Thread:IAmBagel/@comment-2192924-20120517122603/@comment-4736560-20120518231545

My Favorites are:

asdfmovie:

Lady: Somebidy help me, I'm being robbed

Tree-Man: I'll save you, TREE POWERS, ACTIVATE! *turns into tree*

asdfmovie2

Man: Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual!

Doctor: How can you tell?

Man: *barfs Rainbow* RRRAAAIINNBBOOWWSS

asdfmovie2 Deleted Scenes

Man: Oh, no I spilled my milk!

Man #2: YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!

Man: NOOOOO!! *drowns in milk*

Marmite is Terrible:

Boss: Steve, I'm givin' you a promotion!

Steve: *smiles*

(MARMITE)

Boss: Yep, now you're fired.

Steve: *frowns*

asdfmovie3:

Man: Joey, did you eat my sandwhich?

Joey: I am your sandwhich *goes into Man's mouth*

asdfmovie4:

Announcer: THE SCIENCE SHOW!

Science Show Host: Piano!

(piano falls)

Science Show Host: WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?!?!

asdfmovie5:

Man: I am going to punch you in the face!

Man #2: But it is opposite day.

Man: OOHH NOOO!!! *punches himself*