User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/I bet you weren't expecting this

​WARNING
'''​The songs of this band are intended to be nonsensical and idiotic. You have been warned.'''

​Lyrics

 * ​CHORUS: Flashin' lights are in your eyes
 * ​Turtleformers in disguise
 * ​A tortoise in purgatory
 * ​Hold on, wait a flippin' minute
 * ​Dude, just plop the reptiles in it
 * ​A tortoise in purgatory
 * ​VERSE (Bagel): ​This isn't just a simple flick of a thumb
 * This force will make your brain go numb
 * ​The power of the tortoise is often understated
 * ​These disastrous monsters are often just crated
 * ​Shipped off into garden centres and pet shops
 * ​These supervillains in a half-shell will make your eyes pop
 * ​The pond, the lake and the swamp
 * ​These little buggers will make your body drop
 * ​BRIDGE: ​To the floor
 * ​You ain't gon' be livin' no more-ore-ore-ore
 * CHORUS
 * THEREMIN SOLO
 * BAGEL (in deep voice): ...Make your body drop
 * BRIDGE
 * CHORUS x2