User blog comment:Candhfan621/My Birthday!!!!/@comment-24574398-20140703164124/@comment-2192924-20140714221553

Wow, thanks for the gift!


 * takes gift, yanking the eyeball out of the socket, then another one grows in it's place*

Wierd. Anyway...


 * Opens present, it's a pair of socks.*

Thanks for the socks I won't need, 'cuz I have no visible legs.