User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/Jessica Plz // Lurk

DISCLAIMER
Jessica Plz is supposed to be as dumb as humanly possible. There is no meaning to the lyrics at all!

This is a funk rock songs about... nothing

This is the first song by Jessica Plz to feature the orchestra and also the second to feature both bassists on the same song.

50 Cent stars on the song for no apparent reason

Credits

 * Krazy on vocals, bagpipes, keyboards and rhythm guitar
 * Bagel on vocals, guitar
 * Eli and Derpy on bass guitar
 * Jessica Plz Offical Orchestra
 * Destroyer and Chaos on vocals, synthesizers, keyboards and laptop
 * 50 Cent on guest vocals

Samples

 * "Suit and Tie" by Justin Timberlake (feat. Jay-Z) - main bassline (copied by Eli and Derpy)
 * "Let's Dance" by David Bowie - backing vocals for verse

Lyrics
[Krazy]

''Soooo I am a robot / Dancing in the rain''

''Dying / because robots die when they're wet''

''actually they can't die / but idgaf this is just the intro''

I can say whatever s*** I want

[Bagel: Chorus]

[RAPPING] ''These jerks are bumping up in the obituary / You motherf***ers are dying in the faculties''

''Why you always gotta decapitate some jerks / When you can lurk, lurk, lurk, lurrrrrrrkkkk''

[Krazy: Verse]

''Come on, get with it / This is the best s*** I could ever come up with''

''LET'S DANCE in the multiplication tables / LET'S DANCE so we can make up another fairy tale with princesses and princes and fables''

''Hey, I'm sorry for lurkin / But I really want us to be fur-king''

''I said f***ing not furry / Now play that motherf***ing bass, Eli and Derpy''

[Derpy & Eli Bass Solo)

[Bagel & Krazy: Chorus]

[Destroyer & Chaos: Verse]

[Derpy & Eli Bass Solo]

[Orchestra Plays (for no apparent reason)]

[Bagel & Krazy: Chorus x2]

[50 Cent]

I don't know why the f*** I'm here

[Bagel & Krazy: Chorus]