User blog:TechKon/Confession

Alright, so this is something that I've been wanting to get off my chest for a while. For years, I have been thinking about my sexuality. I have always thought of myself as just a regular, straight cis white male, but I think my life has been a lie this entire time. Not sure what else to say, but, here we go. I think I am just going to go right out and say it.

My name is Aidan Jones, and I identify as a 6 year old bisexual weeaboo transspecies FNAFkin retard.

Yes, I know none of you are against that, but I thought you guys should know. It has been a hard past few months for me, trying to figure it all out, but I think I finally have. Like I said, I know you guys will be understanding about all of this.

Anyways, I guess I have finally figured out my true self. I feel, I don't know.. rejuvenated.. to just go out and say it. Let me just say that I have never, ever told anyone else in the world about this, not even my parents. I think I am finally ready to tell them, though, because I know they would be very understanding as well. I will continue to contribute to the wiki and stick with you guys along this journey, because this blog isn't going to change what I think of you or what you think of me. I love you all. :)

also I'm a fucking faggot who should really just get cancer like right now april fools you freddy freakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdQiSGb4Luw

I promise, this is not meant to offend anyone, but if you are... well okay, sorry I guess