User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/GENDERLESS

Krazy: Hey, Eli. You know when we went into that gender-flip machine?

Eli: No. My memory sucks.

Stacy: (flicks Eli in the eye) I remember.

Krazy: Well, I remember seeing something that I think you will want to know.

Bagel: What did you do now, you juicy watermelon?

Krazy: Well, my savoury friend, it said if we go into that machine, eventually we will turn genderless.

Stacy: When?

Krazy: Two years.

Eli: Hey, remember when we went into that gender-flip machine? God! How long ago was that, like, two years?

Krazy: Yeeeaaaah.

Stacy: You little ass-pinch. Why and how? Why, why, why--?

Bagel: (slaps Stacy in the face) Spit it out, man... woman... thing? I'M NOT SURE ANYMORE!

Krazy: Okay, calm down. I'm sure it won't be bad.

Bagel: How are we gonna make babies now? Save my bagel kind, Krazy!

Krazy: Everyone's saving your bagel kind, they're on offer!

Bagel: (gasps) You monster.

Krazy: And Stacy, you're no better. When was the last time I saw you even doing anything with your gender?

Stacy: That-- That doesn't make any sense.

Krazy: NEITHER DOES THIS WHOLE THING! If we made sense, then I would be a real person, gender-flip machines wouldn't exist, Bagel wouldn't be able to talk or wear a hat, Eli wouldn't be... blue or whatever.

Eli: (offended) Hey! I'm a chameleon!

Krazy: I have a reusable mini-flipper in my bag. Let me just get it so we can change our gender every two years.

Stacy: What if you die before us and your gender-flipper-kajigger is in your pocket and in your grave?

Krazy: I'm a Suklon, Stace. If I die, I come back to life as a piece of coral.

Bagel: (looking into the kitchen) Where's the orange juice? And why is there a bagel?

Eli: Shoot. Busted. (stands up)

Bagel: I've told you about this. YOU DO NOT EAT MY KIND!

Krazy: This is gonna be a loooong five episodes.

GENDER-FLIPPED

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