Pilot(IN THE FUTURE)

This is the pilot episode of Life (in space) Sucks.

Blurb
An astronaut's cat protects himself from an alien by hopping into a stasis tube. He is unearthed 100 years later and madness ensues.

Transcript
Narrator: It's the space race....countries compete for the first man on the moon. They compete to forever change the universe we all know. And it all begins with Apollo-666. They probably shoulkd have know the mission was cursed since the very beginning.

Astronaut 1: Doo-dah-dooh-dah! Gonna fly into space! Not get kidnapped and siected and slowly die from an alien race! Where are you Bingo-Poo!

Bingo: Go suf'cate in spa'ce.

Atsronaut 1: I WUV YOU TOO SNICKER BABY!

TBA