User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/BEN HAENOW IS BACK

12 hours ago (as of this time), UK 2014/15 X Factor winner Ben Haenow finally bothered to release a single. "Second Hand Heart" features Kelly Clarkson, which is the most effortless thing Ben Haenow has tried to do to gather fame. X Factor people aren't gonna have a big career, especially if you win. Nobody gives a damn if you win a talent show.

The Beatles have a new VEVO video ooh.  Only 9k views I'm disappointed.

Also Simon Cowell's grown an epic beard. [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3211793/Simon-Cowell-sports-new-scruffy-beard-X-Factor-launch.html Wanna see it? Of course you don't.]

If you can&#39;t get what you want, then you can come with me... let&#39;s set up to sea. (talk) 19:49, October 20, 2015 (UTC)

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A Slovakian criminal raped a 14-year-old girl. Errh, a brain-damaged girl dies at age of 9? What the f***?! The news is freaking depressing. Goodbye, have a good night thinking about rape victims and someone who has died before she can even buy alcohol.