User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/KRAZY AND BAGEL GO STARK RAVING MAD

Eli: Hey, what's the time, Stace?

Stace: Can you not tell the time yourself?

Eli: No, it's just we don't have a clock or any time-telling device. We only have a few grey chairs and a grey couch that, what a surprise, does not contrast the grey background with one small window and then a brown desk and a white fridge and sink.

Stace: We're poor.

Eli: We're not poor! You're a surgeon, Krazy's a writer for the most popular crime show in the world, Wander Over Murder, I'm its executive producer and Bagel's... a bagel with a hat, cane and limbs. Yet we're stuck in this house while Krazy spoils Bagel by buying them both exclusive tickets to clubs and not letting us come cos it's "too much money".

Gender-Flipped: Genderless

Episode 2: "Krazy and Bagel Go Stark Raving Mad"

'''[Cuts to a neon-lit club where Krazy is shaking its tentacles and Bagel is split into five parts, each with their own faces, limbs and hats punching the air on a dancefloor. "Evacuate the Dancefloor" plays while everyone literally evacuates the dancefloor, except a stoned guy and the DJ. Close-up to the DJ.]'''

DJ: Hey, since you bought exclusive tickets, you two get an exclusive song and dance. What does the lucky couple want? (edges the microphone torwards Bagel, who is suddenly back in one piece)

Bagel: (sheepishly) Uh, we're not a couple.

DJ: Hey dude, it's okay. I'm all for you guys.

[Bagel and Krazy look torwards the DJ.]

DJ: (sheepishly) I mean I'm not gay, I'm just... generally alright with it. I mean, uh...

Stoned Guy: Gay pride, man!

DJ: Yeah, what the crack guy said.

Krazy: Look, we're not a couple, okay? We're just.. close friends.

DJ: Okay, man.

'[The DJ stands up and gestures "Come on!" to the stoned guy.]'

DJ: Come on, Davey-baby.

Dave: Okay, smoochums.

[They both leave.]

Bagel: You seemed pretty offended by that, Krazy. Is there something wrong with me? Is my bread not crusty enough? Do I have to be salty? Cos I can be salty Goddamn it, I can be salty!

Krazy: One ridiculous problem at a time, you savoury creep.

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'''[Back to the Gender-Flipped house. Eli and Stace are looking into the fridge while Dave is climbing up the window from outside. Stace gets a mop from the fridge and opens the window. She repeatedly hits Dave with the mop.]'''

Stace: Hey, bad stoned dude! Bad stoned dude! Shoo, shoo!