Lightning Pegasus

Lightning Pegasus is the eighth episode in the first season of Pookie's Awesome Cartoon Thing. It is the eighth episode overall.

Synopsis
The gang meet a pegasus who can control lightning.

Characters

 * Pookie
 * Chrome
 * Bagel
 * Lightning Pegasus
 * Narrator
 * Cityville Citizens
 * Old Man

Transcript
(Theme song)

(Titlecard)

(Episode starts with a book on the screen. In fancy writing, it says "The Story of the Lightning Pegasus".)

Narrator: Once upon a time, that time is whatever time it is right now when you are watching this episode, there was a story. This story is right in front of me. It was some sort of magic book- wait, a magic book? What kind of surreal work is this? I mean, I know that this show does not at all make any sense, but even for this show, that is so unrealistic! If you compare a multicoloured seziure pterodactyl with this, it's like that pterodactyl is your pet! Ha ha ha! Now we may read this story- oh wait, it's so unrealistic that it suddenly goes into one of the picture and you see some characters DOING IT! Jeez, I HATE this show! Why did I even sign up for this job? I mean, some-

Pookie: Dude, that's nearly seven lines you've filled up. JUST TELL THE GOSH DARN STORY!

Narrator: OK, OK, I just think it's- (Narrator bursts out laughing. We then hear a thump.)

Pookie: Finally, the narrator is dead! Guys, you can come out now!

(Chrome and Bagel climb out of the book)

Chrome: My circuits are still in there. Wait, hold on, what?

(Chrome blows up)

Pookie: Chrome, this is only the eighth episode of our show, and that's at least fourteen times you've blown u-

(Chrome blows up again)

Pookie (whispers): Lightning Pegasus, this is your cue! Just come out, and we'll pretend to be surprised!

(Pegasus crashes through the roof)

Pookie, Chrome and Bagel: *fake gasp* A PEGASUS?

Pegasus: That's so right! And I can control lightning!

Pookie, Chrome and Bagel: *fake gasp* A PEGASUS WHO CAN CONTROL LIGHTNING?

Bagel (whispering): Wow, this is just like the synopsis!

Pegasus: Check it out!

(Lightning bolt hits Chrome, causing him to blow up yet again)

Pookie: Three times in two and a half minutes? This is one sad show.

(Montage of the gang having fun with the pegasus)

Chrome: Wait, why are we just shooting lightning at this old guy?

Pookie: Meh, that's just the life of a secondary character.

(Scene cuts to a large, Rube-Goldberg like contraption. The pegasus shoots lightning at it, causing a chain reaction. The lightning sets fire to a rope, which will burn and set free a large brick, which falls onto a seesaw and releases a marble which goes on to a marble run. At the end of the marble run, there is another marble which the first marble hits, causing to roll over to a bucket of water, tipping it over and landing on Chrome, causing him to blow up for the fifth time. The explosion destroys a rope holding a bucket of paint, which makes it soak Pookie and Bagel in paint. They all laugh.)

Pookie: OK, I'm taking a shower now.

Bagel: No, I am!

Pookie: No, I am!

Bagel: Yeah, we all know what this causes, so, JUMP CUT!

(Scene cuts to the gang and the pegasus)

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Cast
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