User blog:IAmBagel/Bagel Yells At Things: SOPA

S.O.P.A stands for "Stupid Ovals Pee Always"

Hello everyone, and welcome to another editon of Bagel Yells At Things. In light of the whole SOPA Situation, I am going to yell at SOPA today.

Why is SOPA so bad? You already know, I'm just going to tell you why it's bad again. SOPA is stupid for a number of reason:  It discourages creativity, it keeps people from meeting other people, and it will cause just about every site on the internet to get deleted.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

AND I FEEL FIIINNNEEEE (I actually don't)

How does it discourage people meeting other people? Well, let's get to the purpose of SOPA: To delete all copyrighted material on the internet. Well, friends first meet because they have a common interest in things. For example, we all met because we liked Nickelodeon and fan-made material. However, Nickelodeon is a copyrighted trademark, and we technically didn't get the "rights" to use it as our wiki name or topic. This, of course, threatens..uh.."friend-making". You won't be able to meet new friends on the internet because you won't be able to find people with a common interest because IT WILL ALL BE COPYRIGHTED.

Expanding this soon. (Or never is SOPA comes to destroy us all)