User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/Gender-Flipped: Genderless II - Halloween Special

Teenage Mutant Genderless Nerds

Teenage Mutant Genderless Nerds

Teenage Mutant Genderless Nerds

They have no genders cos

Krazy screwed up

gender-flipped: genderless II

episode one: "halloween special"

''[Lord SuperFanon'Dregg maniacally laughs as he opens a purple portal. Several creatures from Dimension SBFW appear, such as Calazpillars and mutated otters known as Gavins. They feast down on Steller, who is struggling on the floor bruised.]''

Steller: No! This can't be. You cannot defeat the Steller!

''[Coincidentally, Steller passes out due to a laser beam from a giant Calazpillar. He is defeated.]''

Lord SuperFanon'Dregg: New York is the cheese to my grater. Minions!

[He turns to the Dimension SBFW creatures which suddenly perk up and pay attention.]

LSFD: This is your time. Destroy this city and the people in it. You are the caterpillar, they are the leaves.

[A Calazpillar licks his lips.]

LSFD: But most importantly, target the nerds!

''[Timelapse. Steller's armour is on the floor, while Kayem Subprime, a pink gooey alien from the Utrom race, stares intently at it.]''

Kayem Subprime: This is what evil dreams are made of. I could become the strongest being in the universe with this metallic suit. They will call me Kayem Subprime...! Let me just attach the components here...

''[Cut to Morningsplinter in a dark alley. He is now absolutely bonkers and is laughing maniacally while seemingly sleeping and shooting blue fire from his hands. Robzar, a robotic wolf holding a purple laser gun, is hit by one of these fireballs and scratches Morningsplinter's face to wake him up.]''

Morningsplinter: I am pleasured by this smooth lotion...

[Morningsplinter opens his eyes wide open and flies away.]

Morningsplinter: Shit, that's a wolf.

[To be continued...]

''[It is now continued. Morningsplinter is hissing and spitting blue fireballs at Robzar, who is deflecting the fire with shields.]''

Morningsplinter: What is this invincible beast?! Am I dreaming? Am I a dream?... is life a dream?

Robzar: Hey, philosophile, I'm Robzar. I'm not invincible, I'm just a w...

Morningsplinter: Mwahaha. You're not invincible. You must die.

Robzar: No, listen, I'm peaceful man. I used to be a derpy dog called Derpypound. I was a big cute doggy. Licked people, pounced on people. But now due to that freaking mutagen, I became a mutant alien wolf cyborg and it's sickening. I was so cute, but now I'm a monster. They abandoned me. "What is wrong with our dog?" The kid was sobbing her heart out.'' "I want Derpypound back!" "Why is my little doggie a robot?" "I don't love Doggy anymore!" ''When I became a mutant, my companion. My lovely little lady. Staceonardo why?! I loved you! She now fights crime or something. I'm not bad. I'm just a little doggy looking for love.

[Morningsplinter creeps to the back of Robzar while he's talking and yells.]

Morningsplinter: Boo!

''[Robzar is spooked and turns to an attack pose. He starts barking.]''

Robzar: What was that?

Morningsplinter: Me! Hahah, happy Halloween!

Robzar: ...you douche.

the end

[Staceonardo is looking at a picture of Derpypound.]

Staceonardo: Man, I sure miss my dog. He was my best friend but then he betrayed me.

Krazatello: How?

Staceonardo: Well, he became a robot.

Rapheli: [sarcastically] That bastard!

[Staceonardo is triggered.]

Bagelangelo: Hey, at least Lord SuperFanon'Dregg has unleashed monsters from Dimension SBFW and is destroying New York as we speak.

[They see Calazpillars on the transparent glass ceiling in their sewer houses.]

Krazatello: Goddamn it Bagel!

How about a creepy chat party for Halloween? There will be spooky scary skeletons aplenty.