The Battle of the Villains: Transcript

The Battle of the Villains is the final episode of Curiousgorge66's Adventures.

Main

 * Gorge
 * Chrome
 * Bagel
 * John
 * Curiousgorge66
 * Sophie Clone
 * Day

Minor

 * Timmy Turner
 * Sophie

Transcript
Gorge: What a day!

John: I can't wait to-

(a TV flickers)

Sophie Clone: Try to destroy us... if you can!

(Gorge turns off the TV)

John: So, where's your otter friend?

Gorge: On vacation.

(cut to Timmy's house)

Timmy: Ugh. Vicky's making me do chores.

Sophie: Can I help?

(cut back to Gorge's house)

John: Chores?

Bagel: Well, let's defeat Sophie Clone and Day!

(Curiousgorge66 arrives)

Curiousgorge66: Actually, it's not that simple.

Gorge: Look, Mr. Show Creator, we can defeat them.

Curiousgorge66: But they can start doing crime again! It's all in the scripts! The only way is to kill the villains!

Gorge: The Coke Sprayer does little to no damage.

(flashback)

Nova: Yum! A soft drink that does no damage!

(flashback ends)

Curiousgorge66: Hold on there! I know I created this place and used... you guys, and... Look, something needs to be killed.

Gorge: The villains?

Curiousgorge66: The more I talk, the more I can't think of an interesting plotline!

Gorge: OK.

Curiousgorge66: So here's what you have to do. Don't just defeat the villains... kill them.

Gorge: I got a backup sword.

Curiousgorge66: Well, I'll be writing more plot. Need anything, I'll let you know.

Gorge: Thanks.

Bagel: So, should we do what Mr. Show Creator says?

Gorge: Yes. It's the only way.

(cut to Gorge entering the quarantined Dores' lair)

Gorge: What happened?

(Sophie Clone and Day arrive)

Sophie Clone: Well, this place is under quarantine!

(Gorge throws his Backup Sword at Day, who falls down dead)

Sophie Clone: Don't you dare kill me with that!

Gorge: Well, how am I supposed to kill a clone?

(Curiousgorge66 arrives with a giant pencil)

Curiousgorge66: Easy. Just erase her with a pencil and-

Gorge: You're doing the show in Cintiq!

Curiousgorge66: Whoops.

Gorge: I'll deal with her myself. (freezes Sophie Clone)

Curiousgorge66: She'll never thaw out.

Gorge: Thanks.

Curiousgorge66: You're welcome.

(one month later)

(Curiousgorge66 gets a ping from IAmBagel)

(The ping says, "Nice story. Tell me another.")

Curiousgorge66: I won't be able to for some time, Bagel.

(meanwhile)

(Chrome, Bagel, John have a party about the death of the villainous squad while Gorge drinks Caffeine-free Sun Drop)

(Sophie arrives)

Sophie: Hello? Listen. I'm leaving the place.

Everyone else: WHAT?

Sophie: I'm going back north of the border. I got a passport and everything.

Gorge: OK, then. I still can't afford long-distance calls!

Sophie: I'm still leaving, and perhaps maybe you don't need to. Goodbye!

Gorge: Bye, Sophie.

Chrome: Bye, orange otter.

Bagel: Goodbye.

John: Good riddance.

(John gets hit with a brick)

Gorge: Show some respect! She has feelings! Bye, Sophie! I'll miss you!

Trivia

 * Curiousgorge66 is being referred to as the show's creator.
 * The end credits for the series finale are altered so they fit the creator's writing ability.
 * This is the series finale.
 * Sophie's departure in the series finale meant that this is her last appearance in the Gorgeiverse.