User blog comment:Zophi/Along With Wario and Krazy.../@comment-27178869-20140625175844

1. Water

2. Loyalty

3. Invisibility. I could go into secret places (girl's locker room, strip club, etc.) and no one would know. Could also disappear from life and rob stuff without people knowing to survive.

4. Listen

5. Blah I hate being compassionate but War, Bag, Derp, you, and Web