User blog comment:Sr.Wario/CC 2014 Game!/@comment-11402229-20140721181652

This is a tad bit rushed and I doubt it'll win but here:

Don't Do Subs-Written By Derpy:

John: Isn't it great being the most successful team of heros in the Fanonverse?

Web: Yeah, this is the life

Bagel: Ahh, so wonderful.

(Wall shatters and a group of masked people walk through)

Web: Hey, it's the Kool-aid man!

JJam: Can I have some Kool-aid?

Web: No! Only I can have Kool-aid!

?????: I'm not the Kool-aid man (Takes off mask)

Ross:It's a me! Ross!

(Other figures appear)

Tammy: Hi!

Perry: I feel woozy! (Faints)

Victor: Ugh, not again Perry!

John: Ugh, Ross, seriously. This is the second time this week.

Ross: We're here to put an end to your heroic acts!

Tammy: We're going to be the best heros ever and you can't stop us!

Victor: Yeah!

Perry: (Perry gets up and then falls down)

John: You wanna fight us! Ha!

Ross: We have a little friend to help us!

Nick: Hello Johnny! How are you doing.

(Turns John into cat)

John: Meow!

Ross' Gang:We're going to rule the world!

Nick: Any more Heros (turns the rest of The ACS into dogs)

The ACS: Woof!

John: Meow.

(Oblivion suddenly appears with Rick and Net)

Oblivion: Alright ACS Fig-........ You're animals now?

Rick: This should be easy!

Net: That's what she said!

(Oblivion blasts Net dead)

Ross: Nick, do something!

Nick: Fine!

(Turns The ACS back into humans)

Erin: Let's Fight!

(Fight ensues, The ACS and Ross' gang are losing horribly)

John: I only have cat powers!

Nick: I know the key! (Runs to Subway, trips, and gets hit by a car on the way)

Nick: Owwie

(Nick comes out with a five dollar footlong)

Nick: Eat fresh Motha Fuckas!

(Attempts to slash the villains dead but trips and kills everyone)

(Porky pig appears)

Porky Pig: That's all Bitches! (Pulls out an AK-47 and shoots)

The End