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Lyrics:

Verse one: I am Cow! Hear Me Moo! I Weigh Twice as Much as You! and i look good on the bar-b-que!!! Yogurt, Milk, Cream Cheese, and Butter comes from Liquid out my Udder! I Am Cow! I Am Cow! Hear Me MOOOO!

Verse Two: I am Cow! I Eat Grass! Methane Gas Comes out my A*S and out my musel when i belch! I am Cow! I am Cow! I Eat Grass!

Verse Two Point Five: Oh the Ozone Layer Thinners from the outcome of my Dinner! I am Cow! I Eat Grass! HEAR ME MOOOO!

Verse Three: I Am Cow! I am Cow! Methane Gas Comes out my Butt! and i look good on the Bar-B-Que! Yogurt, Milk, Cream Cheese, and Butter comes from Liquid out my Udder! i am cow! I Am Cow! I AM COW!

(Rapid Moos to the tune of Verse one)

Last Verse: Moo Moo Moo! Poo Poo Poo! Thats all we cows really do! We Eat Grass! We Fart Gas! and we live in pasturesssss!

I AM COW! I AM COW! HEAR! ME!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!