User blog:BaconMahBoi/NickFanon Con 2015 - Bacon's Announcements

Hey, it's Saturday's first announcement by me, everyone's favourite meat product!

(Audience cheers)

Random audience member: I'm vegetarian.

yoU MONSTER

Anyway, who wants epic news?

Audience: Me!

It's got stuff to do with Mission: Pond Possession and marathons. And new episodes.

(Audience cheers again)

Yup, catch the Mission: Pond Posession marathon on November 21 from 11am on BaconNetwork, kicking off with a brand new episode!

(Audience cheers once again)

And this is gonna blow your mind...

Audience: Ooooo...

The Epic Adventures Beneath our Feet...

Audience: Ooooooooo...

Movie.

(Audience goes wild)

Calm down, calm down!

(Audience continues to go wild)

Shut up or I'll cancel the movie you nerdy scrubs!

(Audience goes quiet)

That's right! The Epic Adventures Beneath our Feet Movie premieres December 4 from 12pm - 1:45pm, followed by 6 hours of The Epic Adventures Beneath our Feet!

(Audience cheers for the fourth time)

And I'm sure you've all heard of Nicktoons Go--

(Audience commences negativity)

It's closing! (muttered:) thank gosh take it to Hell satan

(Audience claps)

Hey, I'm not done yet.

(Audience goes mostly silent, except for one person who is clapping and cheering Nicktoons Go is closing)

That's probably my lawyer.

Anyways, who watches Dogs?

(Many audience members raise their hands)

And you don't like that there's been no new episodes for months?

(Audience boos)

Well, catch new episodes of Dogs, every Thursday at 7:30am starting November 12!

(Audience cheers because they are sad fans who have nothing else to do in life except watch cartoons)

Along with new The Bacon Chronicles at 7:45am! Thursday mornings are getting awesome!

(Audience once again cheers for god's sake)

And one last thing. Tune in to BaconNetwork this Friday at 8pm for a special announcement.

Audience: Oooooo...

Okay, bye.

Some audience person: Wait, what happens now?

Go away, then come back for Hat's announcements.

Some audience person: Oh.

(I walk off stage like a boss)