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JIM BAGELY'S BACK...

AND CENSORED

 Lyrics Edit [Wario] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going. He decides to rob a liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play.

[Kayem] Alright stop, now before you walk in the door of this liquor store And try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence, who are you? I'm your [inaudible] conscience

[Jim Bagely] That's nonsense Go in, gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blond wigs Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades

[Kayem] Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

[Jim Bagely] [Inaudible] that, do that [inaudible], shoot that [inaudible] Can you afford to blow this [inaudible], are you that rich Why you give a [inaudible] if she dies, are you that [inaudible] Do you really think she gives a [inaudible] if you have kids

[Kayem] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it Not over this [inaudible], drop the biscuit Don't even listen to Jim yo, he's bad for you

[Jim Bagely] You know what Kay, I don't like your attitude

[Wario] Meet Skull, twenty-one years old. After meeting a young girl at a rave party Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play.

[Verse 2]

[Jim Bagely] Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little [inaudible] earlobe

[Kayem] Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair

[Jim Bagely] Yo, look at her [inaudible], does it got [inaudible] [Inaudible] this [inaudible] right here, on the spot bare Till she passes out and she forgot how she got there

[Kayem] Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?

[Jim Bagely] No, but I seen the porno with Sun Doobie in it

[Kayem] [Inaudible], you wanna get hauled off to jail

[Jim Bagely] Man, [inaudible] that; hit that [inaudible] raw dawg and bail

[Wario] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work He walks in the door of his trailer park home To find his wife in bed with another man.

[Kayem] Alright calm down, relax, and start breathing

[Jim Bagely] [Inaudible] that [inaudible], you just caught this [inaudible] cheatin' While you at work she's with some dude trying to get off [Inuadible] slittin' her throat, cut this [inaudible] head off

[Kayem] Wait, what if there's an explanation for this [inaudible]

[Jim Bagely] What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick (So funny I had to keep this line uncensored.)

[Kayem] Alright Bagely, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy

[Jim Bagely] Okay, thought about it, still wanna stab her Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes

[Kayem] What'chu say?

[Jim Bagely] What's wrong, didn't think I'd remember?

[Kayem] I'ma kill you [inaudible]

[Jim Bagely] Uhhh-aahh, temper, temper Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. AK Comin' Straight Outta Compton, y'all better make way How in the [inaudible] you gonna tell this man not to be violent

[Kayem] Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that; aw [inaudible] it What am I saying Shoot 'em both Grady, where your gun at?

[Gunshot]