User blog comment:IAmBagel/It Be Spring Break!/@comment-67.61.210.169-20130328212504/@comment-5891090-20130402004242

I KNOW

(gets out Magic Conch Shell)

OH MAGIC CONCH SHELL. WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW.

(pulls string)

Conch: Nothing.

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH. OLOOLLOLLOOLLOL

(does nothing)