User blog:Kayem-san/lame stuff 5

Movie reviews
This is all I'm really doing now, this and Angry Birds Epic (lvl. 8 WOO, 1v1 bro)

Pain & Gain
9/10

I remember seeing the trailer for this last year or something. It was a great and funny movie about these bodybuilders who basically want money by coning entrepreneurs. And by coning I mean kidnapping and torturing them until they sign some papers and stuff, and then killing them afterwards. A very exaggerated version of a true story. It stars Marky Mark as an ambitious "doer", Falcon as a steriod junkie, Dwayne Johnson WITH A SKATEBOARD (he doesn't ride it) as a cocaine addict slightly smarter Patrick, one of the hottest women I've ever seen as a stripper, ARWIN as a neighbor, and some other Thespians. Warning: contains an excess amount of dildos (not joking) and some non-nude sex scenes (dry humping but they pass it off as sex) and some boobs. Basically the first three guys I mentioned are amateur thugs/wannable entrepreneurs that fail really badly which makes the movie funny (cooking cut-off hands outside) and also Mark Walburgers face. Their first legit kill was an accident. Their second legit kill was also an accident.

It actually gave me an idea for something here but I couldn't make it without being accused of ripping off The Epic Animals. So they're [TEA] aspiring heroes, my idea was a spin-off (?) about aspiring villains; the polar opposite of The Epic Animals.

For a Few Dollars More
9/10

Everyone has to know what The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is, whether you watched the movie or not there are too many references to it in pop culture today. For a Few Dollars More was the movie that came before it, and if you still don't know what either of these movies are, they're Westerns. It's hard to explain it because cowboy movies can frankly get boring sometimes but this was good nonetheless. I don't know if there is continuity between this and the movie I mentioned three sentences ago but I like to think there is. It has the Good and the Bad teaming up to take down someone. I'm questioning the continuity between this all because [SPOILER] the movie ends with them basically being friends, and then in the sequel the Good murders the Bad in cold blood. The Bad arguably isn't even bad. In fact, the Good seems more sadistic than the Bad so maybe the Bad is Good and the Good is Bad. Hmm. Hmm.

Nightmare fuel
Five Nights at Freddy's and Silent Hills P.T demo (especially that) 2spooky4me