User blog:HomestarSB9/Top 10 Scariest Things From Sesame Street

Since most of you were not pleased with my previous list, I have something better now. The scariest things from Sesame Street.

Number 10 - Bert and Ernie Visit A Pyramid
In this one, Bert and Ernie visit a pyramid, but then Ernie finds a statue that looks just like him. Then it talks to him, he shouts for Bert numerous times. But Bert doesn't believe him. But then, I don't wan't to spoil the end.

The statue speaks in a odd, spookier version of Ernie's voice.



Number 9 - Grover's Health Minute - Teeth
This one may not seem scary at first, but later. Grover emplants teeth into Kermit. When Grover asks if he can have his teeth back, Kermit chases after him, jaws snapping madly.



Number 8 - Kermit Talks About More And Less
It doesn't get scary until the end. After Kermit scolds Cookie Monster and lightly threatens to "teach a lesson", a gang of creepy monsters start surrounding poor Kermit in a threatening manner. The scary music does not help.



Number 7 - Placido Flamingo
This character terrifyied many children, it was heavily rumored this was why the character is no longer used on the show, but it apparently was due to the puppeteer's death, which brings up a lot of questions entirely.



Number 6 - Monsterpiece Theater - Twin Beaks
Sesame Street's David Lynch parody, what would you expect.



Number 5 - The Letter G
Wait until the very end, you see a girls clothes on a chair. Why are her clothes still there?



Number 4 - The Count Sleeps Over At Bert and Ernie's
The Count keeps  Ernie awake by counting sheep. In the morning, an extremely haggard, zombie-like Ernie emerges, in a daze and still counting. ("Forty-three thousand...eight hundred and ninety-one...forty-three thousand...eight-hundred and ninety-two...")



Number 3 - Kermit's W Lecture
Both parts, the first one ends with Cookie Monster trying to eat Kermit, the second one ends with Kermit ending up in a fight with the "W"



Number 2 - Count to 10 With Nobody
This one is creepy in more ways than one. An odd little sketch from the early years of Sesame Street, where a floating face with quite possibly one of the scariest voices ever heard on the show counts to ten while weird animations and sound effects play continuously in the background.



Number 1 - The Crack Master
Just watch the video, it is too complicated to describe.