User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/Fiction Foundry Con Thing 2017

[Bong stands up in front of a podium and starts talking to the audience.]

Bong: Today is the 26th. So it is my time to speak about what stuff I have planned for the year. Hello Foundrians, I'm Mrs Chanandler Bong and welcome to my announcements for Fiction Foundry Comic-Con 2017.

[No applause.]

Bong: Talk about an icy reception. Heh.

[No laughter.]

Bong: Jesus... okay, so the first thing and possibly my main priority for this year is Martianlovers.

[Shown on the screen is a short clip from an episode of Martianlovers'', where a Martian woman is arguing with the President of Mars about Martian rights. After the clip ends, there is only a drizzle of applause. Most of it is from a Martianlovers-obsessed fan.]''

Bong: So, I'm gonna be revamping this pretty much completely. Same characters, however there will be lots of differences in story. I'm gonna make this just a bit more quirky and try and make it interesting rather than being some weird-ass sitcom set in Mars.

[No laughter.]

Bong: ...Alright, so my second main priority is probably Krazy vs. Life. I'm gonna write proper bios for the characters, and even start my own wiki for it. Um, this will be my second actual wiki. I'll have to move some stuff from Censorship F*non and here to there, but it's kind of exciting to actually fully fledge-out the episodes and stuff. So yeah, that's pretty much it for this year. I'm still working on the Krazy vs. Life video games, I'll publish the page for that in Summer sometime probably. Fanonverse Funkos are gonna be updated a bit... ..So I have not much to talk about actually. I don't know why I signed up for this.

[No laughter.]

Bong: ...Really? My blood, sweat and tears go into every joke, every clip -- That clip from Martianlovers took freaking ages and me and... and the gang put so much effort into it--

Martianlovers-Obsessed Fan: Yay!

Bong: ... Fuck this.

[Bong walks off stage.]