Free Pizza

Free Pizza is the fourth episode of the second season of Chrome's Show of Chromeyness.

Short Plot
Chrome gets a strange invitation for some free pizza, and he ends up in a Chuck-E-Cheese parody.

Transcript
Chrome: (in his fron yard on a lawn chair, trying to throw rocks at birds) Come on... two birds! One stone and two birds!

Rob: No, you've got it all wrong! You have to throw two birds into one stone!

Chrome: Ahhhh, it all makes sense now.

(an invitation flies into Chrome's face)

Rob: Hey, what's that?

Chrome: Free pizza. Free pizza? FREE PIZZA!

Rob: Can I come?

Chrome: YEAH! Let's go!

(Chrome and Rob drive the Voot Cruiser to the pizzeria)

Rob: Alright, we're here.

Chrome: Oh my god it looks so great--

(Bagel steps out of the pizzeria)

Chrome: Hey Bagel!

Bagel: What are you doing here?

Chrome: I dunno. Got an invitation for some free pizza.

Bagel: Weird... me too.

Chrome: Now I'm gonna go eat some free pizza. Okay Rob, you can go home now.

Rob: But you said I can come!

Chrome: I meant... you can come help me get there.

Rob: You win this round! I'm gonna go hit that stone with those birds now.

Chrome: Bye! (Chrome walks inside the pizzeria, admiring all the decorations) Wow, this place is awesome...

(a dog animatronic walks up to Chrome)

Dog animatronic: Hey there kid! What's y-y-y-your name?

Chrome: My name's Chrome, I think!

Dog animatronic: My name's Spot, I think! Make yourself at home and e-e-enjoy the free pizza!

Chrome: Okay, thanks weirdo!

(Bagel walks in)

Bagel: I also forgot to mention they have these animatronics here. Really good ones too.

Chrome: (gasps) My brethren! (runs to the stage where they're performing)

Bagel: There he goes.

(a car pulls up into the parking lot, with a rich Guy stepping out, shaking Bagel's hand)

Guy: Greetings, random breakfast item! Do you know where the owner of this fine establishment is?

Bagel: Uh... no clue.

Guy: Ah, my dearest apologies for bothering you like this. The name's Guy. Guy Guy.

Bagel: You sound familiar...

Guy: Yeah... (takes off his glasses revealing bloodshot eyes) I KNOW. (puts his glasses back on) Well, just tell the owner of this place if you see him that Mr. Guy is in the building...

Bagel: Got it.

(meanwhile, inside the pizzeria)

Chrome: TICKEETTTTTSSS.

(Chrome goes to the prize place)

Janice: What can I get you today?

Chrome: One prize please!

Janice: Well, you, uh, only have one ticket. That earns you... a piece of string!

(Janice gives Chrome a piece of string)

Chrome: It's so... beautiful!

(Guy walks in)

Chrome: Hmm... I swear I know that guy from somewhere... anyways, (Chrome waves the string in the air)

(the screen cuts to the animatronic band playing)

Spot and the rest of the band members: And you only stop eating that pizzaaaaaa, when you're done with all the games, hey! When you're done with all the games.

(the audience erupts with cheers, including Chrome)

(meanwhile)

Mechanic: Don't worry, boss. Nobody can win that many tickets to win that prize.

Boss: Oh, what about that guy over there?

(Chrome is counting his tickets)

Chrome: 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152...

Boss: Here, he can't possibly have 1,000,000 tickets to win that night tour.

Chrome: 1,000,000! Yay, where's my prize!

Janice: Congratulations! You and three other friends will be allowed to go to this place at night! Have fun! (hands Chrome a paper)

Chrome: Oooohhh... (puts the string in his weapon storage and stares at the paper)

(a few hours later)

Chrome: Bagel! Rob! John! I got this prize at the pizzeria a few blocks away! A free night tour.

John: At the pizzeria? Are you sure?

Rob: I'M SCARED OF THE NIGHT!

Chrome: Relax, we'll just go into the kitchen and steal all the pizza.

Rob: Sounds like a plan!

TBA.