User blog comment:Sr.Wario/CC 2014 Game!/@comment-28776531-20140723144038

Finished. It's called Chrome's Short of Chromeyness.

Short
Chrome: What? Are we rolling? Oh. Hi, I'm Chrome, and I protect New City from evil. I'm here today with Bagel, who I forced to be here-- I mean, kindly invited into the studio. I'd like to show you everything I can show you for watching our show for so long! So first we'll move to the characters. And this short may be a little long, but guess what? I don't give a crap! Now let's go!

(Chrome walks throughout the studio and meets Rob)

Chrome: This is Invader Bob!

Rob: ROB.

Chrome: Uh, yes, Rob. I nearly forgot your name. Are you excited to be in this short?

Rob: Well not really. How did I even get here?

Chrome: Magic! Now, where do you come from?

Rob: ...you know this already, Chrome. Irk.

Chrome: ...Irk?

Rob: Yes.

Chrome: Wow, what a strange name for a planet! NEXT.

(John comes)

Chrome: Hey, John! Are you excited for this interview?

John: Not at all.

Chrome: Good! What was your first gun?

John: Secret.

Chrome: Uh, okay then, what was your first word?

John: Secret.

Chrome: Your favorite color?

John: Secret.

Chrome: Favorite food? Anything?

John: Secret.

Chrome: Uh, okay, moving on.

(Lord Zorgu comes)

Chrome: Hello, Zorgu! Now tell me, how big is your ship?

Lord Zorgu: ...no. Screw this, I'm out of here.

Chrome: Wait, come ba-

(a brick is thrown at Chrome's head)

Chrome: ...ow. Next.

(Soap comes)

Soap: Hi, neighbor!

Chrome: Get out!

Soap: Bai, neighbor!

Chrome: Ugh. Next.

(Shaddust comes)

Shaddust: Hmm. I simply do not have time for this "short". I wonder how I even got here... well, we'll save that for later. I'm leaving, goodbye.

Chrome: Ugh...

(Milkman comes)

Chrome: Ah, Milkman! So, is it boring being the milkman?

Milkman: (sarcasticly) Best job on the planet, ever.

Chrome: Good! Moving on.

(the Gameboy comes)

Chrome: Well, I suppose we can have time to interview the bloody brick. Uh, so, how were you made--

Gameboy: NEVER.

Chrome: ...err, okay then, how is it like-

Gameboy: NO.

Chrome: Favorite f-

Gameboy: COME WITH ME.

(Chrome and Bagel get transported into VECTOR LAND)

Chrome: Oh...no. Hey, look, it's Cubey! What is your favorite food?

Cubey: (silence)

Chrome: Favorite song?

Cubey: (silence)

Chrome: Anything?

Cubey: (silence)

Chrome: Okay, moving on.

(Chrome climbs up to a tall building with a megaphone)

Chrome: ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS.

(the citizens begin to round up in front of the building)

Chrome: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR.

(the citizens walk away)

Chrome: ...crap.

(Chrome throws the megaphone at Cubey, and then Chrome and Bagel get sent back to the real world.)

Chrome: ...phew. Oh, I forgot to interview Bagel! Wh-

(Bagel is seen in a fight with King Jerk)

Chrome: Oh. Well, is the short over? Are we still rolling--

i put zero effort into this short