Wet Chicken Bones (transcript)

Wet Chicken Bones is the seventh episode of WeirdWorld. It is the first episode rated TV-14-DLSV and is about Bob getting traumatized by a sex education video, as well as Smib failing many attempts to find love. Oddly, the title has absolutely nothing to do with the episode, and not even the show's creator knows why it's called such an odd name.

Transcript

 * (We see Smib walking around with a sad expression on his faces, until he accidentally walks through a wall)
 * Smib: Oh, that hurt! (He opens his eyes, stands up, and discovers Nugget looking straight at him) Oh, hey, Nugget! Are you alright with the damage I caused to your house?
 * Nugget: (looks at the wall, which has a Smib-shaped hole in it, and broken bricks all over the floor) Thank you! You're just amazing! Now, I saw you walking around like an abandoned puppy out thorugh my window. What's wrong?
 * Smib: YOU STALKER!
 * Nugget: That's right, I like to watch. (flips his face 360 degrees to face Smib up close) But, seriously, what the hell where you doing?
 * Smib: It's... nothing. Just something to do with love.
 * Nugget: If it involves love, I can help! Currently, I have over 9000 girlfriends, all who have slept in my bed at least once. So what is it?
 * Smib: I can't find a girl. Everytime I ask them out, they either reject me due to my dozens of eyes, or because of my bellybutton.
 * Nugget: I haven't even seen your bellybutton. Do you have one?
 * (Smib lifts his shirt up, and his bellybutton is covered up by a bar saying "CENSORED". Nugget screams in horror.)
 * Smib: You can see why I can't find love. Everybody just wants to see you shirtless.
 * (The scene cuts back to a younger Smib on a beach with several females.)
 * Girl #1: Woah, Smib, take that shirt off! Don't you want to get a tan?
 * Smib: What sort of advance is that?
 * All Girls: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
 * (He takes his shirt off, and all the girls spontaneously combust in terror. Cut back to Nugget's house.)
 * Nugget: So, effectively, you're a murderer?
 * Smib: Give me some freakin' tips, will you?
 * Nugget: Let's get out of here, and embark on a quest so mysterious, yet so titillating, known as "Tour de Chick"! (they both walk out of the house) Together, we're going to go to everybody's house, girl or guy, and ask them out.
 * Smib: But, what about the Laundry Guy? I don't want him targeting me!
 * Nugget: Ask everyone out, and I mean EVERYONE.
 * (Wobbleding walks by)
 * Smib: Can... can we go out?
 * Wobbleding (punching Smib in the face) What do you think you're doing?
 * Nugget: I guess that didn't work.
 * (Cut to Bob's classroom)
 * More coming soon...

​Trivia
This episode is the second to feature the Laundry Guy, the first being Moustachio vs. Smib.