User blog:EliNinja/EliShorts - Train Boobs

(Eli hums while walking in a train)

(Eli's face bumps into a Russian lady's biggums)

Eli: oh, I-I-I'm sorry,..uh, I must be getting to my-

(Lady grabs Eli and suffocates him with her bazoingas)

Eli (muffling): HEEEEEEELP!!!!! FUCKIN' HELP ME PWEEEE-

(Eli dies of lack of breath)

(Lady walks away from Eli's body while blushing)

[Stay tuned for more EliShits-I mean, Shorts, huehue]