User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/Christian Pokémon trainers

Hello, I'm Mrs. Chanandler Bong, but you can Just Call Me Bong. Hello there, and this is Just Call Me Bong, my new sketch blog thing. There's gonna be two small sketch things or one big sketch thing and it'll be like two very short Gender-Flipped episodes just completely unrelated to Gender-Flipped.

''[A Pokémon trainer walks into the Sinnoh Elite Four. He ponders the many challenges and how he'll overcome these problems. However, he knows he has his fully-evolved and battle-spirited Pokémon on his side. He walks into Aaron's room, who challenges him to a battle.]''

Aaron: Hello there, my fellow trainer. Oh sorry did I just say fellow? Oh, of course we're not equals. You're primitive while I am a proud Wurmple-owner and member of the Elite Four.

Trainer: Sorry, Wurmple?

Aaron: I'm Christian. I don't believe in evolution.

Trainer: Sorry, so what is your first-evolution bug-type team that is apparently so great and powerful that you are mighty enough for the Elite Four?

Aaron: They're all level 53 to 57. I've got two Wurmples, a Skorupi...

Trainer: Two Wurmples and Skorupi? Really?

Aaron: Not only that, but a Combee...

Trainer: Out of all the bees, Combee? You don't let it evolve?

Aaron: ...and my Heracross.

[The trainer is suddenly panicked.]

Trainer: I'm--I'm sorry, man, I didn't know you... I didn't mean to...

Aaron: It's fine. I'm sure that primitive children like you don't know any better. Now go Wurmple!

[The trainer suddenly cracks up laughing.]

Trainer: Sorry man, I can't take that shit seriously. Who's the next member?

Aaron: An old woman with a hippo Pokémon.

[The room is suddenly empty except Aaron and his Wurmple.]

Aaron: Mother, I have disappointed you.

Aaron's Wurmple: That is absolutely true, Aaron. You are dead to me.

[Aaron suddenly transforms into a Dustox.]

Wurmple: When you evolved, you broke my heart. But now, I don't get why I bother.

[Aaron's Wurmple starts leaving.]

Dustox (Aaron): But, Mother...

Aaron's Wurmple: Don't follow me. I lost my husband, now you...

''[Aaron's Wurmple leaves to the Pokémon Center sobbing. Aaron turns back into his human form.]''

Aaron: Go, Heracross!

[Heracross is sent out however looks confused.]

Aaron: Please, Heracross. Use Pin Missile.

[Heracross starts sobbing and refusing to obey.]

Aaron: Please... this is my only choice.

''[Heracross refuses and flies away. Aaron steps down to his knees and shouts up to the ceiling.]''

Aaron: Nooo! Nooo!

''[Aaron's Skorupi escapes out of its Pokéball and, hearing Aaron's pleas from his Pokéball, uses Venoshock on his owner. Aaron, now poisoned, starts dropping down to the floor.]''

Aaron: Thank you, Skorupi. When nobody was here for me, you were always here. But before I die, I must confess: I never liked you, Combee.

[Aaron suddenly drops to the floor.]