User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/2015 NickFanon Con Omgitskittykatty Announcements

(Kitty walks into the panel with hands up expecting applause)

(One overexcited Krazy vs. Life fan claps like a seal)

Kitty: Geez, guys. You don't know who I am?

(silence)

Kitty: Okay, Krazy vs. Life?

(silence continues)

Kitty: Martianlovers?

(silence continues)

Kitty: Geez, you guys are dumb. I'm going.

Audience Member: You didn't make one Goddamn announcement!

Kitty: Okay, Random Audience Member Number 1, there are kids here so calm down, man.

Random Audience Member Number 1: Nope.

Kitty: (struggles to operate the microphone without looking stupid, when she is slightly inaudible, the speech shall be in italics) Okay, Jesus Christ, okay guys, Krazy vs. Life is getting another ''season. Here's ''a clip.

(Krop saying "What the hell are you--" is shown on a screen)

Kitty: That's the clip?'' (whispering is heard) You didn't have enough fucks given to give me one single clip? You guys are ch-- (notices the audience is listening)'' --awesome. You guys are chawsome for giving me the gift of... Cartoon Con. Okay, Martianlovers is renewed for two more seasons.

(One second of the Martianlovers theme is shown on a screen)

Kitty: (sighs) Okay, sorry guys but I gotta go because I outlasted my stay at the front... um, (guards try to push her off the stage) but uh, watch my new cooking parody show with... Stop pushing me, you... a gas monster without any... 'STOP IT! ... tastebuds and just fur instead ''of a nose... OKAY, I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND TALK ABOUT MY SHOW WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! '''What do I have to do?

Guard: (whispers)

Kitty: I'm not gonna flash you so sorry... (runs away) (comes back to put the microphone back) Thanks for listening, guys, I'm ''never coming back. (runs away) (comes back and puts the microphone back)''

(seal-like clapping)