Blissfully Horrid



Moe and Jackie: The Mystery Friends! is a 2015 mystery/comedy film written and directed by EliNinja. The film is centered around two friends solving a big mystery around their town. The film was released on July 8th, 2016 in the United States and was released on DVD and Blu-Ray on May 16th, 2017. Having recieved mixed reviews from critics, the film suprisingly made $236,940,000, becoming a box office hit. A 6-minute episode from Season One of the television series Four Freshmen titled "Tom and His Poetry" was shown prior to the film. The film also made it's network debut on The ENC on December 25th, 2015, having been viewed by about 6.7 million viewers in total.

Plot
The film starts of with two adults named Moe (voiced by Spencer Rothbell) and Jackie (voiced by Amy Acres) playing chess in their boarding house, which consists of a hard-working workaholic named Dennis (voiced by John DiMaggio), a noisy and talkitive college drop-out name Lizzie (voiced by Grey DeLisle), a voice of reason type of person named Gary (voiced by Dan Green), and a good-natured and lazy male zombie named Frederick (voiced by Billy West). Jackie soon grows bored of playing chess and asks Moe if he wants to watch TV, which Moe agreed with. As the TV turns on, there is a man (voiced by EliNinja) on Channel 3 (which has distorted audio at the moment) saying "Help!-Ghoul Fest!--Seizures!---Illumina-", with the channel being interupted by static. The two report the news of the strange broadcast to the boarders, and the boarders' responses are appearently hysterical and incomprehensible fear, with Dennis running around in circles, Lizzie breaking down and sobbing loudly and hysterically, Gary shouting random things in horror, and Frederick going back to the living room to watch more game shows. Moe and Jackie go out to find out what the problem is, and travel across the town in their 2014 Mercedes C-Class car. The two approach the park in their town and notice that their is appearently dead bodies with ghost costumes lying around, with some having foam in their mouths, and a pile of triangles on top of a body similar to the person who shouted things on Channel 3. The two investigate the scene at the moment, but found no clues at all. However, Jackie finds a giant eyeball flying around rapidly as the eyeball hit her head hard. Jackie suddenly headbutts the eyeball, causing it to explode blood and guts out of nowhere. Moe goes over to Jackie and finds a card  with the location "163 Southern Ave." taped onto the card. The two go to the location by driving their Mercedes to the location using GPS. TBA

Quotes

 * "Ugh, playing chess is kinda' boring for me right now, wanna watch TV, Joe?" - Jackie
 * "There was a man on TV shouting some strange words and there was crazy chainsawers and epileptics everywhere" - Moe
 * "C'mon Moe, we got a damn mystery to solve!" - Jackie
 * "A giant eyeball, wait, what the hell?" - Jackie
 * "Hm, 163 Southern Avenue, eh?" - Moe