User blog:DerpyPanda24/Nick Fanon News 14

Hi, and welcome to Nick Fanon News 14, where we tell you news. (What, did you expect a better intro?)

"Welcome Home" Tomorrow marks the return of three users. Web, an ex-troll, Chrome, an ex- um Communist?, and Nermal.

"Happy New Year" Tomorrow is the first day of 2014. In other mind blowing news, the sky is blue, and grass is green.

"X.O" Beyoncé is currently under fire for using audio clips from the 1986 Challenger disaster. Beyoncé says she put the clips in there in "good memory" and says she never meant to offend anyone.

"Apple" Apple has denied that the iPhone is being used as a listening device forthe National Secruity Agency's survailnce program.

"My Birthday" My birthday is on January 6th. I am turning 14.

"Quote Of The Day" Please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them-Homer J. Simpson

"Birthdays" Today is Jacques Cartier's Birthday. It is also Donna Summer's birthday and Gabby Douglas' birthday.

And That Concludes Our Issue.

Stay Classy Nick Fanon.