Dark

Dark is an episode of Randomness Everywhere.

Transcript
(A white screen is shown for 12 seconds)

Car: What, no soap opera?

Gold: Awww.

(fades to black, and cuts to Car's garage)

(Car wheels into the garage and turns the light on)

Car: Time to read that book I never finished.

(Car gets a book and gets reading glasses)

Car: Chapter 1... BORING. (throws book out the window)

Soap: FREE BOOK! THANKS CAR!

Car: SOAP...

(The sun goes down and the moon comes up)

Car: ALREADY? AWWW. Well, I never had a chance to sleep in the garage... hmmm...

(FLASHBACK)

(Car is sleeping in several different locations, rather then the garage)

(FLASHBACK ENDS)

Car: OKAY. (turns off light switch)

(Meanwhile)

Paper: (yawns) Peanut butter sandwich before bed... (gets out a peanut butter sandwich and goes to sleep, falling face-first on the sandwich)

(screaming is heard from the garage)

(Paper is woken up)

Paper: A SANDWICH?! Oh. (runs) (goes back and takes sandwich with him)

(Paper opens the garage and sees Car screaming about seemingly nothing)

Paper: Car? EXPLAIN THIS.

Car: DARK

Paper: Dark?

Car: DARK

Paper: Dark?

Soap: DARK

Doorknob: LIIIGHT

Car: DARK!

Browz: DARKLY DARK.

Car: HELP ME BUDDY THE DARK IS EVIL

Paper: No it's not, stop whining. You're not a four-year old, you're SIXTEEN!

Car: HELP ME DESTROY THE DARK. (throws a chair at a dark wall)

Paper: We GOTTA do something about this.

(Car is seen being forced to drive in circles through a dark place)

Paper: Results... Very bad, made a brick wall tip over, ripped some guy's house in half, and still scared of the dark.

(Car is seen in a drive-in movie, glued to the floor, forced to watch the movie screen)

(Movie screen says: TBA)

TBA