User blog:Onion Senpai/Steven Universe premier "review"

SPOILERS AND SHIT BUT YOU PROBABLY WON'T LISTEN BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER ABUSED YOU AND UNCLE PHILE TOUCHED YOU.
'twas good

The fight between Malachite and Alexandarite was cool,

Jasper (while she's unconscious) anti climatically falls down a hole...goddammit Jasper, I guess Jasper's the Yamcha of the series.

The Melons are cute.

Stevendot confirmed for 2k16

The ending was actually pretty tense, I'm not being hyperbolic.

Watch the actual episode you disgusting piece of feces