User blog:Onion Senpai/Confessions

1. I kill babies

2. I find jokes about suffering funny

3. I almost killed a family that moved into my neighborhood because one of their kids stole my balloons

4. I thought Otherkin was a show Gorge made

5. I am attracted to nostrils

6. over 20 people have restraining orders against me

7. I want Chrome to run

8. I am Dave

9. I am a Zygon

10. I find people dying of starvation funny

11. I am banned from visiting the entire middle east

12. I caused several economic recessions