User blog:EliNinja/EliShort - Sim Dripz

Gorge: ah, time for my 4pm caffeine-free Sun Drop

Eli: Uh, Gorge?

(Gorge drinks up the whole gallon)

Gorge: vat?

Eli: That's....... not caffeine-free

Gorge: psh, what're you talking abou-oh...

(Gorge notices the huge "CAFFEINE ULTRA" subtitle on the now-empty gallon of Sun Drop)

Eli: you just drunk a whole gallon of caffeine.

Gorge: oh........oh god...

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