User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/NEW NEWS (Preview)

You haven't caught up with the news? Well GET HUNKED and get with the times! Cos this is NEW NEWS, where you'll get all the newest news that you probably don't care about! Here's some highlights, yo!

Also NOBODY is laughing at Ant & Dec. Not the online community or even the audience or even the bald guy with the beard from Coldplay with the stupidly high voice for a 40-year old man.

Also f---ing Bjork won Best International Female? That's amazing. I love her new album and it's great. She was wearing a weird plastic bubble wrap thing on her head tho which was... weird.

Simon Le Bon, from one of my favourite bands Duran Duran, got to present an award but he hated doing it. He was staring at Adele like "stupid cow I should have gotten the award"

Lily Allen beefed with James Bay over his hat... this has nothing to do with the Brits but it's stupid.

"Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow" It's even funnier when other people say it.

"To my mother, my dog and clowns" ^

[http://www.964eagle.co.uk/news/world-news/1895717/three-killed-as-tornadoes-hit-us-deep-south/ Three killed as tornadoes hit US deep south... huh. ]

Welcome to NEWS NEWS this time, the sex offender Sam Pepper is back and he's killing his best friend. Jesus, [https://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/aclk?sa=l&ai=C313NiPNhVv6BCszQWOqmvMAGvJ6DhAjUl_W7qwKtAhABIOP7kwNgu7axg9AKoAGAzqnxA8gBAakC1W7B8U6Xfz6oAwGqBIsBT9A3HusIi7o0MYhofT0XPXjBd57OsxqfYoBtW3D6mgs_2NIy9XLYzLL-3n8AJQ0KCEPe7-Z6Y8W2phO5BqyReZUA8Lv-J6lhX_LOoRbpCsASorxSur_ESrRh2oLaHhiF392i8JarPj592uewEuRnv2niCw1F1zmSppUmXnfjvhzmBUjRyOdNWhGkmogFxPHNqQGSBQYIAxADGAGgBhrIBuSxlpmqAoAH6LHWDqgHpr4b2AcB&num=1&sig=AOD64_1wlRTfSjRubxg7cfVb_7guGwpMpQ&ctype=21&video_id=Tw1G8S8PvgM&client=ca-pub-6219811747049371&adurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DTw1G8S8PvgM why is this even considered a prank? ]  This is not okay and Sam does not get that. Touching random girls' butts? Killing his best friend? It's not "just a prank bro"! Even PewDiePie wouldn't do that and he's as stupid as Sam Pepper is a terrible person.