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S1 E5 - Dude Makes a Movie - Dude makes a movie with the gang.

Dude Makes a Movie
(Screen shows the gang at Dude's backyard, doing nothing).

Dude (bored): I'm bored, you guys.

NyanGir (bored): Same.

Skitz (bored): So am I.

Krazy (bored): Me too.

Dude (bored):Hm, okay.

(short silence).

(A light bulb appears above Dude's head).

Dude: Holy Shit ! I know what we should do!

Krazy: What?

Dude: We should make a movie!

Skitz: (gasp) wow, that is a great idea!

Dude: But first, we need a discussion of ideas.

Dude: To the kitchen in my house!

NyanGir (looking at Skitz): This is gonna be good!

Skitz: Yeah, it is.

Skitz: But what if, when the movie comes out,

Skitz: We gain popularity and the gang breaks up?

Dude: Don't worry Skitz, I'll make sure the popularity doesn't get to our heads.

(Screen shows the gang at Dude's kitchen table).

(Dude's dad appears).

Dude: Oh hi, Dad.

Dude's dad: Hey son.

(Dude's mom appears).

Dude's dad: I'll go watch T.V.

The Gang: Okay.

(Dude's dad goes to the living room)

Dude's mom: Are you hanging out with your friends?

Dude: Yes, mom, we're making a movie.

Dude's mom: Okay. Make sure you get off the kitchen table when it's 6:00pm.

Dude's mom: When it's dinner time.

Dude: That's 8 hours from now since it's 11:00am right now.

Dude's mom: Okay, I'll be doing the laundry right now.

Dude: Bye mom.

(Dude's mom leaves).

Skitz: Your parents are nice Dude.

Dude: Thanks.

Dude: Okay, now for the disscusion of ideas.

Krazy: I got an idea.

Krazy: We should do a monster movie.

NyanGir: Live action or animated?

Krazy: Animated, since we don't have costumes.

(Costumes for a monster movie appear).

Krazy: Okay, live action.

Skitz: Rating?

Krazy: PG.

(akward silence).

Krazy: PG-13!

(The gang claps).

Dude: Well, since we don't have ideas, PG-13 Monster Movie it is.

Krazy: What should we call it?

Dude: Aren't you the one who came up with the idea?

Krazy: I don't exactly know what it should be about or what it should be called.

NyanGir: It should be called "The Monster Basturd".

Skitz: Too mild language-ish for a movie title.

Dude: We should call it "Boy Vs. Monster".

(akward silence).

Dude: Too similar?

Skitz: That's a good title.

Dude: Okay, "Boy Vs. Monster" It is.

Skitz: Ok.

NyanGir: It should also have a real fuck ing time machine.

Dude: Nah, remember the last time we used a time machine?

(Flashback to episode 2) Some Stranger: hey, we don't know you here. Skitz: ....yeah...we're time immagrants. Dude: Of time immigration n' shit Some Stranger: Hey, we don't USE that kind of slang unless we're pissed and stuff. Dude: Guys, let's get out of here. NyanGir: But what the fuck about George--- Dude: Nooooooow-ah! NyanGir: I DON'T WANNA!!! (NyanGir jumps to the time machine as the group follows her) NyanGir: OKAY! (Flashback ends) NyanGir: Oh yeah. (5 hours later) Dude: Okay, film complete. (The gang watches the film they uploaded on youtube). Dude: Wow, there's blood and guts everywhere. Skitz: Woah, I think i'm gonna-- (Skitz barfs). NyanGir: Nice special effects Dude. Dude: Thank you. The End. ©2014 by Dude2000.