User blog comment:Chromebolt/Sugar Rush Showdown/@comment-5891090-20130128142809

(is in theater watching Wreck-It Ralph)

Vanellope: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?! HEY! KNOCK IT OFF.

King Candy: I... FORBID YOU... TO CROSS... THAT... FINISH LINE!

(glitch glitch)

Me: Eh?

(King Candy and Vanellope are glitching)

Me: (drops popcorn)

King Candy/Turbo: I'M TURBO! THE GREATEST RACER EVER! AND I DID NOT RE-PROGRAM THIS WORLD TO LET YOU AND THAT HALITOSIS-RIDDLED WARTHOG, TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!

Me: ...I seriously did not see that coming...