User blog:Omgitskittykatty/Inspired by EliNinja: "Cotton Eye Joe!!"

Lyrics
"COTTON EYE JOE!!" is a song/cover by Jessica Plz. Genre: Country comedy rap death.

BAGEL: Cotton Eye Joe ain't got **** on me

ALL: Me, me, me

KRAZY: (deep voice) Yeah... (music begins to kick in, mofos)

'''YAHHHHH! Yaughrh! Yaurgrhhaehghhagh! Maagghuhdath! '''

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTON EYE JOE

I'D BEEN MARRIED A VERY MOTHER****ING LONG TIME AGO

YEAH, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, WHERE DID YA GO?

YOU LITTLE MOTHER****ER COTTON EYE JOE!

''Yeah... rip my eyeball flesh.''

DERPY (SAMPLE): It tastes like

ALL: Cotton candy

(repeat)

(repeat whole song two times)

Cotton Eye Joe ain't got **** on me