User blog:HomestarSB9/Homestar Plays - ChalkZone: Double Trouble (PC)

A new blog where I write about games, bad games, games so bad they'll make your grandma cry. Yes, now for Homestar Plays. For our first episode we are gonna do something Nick-related. Chalk Zone: Double Trouble.

The Plot
The plot, is probably the weirdest, even for ChalkZone standards. Rudy is going around a schoolhouse, fighting (er, erasing) these robots, that somehow got in the place. And, no Snap. What is a ChalkZone game without Snap, he is the most memorable character on the show.

The Controls
The controls are slippy, kind of like Bubsy 3D (Good god, not Bubsy 3D!) You can't go one second with out running into uh, Barney the Dinosaur's chinhairs or a red Skip-It with shards of glass glued on it. Everytime you get hit (which is, everytime you move) Rudy says "Ow!" I only know one other game that does that is this abomination for the Sega CD. The controls are super slippy like Bubsy 3D, and Rudy won't stop saying "Ow!".

The Level Design
The level design is horrible! They took the frustrating things of Super Mario World and Simon's Quest and put it in a blender. Enimies are everywhere, and are really weird, we have generic robots, Barney's chinhairs, and a red Skip-It with shards of glass on it. But the boss is really easy, that is, if you have the erasers, I don't even know what the boss is, is it, a robot crab.

Final Notes
You can try playing this filth, but don't expect to get past level 2. http://www.nick.com/games/chalkzone-double-trouble.html