR!

Yirby: Okkkayy…th-

Random Person: AND BEER! REEB! ASHASHUHA

Yirby:…*Walks into the beer section of the Gas Station*

Yirby: Wow. They’ve got lots of beer here. I wonder which one Kirby wa-

(Kirby suddenly appears)

Kirby: ANY WILL DO!

(Kirby vanishes)

Yirby:…Okkkayyy…

(Yirby grabs a beer container and walks up to the register)

Yirby: Hello, I would like to buy t-

(A random person enters the store with a gun)

Random Person: THIS IS A ROBBERY! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!

(The customers get down on the floor)

Yirby: Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap.

(Meanwhile)

(Kirby is watching TV)

Kirby: This sitcom is good. It’s got a lot of well-developed characters.

(Nigel suddenly appears)

Nigel: It sure does.

Kirby: What the f***topus? When did you get here?

Nigel: About 3 seconds ago.

Kirby: Get out.

Nigel: Nah.

Kirby: Get out.

Nigel: Nah.

(Kirby grabs a gun)

Kirby: Get.Out.

(Nigel grabs a bazooka)

Nigel: Nah.

Kirby:…Aw, S**** you win.

(Kirby sits on the couch with a pouty face)

(News suddenly comes on)

Kirby and Nigel: What the?

Anchorman: We interrupt your program to bring you breaking news. A hostage situation is currently taking place at the Gassy Gas Gas Station.

Kirby: Oh crap, that’s where Yirby is!

Nigel: We gotta save him!

Kirby: To the Car Mobile!

(Kirby and Nigel run outside, get into the Yirby’s car which is still stuck to the neighbor’s house, and drives away)

Pinkie Pie: HEY! MY DECORATION!

(Meanwhile)

(The Police are outside the gas station)

Cop: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS U-

(Robber shoots the cop and he falls to the floor)

(Awkward silence)

Cop #2: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS U-

(Robber shoots the other cop and he falls to the floor)

Sheriff: Dammit, all of our greatest cops are being shot!

(Kirby and Nigel crash the car into the ground and get out)

Kirby: I SHALL SOLVE THIS!

Nigel: I NEED PORN!

Sheriff: You two aren’t cops!

Kirby: I CAN FIX THAT!

(Kirby grabs a random part from the car and writes “Cop” on it)

Kirby: HERE.