What's a Pilot?

What's a Pilot?,is the pilot episode of The Patrick Show. The plot is,that while on vacation with SpongeBob,Patrick falls down a pit,and meets some friends.

Transcript
(Theme Song)

(Title Card)

SpongeBob: Isn't this nice,Patrick?

Patrick: Yeah! I love va...how do ya say it again?

SpongeBob: Vaca.....I don't remember.

Patrick: Luxury guy,how do you say the word,again?

Luxury Guy: Look it up!

Patrick: Will Mr. Washington change your mind?

(Patrick gives the luxury guy a paper clip.)

Luxury Guy: Nope.

Patrick: Aww.

SpongeBob: Patrick! Your lucky paper clip!!

(Patrick's Paper Clip rolls into a giant penny,and he dives for it.

SpongeBob: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait for me!!!

(The pit caves in,and SpongeBob is left all alone.)

Patrick: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Aww,man. To dig up these rocks,i'll need 5 dollars! Mr. Krabs only gives me a penny a month.

Patrick: Ooof. Did I just crush a bug?

Mugget: No!! Just me.

Patrick: Oh. You make a nice pillow.

Mugget: Get off!

Mugget: Oh,your new. Steve,we got a newcomer.

Stevent: I prefer you to call me Mayor Stevent.

Patrick: Hi,Mr. Gapaalsjdufryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryud6ts6drf5aq3qw3!!

Cap: BZZT!!

Patrick: A jellyfish!

(Patrick gets out his jellyfishing net,aand catches Cap.)

Cap: Get off me,Groundhoggy!!

Patrick: Wut?

Cap: Ya got an idiot here,Steve.

Stevent: MAYOR STEVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not Steve.

Charline: Calm down,Mr. Steve.

Stevent: I hate you all.

Charline: Hello. What;s your name.

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,forks?

Charline: Hello,Mr. Forks.

Mugget: He aint Forks,it says on his underwear,Patrick Star.

Charline: Hi,Mr. Underwear Patrick Star.

Patrick: Have you seen my paper clip?

Charline: No,but...

(Patrick jumps in Cap's Rocket Boat)

Cap: GAH! What is that idiot doin' in my ship!!

Mugget: Can I punch him when you get him out of here?

Stevent: Yep.

Charline: Wouldn't that be mean,Mr. Steve?

Stevent: I'm gonna go home.

(More TBA)