User:*mynameischrome*

Hello, aloha, hola, hi, howdy, chap, who's name is ! Thank you for coming to the wonderful tour of my profile. Please keep your arms in legs inside the vehicle or we have to use a cattle prod on your arm or leg.

If you disbehave, please stand on the red line and be evaporated into stardust. Please refrain from screaming or else we'll give you something to scream about. Please refrain from using guns, smoke bombs, or pretend to be a ninja. If you do, we'll hire a real ninja to "take care of you".

If you find a problem with your chair, please talk to the chair and sort things out. If you still aren't happy, please throw your companion chair into the incinerator.

Please don't spell words with your calculator, then we will get calculators catapulted at your popcorn. It had extra butter too. If you are allergic to butter, we will pour butter on your popcorn instead.

Also, if you experience a future you telling you to get off the tour, don't listen and shove him into the incinerator. If you see random electricity from the metal on the tour bus, please tell the driver and get off the bus. If the future you comes back, get back on the bus and accept your horrible fate.

Enjoy the tour.

Facts

 * I have tried to take over the wiki twice, for more info, see Operation Purple.
 * I have a ROBLOX account that got banned 4 times.
 * I love pears and tangurines.
 * I'm a good artist on paper, but not on the computer.
 * I used to be an admin, then The ACS came up.
 * I hate Gree Guy, Gree City, Greeny Phatom, etc.
 * My favorite YouTube channels vary.
 * I love Kirby, Pokemon and Portal.
 * I have written a theory on Mario which can be read here:
 * I don't have a favorite music. I just listen to whatever I find catchy.
 * I HAVE THE METROID THEME REPEATING IN MY HEAD.
 * My favorite iOS games are GamePress, Animation Studio, The Sandbox, Safari and YouTube.
 * I have Minecraft for the PC, and it's amazing.
 * I'M A POKEHMAHNZ MASTAH
 * Jerks.
 * I like pie.

Friends

 * IAmBagel
 * Invader Rob
 * Knowledgable Marksman (alts: KM Bot)
 * KrazyKrisKrumbs (alts: Omgitskittykatty)
 * MattBoo 2 (alts: MattBoo)
 * Zophi (alts: Cittz, S k i t z)
 * Dude2000
 * Mr Pookie (alts: Skullbones123)

Don't Know Much

 * Sr.Wario
 * Stelios7
 * Wacko2
 * NermalTheBunny
 * Eggium

Enemies

 * MeeksMan
 * Robbieglobbie (alts: Robuscus2013)
 * Pingux2012
 * Curiousgorge66

Corner of Proudness
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