Hey Arnold!: The Jungle Movie trailer transcript

Trailer Announcer: "This summer vacation, Arnold Shortman, is going on a trip to find his long lost parents in San Lorenzo."

Principal Wartz: "Now right before we move, we need to begin a few rules around here: Rule # 1, you must always stick with your classmates, we can't come back to Hillwood without 1 of our students, rule # 2, never touch a plant, an insect or eat anything in the jungle forest, it can cause trouble and you can get poisoned, rule # 3, take your trash with you, we don't wanna hurt the environment with our trash and rule # 4, if you need the restroom, you must do it right behind a tree, not in the path way, any of those rules broken and you can have summer school detention back at PS 118 next year."

Trailer: "Now, get ready for the most exciting event."

Rhonda: [Screaming In Fear] AAAAAAAAAH!

Rhonda: "Get that horrible disgusting thing away from me!"

Rhonda gets her lavender umbrella out and right before she smacks the spider to death, Nadine holds her back.

Nadine: "Rhonda, stop, that's a wolf spider, they're very rare those days, look, it has babies, do you see her bumps?" Rhonda: "But it’s really disgusting!"

Rhonda: "I'm gonna call Pest Control, those creepy things deserve to pass away." Rhonda presses the #s on her light pink cell phone, but to no avail.

Telephone Announcer: "We're terribly sorry, but your call can’t be reached, please hang up and don’t call back."

Rhonda: [Growls Angrily] Rhonda: “Stupid crazy jungle!"

Nadine: "Oh, Rhonda, you just don't understand wild life and the urban area." Trailer Announcer: "There's lots of good nature hikes."

'Eugene: "Come on, you guys, the jungle's incredible!"

A little bit of loose rock falls out and Eugene trips down right into a pool of water.

Eugene: "Whooooooooooaaaaaaaa!"

Mr. Simmons: “Eugene? are you alright?”

Eugene splashes right outta the water.

Eugene: “Yeah, Mr. Simmons, I'm fine, the water's perfect.”

[Sounds Of Piranhas Chomping]

Eugene: "Ow……."'

[Chomping Continues]

Eugene: [Screaming High Pitched] AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Eugene runs outta the water……

Mr. Simmons: "Eugene? are you still alright?"

Eugene: "I'm…….I'm……I'm……I'm okay."

Eugene begins itching up a storm and so do his legs.

[All 4 5th Grade Students Laughing Uncontrollably]

Eugene: "Oh no, not again….." Mr. Simmons: "Students, that could be all of you 1 day in this jungle, and I know other people will laugh at you for it." Trailer Announcer: "Think about more action, think about more adventure quests, think about more Arnold, in Hey Arnold!: The Jungle Movie, rated PG for Parental Guidance, coming to movie theaters, June 2018."