User blog:EliNinja/Dudeshow - S1 E6 - Friend Fort

S1 E6 - Friend Fort - Dude and Krazy make a fort out of pillows, and invite Bagel and Rob to a coffee party they have at the fort.

Guess Starring IAmBagel & Invader Rob.

Friend Fort
(Screen shows Dude making a pillow fort & Krazy preparing the coffee)

Dude: Hey, Krazy.

Krazy: What?

Dude: How's the coffee doing?

Krazy: To be honest, I hate coffee, but it's doing great.

Dude: So, maybe this episode could have some guess stars since Dudeshow was on a long-ass hiatus?

Krazy: Yeah, okay.

Dude: So, who should we invite?

Krazy: How about Bagel & Rob?

Dude: Yeah, we should definately invite them.

Krazy: Okay, phone them.

Dude: I'll phone Bagel first.

(Dude phones Bagel)

Dude: Hey, Bagel.

Bagel: What is it, Dude?

Dude: Me & Krazy just made a fort out of pillows and we're hosting a coffee party.

Dude: Wanna come?

Bagel: Sure.

Dude: Okay, then come the fuck over here to Dude & Krazy's Coffee Party!

Bagel: Okay, I'll be there. See ya.

Dude: Bye.

(Dude hangs up)

Dude: Now we gotta call Rob.

Dude: & Krazy, Can you drink the coffee with us and throw up every time you drink it?

Krazy: .......Why?......

Dude: That's what your real life counterpart requested.

Krazy: Ugh, fine. But if i get super sick, I blame my real life counterpart.

Dude: Why not me?, I accepted the request.,

Krazy: But me in real life asked.

Dude: Oh, Ok.

(Dude phones Rob)

Dude: Hey, Rob.

Rob: What?

Dude: Wanna come to my coffee party at my house?

Rob: Sure, that's sound cool.

Dude: Great, So come the fuck over here!

Rob: Okay.

Dude: Okay, see ya.

(Dude hangs up)

(Dude hears knocks at his front door)

(Dude opens the door to see Bagel & Rob)

Dude: Holy Shit, you guys came fast.

Dude: Krazy, put the sugar into the coffee cups.

(Screen cuts to The four boys drinking coffee)

Krazy: So, (sips & hurls) what do you think of the coffee?

Bagel: Tastes a bit great.

(Rob sips)

Rob: (Sighs) it's amazing with the sugar.

(Dude sips)

(Dude spits it out)

Dude: Sugar, please.

Krazy: Oh yeah, I forgot.

(Krazy pours sugar in Dude's coffee)

(Dude sips)

Dude: (sigh), much better.

Krazy: Okay. (sips & hurls)

Rob: Hey, Dude.

Dude: What?

Rob: Want some honey in your coffee?

Dude: Sure. You want some coffee cream?

Rob: Okay.

Bagel: How about some syrup in your's, Krazy?

Krazy: Sure. You want some chocolate with your's?

Bagel: Sure.

(Rob pours honey into Dude's coffee while he pours coffee cream in Rob's)

(Bagel pours syrup in Krazy's while he puts chocolate in Bagel's)

(They all sip)

All: Ahhhhhh.

(Screen cuts to the boys finished with their coffee)

Dude: Let's play some pillow gun.

Bagel: What's that?

Dude: It's where you poke a hole into a pillow and shoot feathers out of it.

Dude: I used to play pillow gun with my old friends before I moved here to Fanford, California.

Bagel: Oh?

Dude: LET'S START!

(Dude shoots feathers at Krazy)

(Rob does a super-shot attack at Dude with his pillow gun)

(Bagel sneak attacks Rob)

(Dude get his pillow gun ready)

Dude: Say hellur to my little friend, Asshooooole.

(Dude does a tripple sauce attack (tripple sauce: where you shoot everyone in pillow gun at once) on Bagel)

Dude: NNN-NNN-NNNNNNOICE!

(Krazy shoots Dude)

Krazy: I am the champ--

(Dude, Bagel, & Rob do a team-up super-shot at Krazy)

Krazy: AAAAAHHHH!

(Screen cuts to Rob & Bagel leaving Dude's house)

Dude: Bye, guys.

Bagel & Rob: Bye.

Dude: Wow Krazy, I can't believe you didn't throw up after drinking coffee with syrup.

Krazy: Yeah.

Dude: Well, congrats, man.

Dude: Here's 10 bucks, it's all my mom gave me.

(Krazy takes the 10-dollar bill)

Krazy: Thank You, Dude.

(Krazy throws up in Dude's face)

Krazy: See ya.

Dude: Bye.

The End. ©2014 by Dude2000.