The Genie in The Gem is the 29th episode of Curiousgorge66's Adventures.
- The Great Beguru
- Water Paw
- Lady Fuse
- Whale Five
Gorge: What to do today?
Timmy: Uhh... there's something in the basement.
(Gorge opens the basement door)
Timmy: There's still a lot of Caffeine-free Sun Drop!
Gorge: I see something in the distance...
Timmy: It's just a gem!
Gorge: It's not just a gem. It's glowing...
(The Great Beguru appears)
The Great Beguru: It is I, The Great Beguru, here to grant your every wish.
Gorge: Yeah. I wonder what wishes you can even grant.
The Great Beguru: Well, I can grant any wish as long as it's within my power.
(one hour later, Robo and friends show up)
Robo: Oh, it's you again.
The Great Beguru: Yes, it is I, The Great Beguru!
Lady Fuse: What's the catch?
The Great Beguru: The catch? No catch. Just wish.
Robo: Who's gonna wish first?
The Great Beguru: I will-
Sophie: Was I late?
The Great Beguru: Again, I will choose who goes first. I choose... BLUE WOMAN!
Lady Fuse: Thanks. I wish... VECTOR LAND. I wish it would be destroyed.
The Great Beguru: Sure. Next is... GORGE PANTS!
Gorge: Thank you. Do you get three wishes?
The Great Beguru: Yes, but you can only use one right now, so decide carefully.
Gorge: Okay, then. I wish that Sophie was 22 years old.
The Great Beguru: An age progression? Okay.
(Sophie is now older)
The Great Beguru: Next is... BUSH WITH ARMS!
Furbot: Thank you. I wish for twelve clones.
The Great Beguru: Okay.
(Furbot now has twelve clones)
The Great Beguru: Next is... WHALE CREATURE!
Whale Five: I... I got nothing, but thank you for letting me decide.
The Great Beguru: Next is... SEAL BOY!
Water Paw: Thanks. I wish Dad was back.
The Great Beguru: Who's Dad?
(Water Paw shows The Great Beguru a picture of Nemre)
The Great Beguru: I still can't do that. Something is interfering with the wish.
Water Paw: What?
The Great Beguru: Next is... LARGE TOASTER!
Robo: Thank you. I wish I could finally kill the killer. You know, Airdroid?
The Great Beguru: Aww, yes. Next is... BUCK-TOOTHED BOY!
Timmy: Is this wish rule-free?
The Great Beguru: Yes.
Timmy: Then enough money to see Crash Nebula!
The Great Beguru: Okay.
Timmy: Thank you!
The Great Beguru: Large toaster, your wish can't be granted for unknown reasons. Next is... ORANGE OTTER!
Sophie: Aww, you're too kind. I wish for an Animorph Ray!
The Great Beguru: You got it, orange otter.
Sophie: Thank you.
Airdroid: Hey, Gorge! What's up?
Gorge: Nothing much. But should you stay away?
Timmy: This day couldn't get weirder.
(cut to Molly's house)
Molly: Oh, Great Beguru! I have a wish! I wish that I-
Great Beguru: You could just no longer talk?
Molly: -could- (muffled)
Airdroid: So I heard that he is trying to get rid of me. Guess what? It ain't gonna happen. No sir, it won't.
Gorge: It might.
(meanwhile at Dores' lair)
Dores: This is a disaster! Yellow paint everywhere! Half the minions dead! Who could do this to me?
(cut back to outside Gorge's house)
Gorge: I mean, what's the point of murdering various people in the universe if you can't accomplish your goals?
Airdroid: Because... I didn't overthrow Curator Prime yet.
Airdroid: You heard me. All I need to do is overthrow Curator Prime and rid the universe of all human life.
Gorge: How could you do this?
Airdroid: And this genie can go back in his gem.
(The Great Beguru goes back in his gem)
Airdroid: And you know what? I was the one who murdered half of Dores' minions!
Gorge: That means less of them to fight, but you'll never win the battle against us!
Airdroid: You're just jealous! You aren't even a real hero.
(Gorge fires his Coke sprayer at Nova)
Airdroid: Oh, yum! A soft drink that does no damage!
(Gorge pulls out his backup sword)
Nova: He has a sword, too?
(Gorge tries to slice Airdroid's hand but the sword goes right through him)
Nova: You will never win.
Gorge: I know you have a weak spot somewhere.
Airdroid: What? No weak spot.
(back inside Gorge's house)
Timmy: So, is Sophie gonna stay 22 years old forever?
Gorge: Nah, the effects will wear off in a week.
Timmy: And is VECTOR LAND destroyed?
Gorge: VECTOR LAND was never destroyed.
Timmy: Okay, then.