User blog:Omgitskittykatty/I actually came a long way from writing I Am a Grammar Nazi

I am pretty good at writing songs. That's what I just noticed. There's "Life in Technicolour," "Forever" and "F--- Off, it's Christmas..." The rest are pretty crappy.

Well here's "Beat 'em Up." I performed it and it was 4:25 minutes long.

Lyrics

 * 1) (CHORUS) Beat 'em oh, oh, up
 * 2) Beat 'em oh, oh, up
 * 3) Beat 'em, beat 'em
 * 4) Beat 'em, man
 * 5) (VERSE 1) It's a hack and slash adventure
 * 6) Through the fuckin' sky
 * 7) Do we ever wonder
 * 8) Why?
 * 9) It's why we live
 * 10) It's for our life
 * 11) We gotta beat 'em up just like I
 * 12) Maybe we're magic
 * 13) Maybe we suck
 * 14) The magic on our fingertips
 * 15) I can't count for shit
 * 16)  I don't know why I live
 * 17) Other than to beat 'em up
 * 18) I'm really bad at video games
 * 19) But who gives a...
 * 20)  (CHORUS)
 * 21) (VERSE 2) It's a Pac-Man clone adventure
 * 22) Through the fuckin' maze
 * 23) Do we ever look at it
 * 24) And go in a daze?
 * 25) It's why we live
 * 26) It's for our life
 * 27) So get that cherry just like I
 * 28) Maybe that stawberry
 * Oh, no, a ghost
 * 1) The magic through this maze
 * 2) Critics give it all okays
 * 3) I-I don't know why I live
 * 4) Other than to run away from this ghost
 * 5) I'm really bad at video games
 * 6) But I'm better than Meat...
 * 7) (CHORUS)
 * 8)  (BRIDGE aka random improv moment) You gotta beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em up
 * 9) That's what I'm talking about, yeah!
 * 10) Hack and slash
 * 11) Everybody do the goddamn Monster Mash!
 * 12) Dash
 * 13) Crash
 * 14) Through the sky!
 * 15) (through the fuckin' sky)
 * 16) Ohh ohh ohh
 * 17) I don't know why I live, oh, oh, ohh!
 * 18) Holy shit!
 * 19) (CHORUS x2)