User blog:EliNinja/Dudeshow - S1 E4 - Science Shmience

S1 E4 - Science Shmience - when Krazy's science project gets ruined, the gang tries to help him.

Science Shmience
(Screen shows Krazy's house)

(Screen cuts to Krazy's living room)

Krazy: One, more final, touch.

(Krazy puts the final touch to his science project)

Krazy: This jello machine will totally get me an A+ in science.

(A tornado comes out of nowhere and destroys Krazy's project)

(Krazy looks at the tornado as it exits out of his house and explodes)

Krazy:....What, the fuck, was that?

(Krazy looks at his ruined project and gasps)

(Dude enters the house and looks at the ruined project)

Dude (with tears in his eyes): Your jello machine.

(Dude cries)

Dude: (snif) I really (snif) wanted jello (snif, sinf) on my toast. (stops crying)

Dude: Ohai Krazy, so what's the biz, whiz?

Krazy: My project was killed.

Dude: You mean destroy--

Krazy (shaking his fist while looking at Dude): I DON'T FUCK ING CARE!

Dude: Whoa, gee whiz, calm down.

(NyanGir and Skitz enter the house and look at the ruined project)

Skitz (with suprised look): Whoa, holy crap.

NyanGir (angry): WHAT THE FUCK ING FUCK, MAN!

NyanGir (still angry): I wanted jello on my toast!

Dude (raises left hand): Same!

NyanGir: So, what the fuck is goin' on?

Krazy: My project got destroyed.

Dude: You mean--

Krazy (angry): DON'T YOU START, DUDE!

(Dude steps away)

(Dude runs away)

(Krazy catches him)

(Slaps him and Punches him)

Announcer: K.O.

Dude: .....ow....jebus phrist.

Dude: Guys, I think we should help Krazy rebuild his project.

Dude: First, we need to get all of our might ready!

NyanGir & Skitz: Yeah!

Dude: Then, we give all of our might to rebuilding Krazy's project

NyanGir & Skitz: Yes!

Dude: Finally, we do the finishing touch, and be as proud as a mother fuck er can be!

NyanGir & Skitz: Okay!

Krazy: Makin' progress, Dude.

Dude: So who's with me?!

NyanGir, Krazy, and Skitz: ALL OF US!

Krazy: Especially me, man!

Dude: THEN LET'S FUCK ING DO THIS SHIT !!!!!

(The gang gets to rebuilding Krazy's jello machine)

(Dude re-assembles the Jello cart inside the machine)

(NyanGir re-assembles the metal that makes the machine shiny)

(Skitz colors the machine golden-ish yellow, and adds the jello drive)

(Krazy adds the finishing touch)

Krazy: Yes!

Dude: Mission accomplished gang!

Dude: Group hug!

(nobody hugs Dude)

(Dude puts his arms down)

Dude (with eyes closed): Okay, maybe we shouldn't do tha--

(The gang hugs Dude)

Dude: ....Cool.

(Screen shows the school building)

(Screen cuts to the gang's science class)

Krazy: And there you have a....

Dude, Skitz, and NyanGir (standing next to Krazy): A Jello Machine!

(Class claps)

Science Teacher, Mrs. Fibber: Okay, that would be a...

Mrs. Fibber: A+ for jello on toast!

The Gang: Yeah!

(The machine breaks)

(Akward science)

(The Gang and Mrs. Fibber laugh)

Mrs. Fibber: F minus!

Dude: Eh, it's worth it.

The End. ©2014 by Dude2000.