User blog:That Guy in the hat/(Insert blog name here)

So today I woke up with this funny Kitchen joke. It involved a plane crashing down. I told my friends this. Usually they would laugh but instead they were in shock. I was like " Wha-What's wrong?" . Then they were like "DUDE ITS FRICKEN 9/11 !!!!!!" . It just sat down and never spoke again.

what! Another fricken story?

It's all otter So one day I was just walking outside to explore my town. I was just chillin like usual until. There was a fat guy named Farkle who was only wearing underwear on. Soon he looked at me and took a bottle of chocolate syrup and yogurt. He let the syrup and yogurt flow on top of his bald head. After that he started to chase me. Once I fell on the ground, he lay on me saying: SOPHIE ES LIFE SOPHIE ES LIFE SOPHIE ES LIFE. then he whispered in my ear........it's all otter De end

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