User blog:Onion Senpai/1 year anniversary

Yup, it's been a year since I ruined my own life by coming here, yes, 365 days, I could've done something great, I could've stopped an armed robbery, I could've created world peace, I could've even discovered the meaning of life

but no

I decided to waste my life on a website full of hormonal teens, and an adult

I'm less proud of myself than the mother of a school shooter

Thankssssssssss

Bagel, you are ok

Chaossy, you are old kys

Kayem, have my babies

Chrome, I hope you witness jehovwatchamacalliit doing something great

Hat, I'm getting a divorce

The only female on the wiki, uh, thanks, for, uh, something

Bacon pancakes, watch better cartoons scrub

Tech, thanks for the edge, it really enjoyed my wrists

Des, thanks for selling me drugs

Gorge, you are probably the most amazing human being to ever exist on this cruel world, you have stopped wars, and you have brought happiness to all the lands, and for that, I thank you.

noobs, kys

I really know how to spend my time, don't I?