User blog:EliNinja/Super Mars Force 9

(3 girls run away past a downtown building)

(a giant blue monster is seen chasing the girls)

June (voice): Hi, my name is June Ransie, and I am 18 years old

June (voice): I have two alien roommates from Mars, a planet I use to study alot when I was 11

June (voice): One's a Koss (martians with white faces and natural make-up)

June (voice): the other's a Rah (martians with purple skin)

June (voice): and, this is us. The Super Mars Force 9 (thought of it myself :3)

'''- yesterday... -'''

June: ah....I'm finally 18 years old, I can finally live without my dumb mom, and I'm eating chips at 12pm like a lazy bones

June: I wonder if my boobs have grown any larger since I was a teen

(June heads to her bathroom)

(June grabs her boobs for 60 seconds)

June: I think I just cummed my boxers

(Door knock is heard)

June: I'm CUMMING....geez

(Door knocks get louder)

<p style="text-align:center;">June: Alright geez....

<p style="text-align:center;">(June opens the door and sees two weirdly skinned girls)

<p style="text-align:center;">June: listen, I don't have any candy, so trick-or-treat somewhere-

<p style="text-align:center;">(the 2 girls tackle June)

<p style="text-align:center;">- 10 minutes later -

<p style="text-align:center;">June: So you two come from Mars? and, there are different types of martians on your planet, and you need a chosen one to lead you since you had to escape your endangered planet?

<p style="text-align:center;">Glitter: Yeah pretty much

<p style="text-align:center;">June: Well, I just turned 18 yesterday, I'm sorry, but I gotta live my life as a free wom-

<p style="text-align:center;">(Biora bites June's neck)

<p style="text-align:center;">June: Ow, what the shitballs?

<p style="text-align:center;">(Biora headbutts June's face)

<p style="text-align:center;">June: Stop it, you fucking anima-

<p style="text-align:center;">(Biora starts mauling June)

<p style="text-align:center;">Glitter: Biora, that's enough!

<p style="text-align:center;">(Glitter grabs Biora by her arms)

<p style="text-align:center;">Biora: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!@#$%^&*_+~{}|:"<>?[];'\,./

<p style="text-align:center;">Glitter: Lets....(sigh), let's find someone else to take care of us homeless girls

<p style="text-align:center;">(thunder is heard)

<p style="text-align:center;">Glitter:......fuckballs

<p style="text-align:center;">June: What, it's just thunder, even if it did just turn from light to a moonless night sky- wait, what?!

<p style="text-align:center;">(Glitter and Biora get out their weapons and head outside)

<p style="text-align:center;">June: Well, I guess the word homeless caught me.....

<p style="text-align:center;">(Glitter and Biora come back into the house, covered in monster guts)

<p style="text-align:center;">June: Wow, did you just.....I can't believe how you....wow!

<p style="text-align:center;">Glitter: This is what we do everyday

<p style="text-align:center;">Biora: 0987654321`

<p style="text-align:center;">June: Do you......do you still wanna be my roomies or something?

<p style="text-align:center;">Glitter: (GASP) Yes, please, we've been looking for someone to live with for hours!, DAYS even!

<p style="text-align:center;">Biora: ;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D

<p style="text-align:center;">June: Come on in! Make yourselves home!

<p style="text-align:center;">- 3 days later -

<p style="text-align:center;">June: So, how are we gonna defeat this guy?

<p style="text-align:center;">Glitter: I've been saving this for a special occasion but...

<p style="text-align:center;">(Glitter gets a golden bomb from her pocket)

<p style="text-align:center;">Glitter: throw it at him and he will explode

<p style="text-align:center;">June: why can't you do it?

<p style="text-align:center;">Glitter: I suck at throwing stuff

<p style="text-align:center;">June: Ok, here goes nothing

<p style="text-align:center;">(June throws the bomb at the monster's face)

<p style="text-align:center;">(The whole downtown explodes)

<p style="text-align:center;">- 2 hours later -

<p style="text-align:center;">June (badly injured) - So...(blood cough), everday, huh?

<p style="text-align:center;">Glitter: Everyday hun :3

<p style="text-align:center;">(June dies)

<p style="text-align:center;">THE END?