The Stupid Game of Fluffy/Transcripts

This is a list of transcripts for The Stupid Game of Fluffy for the PS2, Dreamcast, and Xbox.

Opening Cutscene
{cut to Fluffy's house, Fluffy kicks open the door.}

Fluffy: Honey, I'm back from the post office.

{Fluffy then looks around.}

Fluffy: Huh, she's always sleeping on the couch in the middle of the night, Melissa must me missing too.

Melissa (off-screen and distorted): I'm not missing!

Fluffy: Poor Melissa, she's even denying her disappearance. Hey! I better go see if the boss is missing!

{Fluffy leaves the screen}

Training Tips (DC and Xbox)
Fluffy: If you've ever played a video game before, you obviously know that you press A to jump and B to run.

Fluffy: Hmm, these crates might be a problem, try moving back and pressing Y.

Fluffy: This gap is too long for a normal jump. Try pressing A twice, so I can hover over it.

Fluffy: Look! Our first enemy! Try jumping on it.

Fluffy: Since I haven't worn shoes made out of metal since the 70s, I can't jump on this enemy, or his spikes will make my feet into mixed meat! Try kicking him, I'm sure that'll do it.

Fluffy: Look! The door! Try pressing "UP" on the D-Pad to open it.

End Cutscene
{Fluffy opens the door}

Fluffy: Huh? The boss is always here filing paperwork in the middle of the night. Wait! He's missing too!

{The door shuts tightly, a lock is heard.}

Fluffy: Hey! Who locked me in! -sigh- Well, at least I carry a bat with me. What? Do you think a rabbit can perform a Hadouken?

{Fluffy successfully breaks the window, and falls down.}

TBA