User blog:StrongBadHR90/Quoteable Simpsons Quotes


 * "To alcahol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
 * "Join me or die. Can you do any less?"
 * "I'm not a _____, I don't even believe in Jebus."
 * "One, where's the five, two, gimme the five."
 * "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
 * "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead."
 * "I can't take this much longer, I gotta have a beer!"
 * "I'm just saying, when we die, there's gonna be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese..."
 * "Excellent."
 * "Not even for, four dollars!"
 * "Ooh ________ are mad at me, oh I'm so scared!"