Thread:Curiousgorge66/@comment-24491361-20150224003257

>be me

>be 16 >had an obsession over Sophie 1 year ago >the next day later >I get rekt on Chatzy >I was pissed off >Until, I felt a warmth on my back >it was the mighty Otterlord's hand, it was SOPHIE! >Sophie said "it's all otter now." >then she vanished into thin air

>I sobbed quietly >Sophie is right >it is all otter now >I can't believe the one and only mighty otterlord has betrayed me >she didn't fill my butt with his love or anything, she just left me here to suffer >Sophie is hate I say, >Sophie comes back >"Oodelay! I got'a present for ya!" >Shrek gives me otter feces, and SLAPS MY FACE, GIVING ME A RED MARK ON MY CHEEK

>I just got rekt

>AGAIN >Sophie leaves >I cannot live anymore knowing that my otterlord hates me >so I let my brother beat me in CoD >Sophie is hate, Sophie is death. 