Thread:EliNinja/@comment-26897359-20150703141227/@comment-26897359-20150704084023

Part two iz nao here.

(The hunter gets in front of Mr. Moose, disguised. He discovers there is only two seats available, and they are next to each other, so he sits down in them to make Mr. Moose an easy target. Mr. Moose gets on the plane)

Mr. Moose: *speaking to pilot* Does this plane go to America?

Pilot: Nope, that's at departure lane 13. This plane going to Ireland. Sorry for the inconvenience, little moose guy.

Mr. Moose: Oh, it's okay. Bye! *gets off the plane*

(Mr. Moose gets in an elevator, which takes him to departure lane 13. He boards the plane)

Mr. Moose: Hey, Mr. Pilot, is this plane going to America?

Pilot: Sure is! $17 dollars please.

Mr. Moose: Alright. *looks in wallet* Can you pay by card?

Pilot: Yup.

(Mr. Moose hands the pilot his credit card, and the pilot brings out a chipped pin machine)

Pilot: Enter your pin please.

(Mr. Moose enters his PIN on the machine, and he takes his credit card and takes a seat on the plane.)

Pilot: Attention passengers, the plane will leave to America in two minutes. I repeat, the plane will leave to America in two minutes.

(Meanwhile, on the plane to Ireland)

Hunter: That moose fella should be here by now.

Pilot: Attention passengers, this plane is now departing to Ireland, I repeat, this plane is now departing to Ireland.

Hunter: Wait, what? NO! I'M ALLERGIC TO FOUR LEAF CLOVERS AND IRISH PEOPLE! NOOOOO! *bangs on windows*

(Scene cuts to outside the plane as it departs, with the hunter banging on the windows)

I've also made some credits for Viva America.

(der comin in next post)