User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/KRAZY VS. LIFE: "I Had a Nightmare" and "Polar Opposites" Script Parts

[Krop and Drillhead kiss before Drillhead says he wants to break up with her]

Krop: I love you.

Drillhead: See, that's what I--

[The saliva goes into Robot-Krop's wires and her head explodes]

Drillhead: Uhh... I think we should see other people.

[Drillhead runs away]​

Krazy: [looking at the baby] Aww, it's so beautiful. Can I hold it?

Drillhead: Last time you held a kid, you dropped it and it went to hospital. But that kid was a brat so totally, yeah, you can hold it!

Krazy: [holding the baby] It's so sad that she'll never see her mother. I know she deserves it.

Rebel McCrookson: Hey, guys... It doesn't have a name. Maybe we could call it Rebel Sr.

Drillhead: I'm not going to name my kid after its father's best friend.

Rebel: Wait, I'm your best friend?

Drillhead: You know you are.

Krazy: You dick, you told me I was your best friend!

Drillhead: (laughs) You have more than one.

Krazy: You can?! Shit, I have to apologize to a lot of people. I'mma make some calls. [he leaves and gives the baby to Drillhead]

Drillhead: I think we should name it Crap-Bag.

Rebel: Aww, just like its grandfather!