User blog:IAmBagel/Bagel Yells At Things: School

WARNING: THIS IS A RANT BLOG, SO OF COURSE THERE'S GOING TO BE SWEARS

Hello ladies and gentlemen, amigos, etc, and welcome to the first edition of Bagel Yells At Things. This is basically a blog where I rant about things I hate...and yeah. That's it. First up, school. And no, i'm not going to complain about having to sit down and learn and shat like that. No, I'm talking about the students.

The main reason why I hate the people at my school is because of how you gain the respect of others. People don't respect you for being nice or kind or helping out, no no no no, they'll respect you for being an jerk-ass douchehorse, which is one of the reasons why the popular people at my school are assholes. They constantly make fun of other students, they never shut the fuck up in class, etc. And if you are actually nice and respectful, people will want your ass on a silver platter. If you are nice and respectful, people will view you as the "goody two-shoes", so of course, they're be a jerk to you with no end's meet. That's why I'm the quiet kid at school. I get barely any attention from basically everyone and people view me as a nobody. But I'm okay with that because that means the douches won't bother me.

A prime example on how people view the douches as gods is when I'm in entrepreneurship class (No, I'm not training to become an advertiser. It's a class where you invent things and stuff). In the class, we invent things made of..uh..other things, and we usually have a presenttation on what they do. I always add jokes to my presentation, and all the students (even the douches) laugh at my presentation, but as soon as you're the top-of-the-line in class, class is over, and people go back to praising the douches.

Tune in next week for Bagel Yells At Things where I will yell at: Terrible shows.