User blog:Kayem-san/HOW TO MAKE A SUCCESSFUL SHOW

STEP 1.

Fanonverse it, bro!

STEP 2.

Feature these characters: Bagel, Chrome, and John! Why? Because they appear in everything mainstream! Everything mainstream is successful! Everyone knows this you fucking scrub! God!

STEP 2.5

Sell your soul to Satan.

STEP 3.

Drama and humor and a fucking moral! Ex. Bagel gets aids, Chrome tries to unravel the mystery behind it, and John lectures you about safe sex! "Put plastic on your dick you fucking scrub" - John, 2015. Oh, and a tear jerker! Make the audience fucking cry!

STEP 4.

A group! You need a fucking group! This is common sense in Hero 101!

STEP 5.

Make a spooky villain that likes to kill shit and make sure that asshole dies at the hands of the hero!

ARE YOU SUCCESSFUL YET?

Fucking you better believe it.

This is satire I even took shots at myself so if you're offended then rekt me.