User blog:Onion Senpai/CHAOSSY VS. CHROME - RETARDALERT KAYEMSTAR EXPOSED, AND BAGEL FARTED IN AN ELEVATOR

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET ROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NUDES, NOW LADIES, FAGGOTS, AND SNOWFLAKES, OUR FIRST STORY IS WHACK, KAYEMSTAR HAS BEEN EXPOSED AS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE 9/11 ATTACK,  A TUMBLR POST MADE BY TUMBLR USER, IMNOTBAGEL PROVES THIS FACT, WE'LL READ OUT HIS POST RIGHT NOW

“Kayemstar used his OC robots to hijack planes, he also raped me, this is true, I'm totally not doing this for attention “

NOW I'VE INVITED KAYEMSTAR TO BE ON MY SHOW, BUT HE HASN'T RESPONDED SO HE'S GUILTY AND HE DESERVES THE ELECTRIC CHAIR

ALSO IN THE NUDES, BAGEL HAS FARTED IN AN ELEVATOR, HE IS HITLER

AND NOW FOR OUR FINAL STORY, CHAOSSY AND CHROME ARE FIGHTING, CHAOSSY SAID  “I like poking things “ Chrome responded with  “I don't “ THIS TOTALLY MEANS A WAR HAS BROKE OUT

AND THAT'S IT FOR THE NEWS TODAY, RETARDALERT NATION IS AT 3.5656555 BILLION SUBS, THANKS FOR THE MUNS BUT I TOTS CARE ABOUT YOU GUYS.