User blog comment:EliNinja/Dudeshow - S1 E3 - Tarantula/@comment-24574398-20140308192010/@comment-24574398-20140308192738

Although

1. You be not my best pal.

2. I would never "feel alive". I would be the one sitting around on a bench.

Also, well done for making the series less adult. Time Machine was a cursebridgefullofcurses.