User blog:EliNinja/Dudeshow - S1 E8 - Swimmin' Around

S1 E8 - Swimmin' Around - the gang go on a swimming pool adventure.

Theme Song
Early to bed

Early to rise

Picking my nose

Wasting my time

These are my good habits

These are my bad habits

But I never stop, feeling fine

Swimmin' Around
(Screen shows the gang at the water park swimming pool)

Dude: Damn, what a hell of a time, brah'.

Krazy: I know right.

Skitz (looking at NyanGir): I told you this was a good idea.

NyanGir: Yeah, I know.

NyanGir: But what if the pool water turns into a monster,

NyanGir: and just fucks every ass-jabber in the whole god damn world?,

NyanGir: and all that other fucking shit?

Skitz: Uuuhhh.....

Bully: Hey, Slurps!

The Gang: huh?

(The bully pushes the gang into the pool)

Bully: Take that, asskissers!

(The gang falls into the pool)

Dude (pointing at giant squipidefly): Hey, what the hell is that?

Krazy: It looks like a squid, spider, and fly had sex.

(Akward silence)

The gang: EWWWWW!!!!

Krazy: I know, right? GOD DAMN!

Dude: let's just look somewhere else.

(the gang meets a fortune telling shark)

Dude: Hellooo.

Shark: My fortune is that this show will be picked up for 2nd, 3rd, and 4th seasons.

Dude: YUUUUUS!

Krazy: Lez gooo!

(the gang travels to a whirlhole)

Dude: Holy Shit ! (a hole from the top of the pool opens) We're in trouble no--Huh?

NyanGir: Le GASP! I think Dude's cursing will get us out!

(the gang looks at Dude)

The Gang: Do it, Dude!

(Dude grins)

Dude: Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Arse, Bitch, Mother ASSHOLE!

(The hole gets wider)

Dude: Ass-hat, Sex, Boner, Ruski, Rimjob, Miley Cirus!

(The pool water explodes)

(Akward silence)

Krazy: Where did you get slang like that?

Dude: No Swearing Dot Com.

Krazy: Hm....



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