User blog:IAmBagel/A Clever Chat with Cleverbot

Alright, I just had a random short chat with Cleverbot.

Me: Hello, Pineapple.

Cleverbot: Yes, pineapple.

Me: Do you like cake?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

Me: No, I'm allergic to watermelon.

Cleverbot: *no, i'm allergic to water, too*.

Me: But...If you.

Cleverbot: If I what?

Me: Happy Birthday to You!

Cleverbot: It's not my birthday.

Me: Or is it?

Cleverbot: Not.

Me: LIES.

Me: You lie.

User: ME?

Cleverbot: Yes, you.

Me: I command you to explode!

Cleverbot: I am not a bot, you are the bot.

Me: Do you like Bagels?

Cleverbot: Only plain ones with cream cheese.

Me: Me too.

Cleverbot: Co0l.

Me: So, are you Spiderman?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: What about Aquaman?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

Me: But your name is Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

Me: INVDAERS! FROM SPACE!

Cleverbot: Are you a spacemonster?

Me: Si!

Cleverbot: Can you prove that?

Me: I can speak fluent english.

Cleverbot: Are you from America?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you an immagrant?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Were you raised by ants as a child?

Me: Yes. Do you think Pupito is ruining your business?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Oh. Bye.

Cleverbot: Horg.