User blog:Curiousgorge66/Chrome's Incident of Chromeyness Transcript

Okay... I finished off the transcript on Curiousgorge55 Fanon Wiki, and I'd like to paste it here.

Transcript
(Billy descends from the heavens)

Gorge: Hi, Billy.

Billy: (cold silence)

Gorge: Wait... who is that with Billy?

(sees she is waking up)

Chrome: Let's place her somewhere comfortable.

(the next day)

Gorge: She's waking up.

Sophie: Ugh... who are you guys?

Chrome: Um... Gorge, who is this?

Gorge: Where do you live?

Sophie: I need to get back to the lake...

Chrome: Gorge, is this an otter?

Gorge: Yes... Why else would she go back to the lake?

BatDoug: It is I, BatDoug, Defender of-

Gorge: Nothing.

BatDoug: DON'T BE RIDUCULOUS! I DEFEND EVERYTHING! I invented an Animorph ray! It turns people into animals!

Chrome: Yes, explain.

(BatDoug turns Sophie into a seal)

Gorge: Stand still as I turn you back to normal.

(Gorge accidentally turns Sophie into a cat)

Sophie: (meow)

Gorge: Aww... but no.

(at Chrome's house)

Chrome: What is all this string?

(Gorge uses the time machine)

Chrome: NO, THAT'S A-

(Gorge is already going to the past)

Chrome: -prototype. Dammit, Bagel! Why does he take the prototype one? We're doomed.

(Gorge goes back to the present)

Gorge: Uhhh... Chrome? There's something I need you to know.

Chrome: What?

Gorge: Sophie's the cousin of other otters.

Chrome: Odd. Why is it that everything is normal?

Gorge: Come on, ray. (fires a perfect shot which turns Sophie back to normal) Oh, that otter has shoes. Which isn't weird for a Petting Zoo Person.

(BatDoug barges in)

BatDoug: THERE'S AN OTTER ATTACK! I tried to arrest them, but there were too many.

Chrome: Oh, Doug...

BatDoug: WHO'S THIS DOUG YOU SPEAK OF?

(Chrome gets in the car, leaving Gorge behind)

(Gorge and Sophie ride Gorge's bike)

Gorge: Uh... Sophie?

Sophie: Help, we're gonna die!

(Chrome stops and opens the door)

Chrome: GET IN!

Gorge: What?

Chrome: GET IN IF YOU WANNA LIVE!

(Gorge and Sophie get in)

Chrome: Gorge, you still have the ray thingy?

Gorge: You mean... (takes out the Animorph ray) this thing? Well, I'll use it.

(turns the ambushing otters into seals)

(Chrome stops the car)

Chrome: That thing just saved our lives!

(Chrome goes home)

Sophie: (screams) That string...

Chrome: Hold that thought, Sophie! (flashes back)

Charlene: Here, Chromey! Here's a present!

Young Chrome: Yay, a present!

Charlene: Yes, Chrome, it's a present!

(Charlene opens it up to reveal marionette string)

Young Chrome: Yay, string!

(flashback ends)

Chrome: Uhhh...

(Alt. Chrome arrives)

Gorge: Who is that?

Chrome: It's me.

(Alt. Sophie arrives)

Gorge: And who is THAT?

Sophie: It's ME!

Gorge: Let's take this to the field!

(at the field)

(Alt. Sophie punches Gorge)

Gorge: Ow! You're causing more trouble than the real Sophie, and... she just got bigger, right?

Chrome: Uhh... a little.

(Alt. Sophie grows into a giantess)

(Alt. Sophie runs off)

Gorge: (on the phone) Hey, Cy.

Cy: Hi. What's up?

Gorge: Well... did that one book send Sophie here?

Cy: The book was evil!

Gorge: Uh... yeah.

Cy: The book is evil as sin!

(Gorge hangs up)

Chrome: Okay, this happens all the time, so I'm going home.

(Dores arrives)

Dores: Um... Gorge, why-

Gorge: (punches Dores) Got you!

(Dores runs away)

Gorge: Wait! (pulls out Grow Ray) I wonder?

(Gorge tries to shrink Alt. Sophie, but each shot makes her bigger)

Alt. Sophie: You'll never turn me back! HAHAHA!

(Chrome and Hope arrive)

Chrome: Okay, Gorge! Try to press and hold.

Gorge: I tried that. Guess I have to enlarge the real Sophie. (gets an idea) Chrome! CATCH!

(Chrome grabs the ray)

Chrome: Now what?

Gorge: (grabs a megaphone) ENLARGE THE REAL SOPHIE!

(Chrome enlarges the real Sophie)

Sophie: Okay, one on one.

(Both Sophies fight)

Hope: Ahh, this reminds me of a movie I watched.

Chrome: What?

Hope: Where a giant robot defeats a giant alien? Really cheesy and low-budget.

Gorge: No, this goes toward Attack of the 50-foot Woman.

(Alt. Sophie grows bigger)

Gorge: Well, there goes the Chromeyness budget. In fact, the whole Fanonverse if she stomps even once!

(Gorge fires another perfect shot)

(Both Sophies are back to normal)

Sophie: What happened?

Alt. Sophie: (punches Sophie) I was enjoying that experience! (runs off)

Gorge: Okay, now what?

Chrome: I'm adventured-out. How about some Papa Squeegee's?

Sophie: Sure!

Gorge: I'll go.

(at Papa Squeegee's)

Sophie: Yum! How'd they make these?

(a Parasprite gets into Sophie somehow)

(Sophie eats all the edible stuff in the restaurant)

(The Parasprite escapes)

Sophie: And... wait, why am I still normal?

Gorge: Considering how you ate EVERYTHING!

Sophie: I had this uncontrollable hunger...

Chrome: Ugh... a PARASPRITE!!!

Gorge: Those make you evil.

Chrome: So...

(the next day, Chrome is awake and breakfast was already made)

Chrome: You made breakfast?

Sophie: Yes.

Chrome: Well, thanks.

Daccino: Hey guys, I love camping! Let's go!

(during the trip to the Campgrounds)

(Hope gets turned into an otter)

Hope: (asleep) Yes, Chrome... (wakes up) Why do I feel... different? (looks at window) (screams)

Chrome: Ugh. (turns Hope back)

Hope: Thanks.

(Hope gets turned into an otter various times)

(she gets turned back to normal)

Hope: I'm glad to be back to normal! One...

(About a million reasons later)

(Chrome puts the gun in the fire)

Hope: I'm gonna practice flying!

(Hope flies with Chrome, but then she gets heavier)

Gorge: Umm... Hope, that Double Subversion is happening to you!

Hope: Oh no! Look at me!

Chrome: Hope, fly! FLY!

(Hope turns back to normal and then it subverts various times)

(Hope turns back to normal)

Gorge: Here, have some water.

Bagel: Was that water?

Gorge: Uh-oh.

Bagel: We're doomed.

Gorge: Yes. Hope, how are you doing?

Hope: Horrible, I'm as tall as that tree.

(Hope shrinks back to normal)

(Alt. Sophie arrives)

Alt. Sophie: Looking for me? Oh, girls?

(more Alt. Sophies arrive and a big battle starts)

(all but one Alt. Sophie is defeated)

(Mirror Sophie appears)

Mirror Sophie: Just thought I'd drop by for a visit. Now, where did that user go?

Gorge: Well, let's fight her!

(Alt. Sophie turns Hope into an otter)

Hope: (screams)

(Chrome turns Hope back to normal)

Elijah: What's up?

(Alt. Sophie turns everyone but Gorge into various animals and Gorge turns them all back to normal)

(Alt. Sophie gets turned into an ant)

(Alt. Sophie gets squashed)

Gorge: Mirror Sophie... you're next!

(Mirror Sophie turns herself into a monster otter, then gets turned into an ant and squashed)

(more Alt. Sophies appear, they turn into monster otters, then giant otters)

(Chrome gets a phone call)

Rob: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

(Chrome hangs up)

(Numerous phone calls later)

Chrome: I made the Pok- (TV Static is heard) -Remote.

Hope: Let's test it.

Chrome: It's secret is never to be revealed.

(Gorge turns all the Alt. Sophies into ants)

(Gorge gets a phone call)

Chrome: There's gonna be a storm of cats and dogs.

Gorge: No, that's a metaphor!

(Gorge hangs up)

Gorge: Just in case, though... TO THE TENT!

(It actually rains cats and dogs who destroy the tent)

(the cats and dogs attack the Alt. Sophies)

Gorge: There's only one solution!

Sophie: Go home?

Daccino: What? I don't wanna go!

Sophie: It's the only solution!

(everyone gets in the car and drives home)

Sophie: So back in 2001, I was 18 months old.

Gorge: Tell us more.

Sophie: So I had some adventures...

(after a long talk)

Sophie: And that's why I like adventure! Sorta.

Bagel: And it all ended up as GoAnimate stories.

(CRASH)

Chrome: Bagel, what are you doing?

Bagel: We're sorry about your RV.

Chrome: That's okay. Look at what I found! (shows ad for Lots-O-Pizza) And it's in Texas!

(everyone teleports there)

(after a long hike)

Sophie: We're here.

Gorge: Well, that's not right!

(they go in)

Employee: Checking for kids. (Checks Sophie) You may enter.

Gorge: (whispers) If only you stayed like that for life.

Sophie: (whispers) But I can't.

Chrome: Wow, this place is really low budget.

(Gorge goes to the soda fountain)

Gorge: RC Cola? Hate it. 7-UP? Drink it if I have to. Sunkist? Caffeinated. Sun Drop? No. (gasps) They have Caffeine-free Sun Drop!

Daccino: Look at that pirate hook!

(Sophie is seen eating all 1,200 pizzas she received)

Elijah: She's like that? Wow...

Gorge: Well, that Parasprite made her hungry...

(an animatronic who possesses the pirate hook comes out)

Gorge: F-F-Foxy?

Foxy: Argh, me matey! Ye be walking the plank!

Gorge: Yep. This place is weird for a place called Lots-O-Pizza. Chrome, is that logo a fake?

Chrome: Yes.

(an animatronic band comes out)

Gorge: Those look... familiar. (gasps) (whispers) Chrome... This is Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

Chrome: Okay...

(everyone but Elijah splash soda all over the animatronics)

Gorge: Okay-

Employee: It's closing time. Please get out.

(Mike Fitzgerald arrives)

Mike: Could you please get out? I've got the night shift.

Gorge: See ya!

Sophie: Bye!

Daccino: FOXY!!! (goes into Pirate Cove)

(outside)

Sophie: Ugh. That place was creepy as heck.

(Gorge checks his 3DS)

Gorge: The place is fake. One, the Bite of '87 happened two years after Caffeine-free Dr. Pepper was introduced! Two, the original didn't have Caffeine-free Sun Drop. It wasn't around back then!

(Golden Freddy arrives)

Sophie: Um... hi, Golden Freddy.

Golden Freddy: (XSCREAM2 plays)

Gorge: How dare you say that to Sophie!

(inside)

(Chrome is curled up in a ball, but teleports home)

Chrome: We're home.

Sophie: Yeah.

(Lord Zorgu arrives)

Lord Zorgu: I'm gonna take over the world tomorrow.

(Lord Zorgu disappears)

Sophie: He has issues.

(the next day)

Lord Zorgu: I LIED! I will destroy the world!

(he is defeated)

Chrome: Wait!

(Chrome, Hope and Sophie imagine bloody corpses, one of a male otter)

Sophie: Nova.

Hope: Nova.

Chrome: Nova.

Gorge: Okay, Nova's going down!

(at the portal, everyone goes down, Gorge gets a parachute and grabs Sophie's paw)

Sophie: Thanks, Gorge.

Chrome: We're all gonna die!

(they all land on a soft surface)

Chrome: Dammit, it's locked!

(Gorge picks the lock)

Elijah: What's up?

Gorge: Who's that?

Bacon: Hi.

Elijah: She's from London.

Gorge: Well, let's do this!

(they barge in Nova's chamber)

Nova: Hello, Chrome! Just... checking up on you.

Chrome: You're a murderer!

Nova: What?

Chrome: You're a MURDERER!

Nova: Me? A murderer? HAHAHA!

(a long fight begins)

Nova: You'll never win!

(BatDoug charges at Nova, but goes right through him)

Nova: Ahh, puffballs.

(Sophie charges at Nova)

Nova: And who's that? An otter? Well, such furry fury we have!

(Chrome gets sent into space)

Hope: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Gorge: Meh, what the heck? (sends the bomb into space)

Nova: No, MAH BOMB!

(Nova goes into space)

Sophie: Let me save Chrome!

Gorge: WHAT?

Sophie: Turn me into a space whale!

Gorge: But, your fur makes you pretty!

Sophie: JUST DO IT!

(Gorge turns Sophie into a space whale and sends her into space)

Gorge: Got Chrome yet?

Sophie: (makes whale noises) (Translation: Not yet!)

Gorge: Uh... You got him. I'll pull you up!

(Sophie and Chrome get pulled up)

(Sophie gets turned back to normal)

Chrome: Thanks, Gorge!

(the next day)

Nova: Hi, everyone! (they get sent to 2001 in Sophie's houseboat)

Gorge: Hi, Sophie's father! Nice to-

Sophie's dad: Who are you?

Nova: He doesn't know any of you!

(Baby Sophie crawls onto Gorge)

Gorge: I think she likes me!

Nova: Anyways... everything has to end eventually. Even otters.

(they get sent to John The Marksman's grave in 4000)

Nova: See? Even Marksmen have to die eventually.

(they get sent to 100,000)

(they see that New City is now a forest)

Nova: Even cities.

(They get sent to 1998)

Nova: Even your mother had to die.

Sophie: No!

Nova: Yes.

Sophie's mother: Do you know where I can find a hospital?

Nova: This is before otters even had houseboats. They weren't allowed any property.

Sophie's mother: I need a hospital! My baby's due today!

Nova: But her baby- You, Sophie- wasn't born that day. And most of you- even you, Gorge- were born before her.

(they get sent to an alternate timeline in 2014)

Gorge: Who's that?

Nova: That's you... and Sophie's mother if Sophie was never born!

Gorge: A 17-year pregnancy is too long!

Alt. Sophie's mother: Get her out, please.

Alt. Gorge: I'm not a real doctor.

(Alt. Chrome is wreaking havoc)

Gorge: So... Why am I trying to get Sophie's mother to give birth when Alt. Chrome is destroying the town?

Nova: Because... This is the timeline where Sophie's mother had everything glued. Her baby has long since died.

Gorge: Oh no.

(They get sent to Sophie's mother's baby shower in 1999)

Chrome: Why are we here?

Nova: All those toys will eventually decay... And all those bodies.

Sophie's mother: I don't get it... I don't know the due date.

Chrome: Hi, Miss Otter!

Sophie's mother: Who are you?

Nova: She doesn't know you.

(they get sent to Sophie's exact birth date)

Sophie's mother: My womb- ohhhhhh...

Gorge: Let's stop it!

Nova: If you do, Sophie will be gone forever!

Gorge: Nobody can stop my actions!

(Gorge tries to stop Sophie's mother from expanding any further, but Sophie gets out anyway)

(Gorge stitches Sophie's mother up)

Sophie's mother: W-w-who are you?

Gorge: I'm the person who didn't want you to die.

Sophie's mother: Too... late. (she dies)

Nova: You'll never stop the death of her!

Gorge: But I can delay it!

(they get sent back to the present)

Nova: I'll be back someday.

(Nova disappears)

Gorge: Uh... wait, what?

(THE END)

And yes, it's based off of a chat roleplay.