Fiction Foundry:Cartoon Con 2013/SuperSaiyanKirby's Press Conference

(SuperSaiyanKirby enters the room with Dunkin' Donuts coffee and doughnuts. Everyone cheers.)

SuperSaiyanKirby: This isn't my house.

(Everyone laughs.)

SuperSaiyanKirby: Oh right. I'm suppose to be here. Anyways, hello everyone, I'm SSK which stands for Sandwich Statue Krazyness, or something like that. I'm the creator of SSK Adventures, which stands for Singing Swamp Kitten, and Rock n' Bomb.

(The audience cheers.)

SuperSaiyanKirby: So, do you guys like SuperSaiyanKirby Adventures?

(The audience cheers.)

SuperSaiyanKirby: I'm glad you do. Anyways, Nickelodeon contacted me the other day and the show has been given a third season that will premiere in November.

(The audience cheers.)

SuperSaiyanKirby: Alright everyone. I got something for you. And it's not the Dunkin' Donuts stuff... unless I change my mind.

(The audience laughs.)

SuperSaiyanKirby: I have a sneak peek clip of the SuperSaiyanKirby Adventures season premiere "Attack of The Grues". 100% real or something like that, and it's here. Now I press this button, and good things happen.

(The Windows Blue Screen of Death appears on the projector.)

GLaDOS: Attention all Cartoon Convention-goers... due to technical difficulties with the clip, we are unable to see the sneak peek.

(Everyone goes "aww" in disappointment.)

GLaDOS: However... we have footage of an upcoming SSK video game. That stands for Sunny Sundays Kazoo. We will show the footage in three, two, one...

(The trailer for the new video game begins, and shows gameplay of the player playing as SSK (Strange Screwy Kayak), MattBoo, and Y-Guy as the heroes fight the evil forces of LT Fan. We see the text appear SuperSaiyanKirby Adventures: Attack of the LT Fan. Everyone cheers.)

SuperSaiyanKirby: Oh, for the record, a SSK movie is being produced, and I have it to be done by January 2014. Oh, and has anyone seen a camper van? Do not enter it. It's something that I'm doing. Well, everyone, that's all I have to say. Smiling Sunshine Kawaski, out!

(Everyone cheers as SSK leaves the room with the Dunkin Donuts.)