User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/HAPPY HOLIDAYS (LLAU 30)

Yeezus. I have quite a few questions to answer in the upcoming LLAUs but for now, welcome to LLAU:

​L​et's

​L​earn

​A​bout

​Yo​u

Close enough. Yesterday, I asked SpongeBob Fanon Wiki: What did you get for Christmas or other holidays that you celebrate? Here are their best answers.

​Well, all I got was tons of candy...

​I don't think you understand how the phrase "all I got" works, Originator.

​...two $50 PS cards, a $10 PS gift card, $300 and a Visa Gift card ranging from $25-$500 for this year.

​Okay, one - I thought you were British. Two - damn, you are drowning in the money. You are Scrooge McDucking up all this cash. In fact, so is Golfpecks here.

​A $250-$500 Amazon gift card...

​With all these gift cards, you guys could do a free gift card giveaway.

​...$100 in cash, some chocolate and fruitcake...

​Fruitcake is disgusting. Like, objectively. Golfpecks is the first person I've met who doesn't seem upset that they have recieved fruitcake.

​...and some sports gear.

​​Daniloeverton has pulled the string from the conch because they got nothing. While I highly doubt, I hope you get something soon.

​A camera, a drone, a world records book and some candy.

​Nice. I've always wanted a drone.

''​Coal. ''

​Dan's been a bad boy this year I see. But to get on the good list next year, all you have to do is answer this week's question: What's the worst song lyric you've ever heard? Leave your answer in the comments below or tweet me @cactusinthebank with the hashtag #LLAUlyrics. Thank you, everyone, for 2017 and happy holidays! Mrs Chanandler Bong out!

Mrs Chanandler Bong 15:40, December 26, 2017 (UTC)