Thread:IAmBagel/@comment-11203692-20150729023258

How is this

Derp realizes he needs to get a job. He goes job hunting but nobody will take him due to his alcoholism and drug use. He is ready to give up until he sees a firetruck on the street offering a job as a firefighter. Lloyd warns Derp because it seems fishy but Derp goes for it anyway. Derp starts training for the fire academy and he's surprisingly good at it. He goes back to the appartment and Lloyd goes spying. Lloyd finds out they are aliens trying to corrupt Derp. Lloyd tells Derp not to go to work the next day but Derp ignores and goes to the Firetruck. Once he gets in, the aliens reveal themselves and their firetruck turns into a spaceship and goes to space. In space, he sees another prisoner, a human named Patrick. the aliens corrupt him by literally shoving an alien chip in their head and reaching their brain. Derp, horrified, runs away and takes control of the ship, but he's horrible at driving. he eventually finds an escape pod and ditches them and lands in the appartment.The appartment sets on fire so they all have to leave. Derp sees a firetruch and runs away and ends with Lloyd saying "What the fuck happened?" 