User blog comment:Sr.Wario/Phase One/@comment-27178869-20130505003715/@comment-16736840-20130505004644

Wario's oviously referring to the Massive Asshole Day, a day honoring himself. There's a giant buttcheek bounce house, and you can even drive a giant dick-shaped train into it. There's also crap-shaped food, in honor of the crap Wario makes us put up with. And there are donkey rides, because Wario's also stubborn as a mule.