User blog comment:Invader Rob/Well, since everyone else is admiting.../@comment-5891090-20130111021547/@comment-4736560-20130111022523

NOT FOR LONG! SOAP TRRAAANNNSSSFOOORRRRMMMM!

(Insert cheesy anime transformation thing here.)

(Turns into soap)

SSSSOOOAAAAPPP POOOWWWEEERSSS!!!

(Squirts out soap)

....Crap. Well, we're doomed.