User blog:KingKool720/Sophie is Love: Episode 8

>be me

>working at mickey dees

>customer asks for a blueberry banana nut oatmeal

>"don't you mean babbleberry?" I ask

>he kicks me in the groin

>hard

>"it's blueberry," he groans "dammit"

>I teleport to Lake Hoohaw and grab a handful of babbleberries

>"that's 2D," the customer says "I ain't eating that"

>I spit in it cuz he disrespected sophie and pb&j

>he makes a complaint

>gets fired

>goes home

>go to sleep in my bedroom which has posters of sophie

>pray to sophie

>"will my problems be otter?" I ask

>I hit the hay

>next morning

>change channel to the news

>news report about homicide at mickey dees

>manager and that customer were murdered

>I hear a familiar voice

>"your problems are otter now, gorge"