User blog:EliNinja/Dudeshow - S1 E2 - Time Machine

S1 E2 - Time Machine - The gang finds a time machine.

Time Machine
(Screen shows the group at school) Dude: God, I hate school. Skitz: Yeah, the lessons don't make sense, Krazy: The lunch tastes like shit , NyanGir: And, (angrily) every fuck ing time we forget to do our homework, we always get sooo FUCK ING YELLED AT!! Dude: Woah, calm yourself, NyanGir. NyanGir: Sorry, I was pissed. Dude: Yeah, school gets me mad sometimes.... Dude: But, I just wish that some BIG-ASS miracle would happen in our school. (Girl with sexy breasts walks by.) Dude: .....okay, THAT'S a miracle, but---WHA??? (The group finds a time machine, then runs to it.) Dude: OH MY GOD!!! A SECOND MIRACLE??? (The group goes into the time machine.) Krazy: so....what time should we go back ---WAIT! (Krazy goes back in time to last year.) (Krazy cuts on-front of MattBoo and gives the last breakfast burrito to his past self.) (Krazy goes back to the present) Past Krazy: ....woah... Past Dude: I know, right? Past Skitz: That Krazy looked older than the one WE have...hm.. Past NyanGir: Maybe it was from the future and they found a fuck in' time machine! (the 3 look at NyanGir) Past NyanGir: what? (back to the present) Dude: ....That was fuck ing awesome.... Dude: 'Kay gang, It's time to party like it's 1791, baybeh! (The gang goes back to 1791) Skitz: Ah, ol' 1791. (some classical ladeh passes by) Lady: Wow, your clothes look pretty fancy. Skitz: I see what ur talkin' bout. Krazy: Well, now that we went back in time, me & Skitz's clothing looks all classy n' shit. Krazy: Since we're humans and all. Dude: I'm a blue blit. NyanGir: & i'm a nyan version of that weird-ass robot from Invader Zim n' shit. Skitz: Yeh. Dude: Hey, wait a minute, we have classical clothing too, even though we NEVER wear clothes. Dude: Oh wait, I have a blue shirt in the present. Krazy: Hey, since we're back two years after George Washington became president, let's go meet him n' stuff. Dude: Let's ask some questions. Skitz: yeah. Some Stranger: hey, we don't know you here. Skitz: ....yeah...we're time immagrants. Dude: Of time immigration n' shit. Some Stranger: Hey, we don't USE that kind of slang unless we're pissed and stuff. Dude: Guys, let's get out of here. NyanGir: But what the fuck about George--- Dude: Nooooooow-ah! NyanGir: I DON'T WANNA!!! (NyanGir jumps to the time machine as the group follows her) NyanGir: OKAY! (the group goes back to the present) (back to the present, again) Dude: Gee whiz, we almost got in trouble. Krazy: We should never mess with time again.......or maybe some day we'll do it again. Dude: Yeah. (the gang walks off.) (the stranger from the past is seen in the time machine) The End. ©2014 by Dude2000.