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The Horrible and Badly Written Crappy Cartoon is a television show on Nickelodeon. Wikia sent web. What will web do? Web used "Kick Dimento8's balls". Critical hit. Dimento is fainting. Dimento is way beyond fainting. FATALITY!!!

Characters
Bacon- The main protagonist who loves eating things. He is a bitch!!!

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Monster Tent- The main antagonist who is a living monster tent.

Sand- A tiny sand grain that nobody can see. He is Bacon's friend.

Floor Tile- A living, yellow floor tile who gets stepped on all theguyguygyiogygyo uygogy gyio g iiuh igih t eest t fu guyo gyo gy!

Green Balloon- A green balloon who is the most un-fortunate one, who always pops.

Mask- An annoying, creepy mask.

Leader Bee- A bee and an antagonist, always stinging people for no reason.

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Pussy- A mean, old dipsiht. She hates everybody.

Mouth- A mouth who laughs evilly for no reason whatsoever.

Lava- A puddle of lava that can't move.

Caffinated Web: A version of Web. This character drank three two-liters of Mountain Soda and, while under a sugar-high, walked into this show.

Four- A number four.

Pencil- A superhero who can draw things. Sand is a huge fan of him.

Eraser- An evil eraser who can erase things. He is the nemesis of Pencil.