User blog:EliNinja/Dudeshow - S2 E3 - Space Friends

S2 E3 - Space Friends - Dude & Chrome find a rocketship outside of their house.

Space Friends
(Screen shows Dude & Chrome watching Plex on TeleDude)

Dude: Ahh...I luv this show.

Chrome: Me too. The randomness in it is really amazing.

Dude: Yup.

(A crashing noise comes from outside of the house)

Dude: WOAH! WUT DA FUCK WUZ DAT?!

Chrome: I dunno, but it sounded like an explosion.

Dude: Oh, okay.

(Dude & Chrome continue watching Plex on TeleDude)

Chrome: Eh, let's chek it out anyway.

Dude: AW HELL YEAH! A new adventure!

(Dude & Chrome run outside)

Dude: Wait, hold up, lemme turn off the TV.

Chrome: Okay.

(Dude goes back into his house, turns off the TV, and runs back outside)

Chrome: HOLY SHIT! DUDE, LOOK AT THIS!

Dude: Look at wha-AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Dude & Chrome notice the giant rocketship in front of them)

(Short silence)

Dude: HOLY TOMATOES IN A SUPERMAN CAN OF JUICE THAT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE WHERE THE ALIENS LIVE ON A COUCH THAT ROTATES ALL THE TIME WHENEVER WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT!! It's a fucking rocketship!

Dude: Heeey, speaking of outer space......Let's go to outer space or something, it will be fun!

Chrome: Agreed.

(Dude & Chrome go into the giant rocketship)

Dude: Okay, lemme see how this here rocketship works

Chrome (pointing at a big red button): Hey, what does this button do?

Dude: I dunno, let's see.

Chrome: Heeeyyyyyyyyeah!

(Chrome pushes the big red button hard)

(The rocket ship bursts into the sky real fast)

Dude & Chrome: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude: WHAT DO WE DOOOOO???!!!

Chrome: How about pushing that big red button again?!

Dude: le GASP! PUNCH IT, CHROME!!

Chrome: OOKAAAAYYYY!!!!!!

(Chrome pushes the big red button again)

(The rocketship stops in outer space)

Dude: Phew, I thought we were done for right there. Did you think so too, Chrome?

(Chrome hyperventilates in horror)

Dude: Okaaay, I'll take that as aaaaaa yes, or something.

Dude: Wait, where the hell are we?

(Dude looks outside to see outer space)

Dude: Oh, kewl. It's outer space.

Chrome: Oh wow, we're here already? Let's chek it out.

Dude: Oh, okay.

(Dude & Chrome get out their astronaut suits and go into space)

(Dude & Chrome notice a giant comet coming their way)

Dude & Chrome: Holy mother of god's pancakes from the grocery store or something........It's a fuckin' comet.

TO BE CONTINUED....OR WUTEVER

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