User blog:KingOfSpriters12/What pot would our characters smoke?

Man that title sounds weird. Allow me to explain. Y'see, Cracked linked me to a site called Leafly today. It's a site that lists over 500 different strains of pot, and giving detailed descriptions of each. And seeing how the seed's been legalized in Colorado recently, I figured I might as well honor that site by finding out just what our characters would toke up.

John: King's Kush

It's a great stress reliever, and gives one a feeling of euphoria and laziness. Definitely something John would enjoy, provided it doesn't make him too paranoid.

Web: Very Berry Haze

Has a fruity taste and makes you energized. You can see how Web would be all over that. Also, it relieves pain, and Web, being a fighter, takes a lot of abuse.

Y-Guy: LSD

Y-Guy is easily the most random show on the site, maybe second to ACOPA. But Y-Guy is just kind of normal. Hallucinating is a great way to get used to the shit Crazville throws at you.

SSK: Dairy Queen

Dairy Queen lives up to it's namesake, tasting very creamy and helping to relieve stress. It also promotes sleep, which I imagine SSK loses a lot of having to Govern Nicktropolis and fend off LT Fan.