User blog comment:BaconMahBoi/I'm not actually Pookie, I'm.../@comment-28776531-20140523000945

We obviously know you're the one and only Mr. Pookie. In fact, you're so Mr. Pookie that you're not Mr. Pookie. Who even chose Mr. Pookie as a username anyways? Why am I ranting about this anyways, I could go do something useful with my time--

Sorry you had to see that.