Mr. Penn's Storytime

Mr. Penn's Storytime is a British TV show, rated TV-MA-SLV in the US. It premiered in the UK on 7 April 2004.

Episodes

 * The Bad Monkey - A monkey named Jerry leaves his home in Africa to go to a zoo, upon arriving, he leaves his cage and finds a couple and eats some of their sub, eventually, the couple is diagnosed with Ebola, and die in the hospital. Eventually, the entire city is scared and runs like mad. The cops try to tazor the monkey, but the monkey tears the skin of a man's head and the cops even get scared and call the FBI. The FBI launches a nuclear bomb on the place and the entire town explodes.
 * Barney The Paedophile - Barney the dinosaur leaves PBS, and becomes a paedophile, he nabs two youngsters who saw Barney on TV, Barney lures them in with Free Barney Brand Peanut Butter, which turns out to really be a sack that Barney shoves them and 34 other kids into, once Barney gathers all the kids, he takes the sack out to the forest and sets it on fire, adding gas to it, eventually Barney dies for standing too close to the fire.