User blog:EliNinja/EliShows Promo

You like cartoons?

Person: Uh....yeah?

You like watching cartoons?

Person: Yeah......Yes!

You like cartoons all day long?

Person: Wait, what about Cartoon Net-oh wait, it's not all day....Yeah, I guess so

Watch EliShows!

Person: Wait, but-

We have 24-hours of the hottest EliNinja animation yet!

Person: That's cool and all, but-

Eli Shmow, We The Peepul, Work Dungeon, you name it!

Person: I love watching a lot of cartoons, but-

EliShows is the number one place to get your daily overdose of fresh EliNinja cartoons!

Person: Wow, that's ama-

And it's not just TV shows, it's ELI shows! All day lo-

Person: DOOD!

<p style="text-align:center;">Vat?

<p style="text-align:center;">Person: I...I don't have EliSho-

<p style="text-align:center;">Call or email your local cable and satelite company nnnoooow!!!!!

<p style="text-align:center;">Person: Wow, that's actually a great idea!

<p style="text-align:center;">Or you can just get the EliShows app for Android and IOS and watch full episodes of your fave EliShows AND watch the 24-hour linear EliShows channel! No cable login required!

<p style="text-align:center;">Person: Duude, that's even better! I'll make sure to watch EliShows all day! Thanks man!

<p style="text-align:center;">Nononononono, thank yoooouuu (mwah)

<p style="text-align:center;">Person: ooo....kay?

<p style="text-align:center;">(person runs away)

<p style="text-align:center;">It's EliShows! Not just TV shows, EliShows!