User blog:Derphox/My feelings

"Users, so as we've seen over the past few weeks, dictatorships rarely work out for the dictators in this wiki, and this week is no different. In fact, let's talk about the dictator this week. He was trying so hard to get me out. He was up late nights, early mornings — gotta give him an A+ effort really. But there was one small flaw in his master plan to get me out, and that was the cow manure that spewed off of his tongue that smelled worse than his daily gas.... I'm sorry, but, if you want to keep me, I'm not targeting any single one of you but said dictator and his little Cabbage Patch Kid."